Well I've been volunteering at a summer Tech Camp and last year I was there and wrote an insane story and I decided to write a super insane story this year...I'll put it in spoilers as it's kinda long...like 3 pages long
And I'll just substitute my name for Epic Kirby.
I also get to retype it because it's printed.
But it's worth it.
Epic Kirby proudly presents....The Story to top last years story.
In High Definition.
One night on a planet that most likely doesn't even exist called "The Planet that most likely doesn't even exist" there was a race of flying penguins who all lived in peace. Except for Dr. Evil Penguin, who wanted no more then to take over the world. Over the years he set off to get the greatest evil minions in the galaxy. All he found though was a hobo named Steve, a French Fry sho may as well be the most evil of the bunch, and Darth Vader.
After many years of searching Dr. Evil Penguin knew that today was his day. the day where he would take over the world. Which he did in about 20 seconds. So Dr. Evil Penguin decided to take his minions to earth.
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On a not so quite bright sunny morning Josh sat at his kitchen table drinking his coffee when he realized something. He forgot to buy cream for his coffee!!! So Josh got into his exploding car that he won during The Price is Right and set off to Wal-Mart. Every second driving the Exploding Car there was a 0.005% chance that the car would explode. After another lucky trip Josh got to Wal-Mart and bought his cream...when suddenly a Hobo named Steve came out of nowhere!
"I have come to say that this world now belongs to Dr. Evil Penguin!" Steve said.
Everyone just stared at Steve but then he took out a giant toaster out of his pocket and the toaster started sucking up the Wal-Mart! Josh jumped into his car but the second he turned it on it exploded. So Josh looked around and the only thing he could find was his Coffee Creamer. So he threw it at Steve and Steve was blinded. Because he was blinded, Steve dropped the toaster which shot back out Wal-Mart as it exploded killing Steve iwth it. Josh was panting heavily when he saw visions of Darth Vader, A French Fry, and Dr. Evil Penguin himself.
"So you have defeated my hobo! No matter! I have found the random artifact that keeps the world from falling apart! You have 1 day to get to the "Super Bottomless pit of awesome located in Canada" to stop me! Which you can't because I have a medical degree in SCIENCE!" Dr. Evil Penguin said.
With that the visions disappeared and Josh knew what had to be done. He went back in the Wal-Mart and bought some Popcorn Chicken, An Usb Cable, A Pogo Stick, and a Toilet Seat and set off to the Super Bottomless pit of awesome located in Canada.
23 hours later Josh made it and found the three villains sitting there.
Before they noticed him, Josh put the USB Cable into Darth Vader and started to upload "Friday" by Rebecca Black causing Darth Vader to explode and the French Fry and Dr. Evil Penguin noticed him at last.
"So you took out Darth Vader! But now I got you!" Screamed Dr. Evil Penguin as he took out his laser gun of laser death. Josh threw the toilet seat but Dr. Evil Penguin ducked and shot the laser gun of laser death breaking the toilet seat and knocking out a random house in Canada. With no other choice Josh threw the Popcorn Chicken which knocked the laser gun out of his hand but before Dr. Evil Penguin could get his next weapon the French Fry kicked him off the cliff but he hung on.
"How could you French Fry!? I trusted you!" Said Dr. Evil Penguin
"Because I'm the real villain here!" Said the French Fry as he kicked Dr. Evil Penguin to his death.
But while he was laughing Josh jumped on the pogo stick and bounced on the French Fry to death.
Now that he saved the world he started to head home but not before...DR. Pepper came out of the bushes.
"You Fool!" said Dr. Pepper "That French Fry had the secret ingredient to my soda in it! And now that you killed it all of the sodas in the world will..."
As if on cue thousands of Dr. pepper cans came flying through the sky cuttin gup anything in the way. Josh used his pogo stick to get away but Dr. Pepper wasn't so lucky...
Josh raced back tot he Wal-Mart by Pogo Stick and bought all the Coca Cola's and Pepsi's he could find and started to throw them all the Dr. Peppers. This did destroy them but created one giant soda of death!
But before it could do any harm the Wal-Mart manager came out and shot the giant soda of death with a bazooka.
"I knew I could save the day" Said the Wal-Mart Manager. After everything calmed down Josh went home...and then he realized that he still had no cream!
But before he could cry himself to sleep a shirtless mailman came through the wall.
"Hello! I'm the Shirtless Mailman that appeared in Epic Kirby's first story and I have come again to save the day! Have some creamer!" The Shirtless Mailman said as he gave Josh some creamer.
"Wow! Thanks Shirtless Mailman! You're a true hero!" Said Josh.
"I Know....I know." said the Shirtless Mailman
Then the screen faded to black and the sitcom laugh track played as the band played them off.
Yes this is supposed to make no sense.
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