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Mega Man Discussion / Re: The Truth behind all the Robot Master Weaknesses.
« on: June 24, 2011, 01:00:19 PM »
Oh Dear God, I didn't think there would be this much stuff overnight.
First things first. Ivory this is not a serious thing. Astro Man can have a gambling problem...
But I digress
I'll try not to answer things other people did
Crash beats Quick. Because when you JUST THREW A FREAKIN BOMB AT HIM
Top beats Shadow. Shadow Man is a ninja. And a ninja must be defeated in an epic duel or something. When Megaman spins on him, Shadowman is disgraced by this really stupid way of trying to kill him and thus dies in shame
Pharaoh beats Ring. The GIANT BALL OF FIRE burns his rings because of how hot it is. When you burn Ring Man's Rings he has nothing. Thus he explodes.
Skull beats Dive. Since you have to get up and personal to hit Dive Man with that weapon. It's basically a giant submarine crashing into a pile of crap. In this case Skulls. And giant crashes into crap doesn't end well
Dive beats Drill. Whenever you shoot one of those homing missiles the homing signal it sends out does some crazy crap to Drill Man's Drill. So it's not the missile doing the damage. It's the fact that Drill Man's Drill is short circuting.
Gyro Beats Crystal. The Reason Gyro Man's weapon can shoot up is because of a sudden gust of wind that shoots it up.
Now this gust of wind also blows Crystal Man's Crystals away...and well you know the rest.
Galaxy Beats Jewel. When you shoot the Black Hole Bomb it sucks of Jewel Man's Jewels. And without those he can't be fabulous. So he dies of a lack of being fabulous.
Nitro Beats Commando. The Wheel Cutter cuts open Commando's Man Underwear (It's there. Look for it) and when it does he becomes a literal Commando Man. But he can't handle that shame. And dies.
Pharaoh is good against Wily Capsule because YOU JUST THREW A BALL OF FIRE AT A VERY SMALL CRAFT!
Crash beats that...puzzle boss thingy. Because Wily made it so well that only bombs can destroy it.
Rain Flush Beats Normal Wily. Wily is just a human. And that little craft just lets him escape. Now in the past Rain Flush outright destroys anything weak. And since Wily is a human and his little craft has little to no defense...
Warning: Killing Dr. Wily will indeed break your franchise.
First things first. Ivory this is not a serious thing. Astro Man can have a gambling problem...
But I digress
I'll try not to answer things other people did
Crash beats Quick. Because when you JUST THREW A FREAKIN BOMB AT HIM
Top beats Shadow. Shadow Man is a ninja. And a ninja must be defeated in an epic duel or something. When Megaman spins on him, Shadowman is disgraced by this really stupid way of trying to kill him and thus dies in shame
Pharaoh beats Ring. The GIANT BALL OF FIRE burns his rings because of how hot it is. When you burn Ring Man's Rings he has nothing. Thus he explodes.
Skull beats Dive. Since you have to get up and personal to hit Dive Man with that weapon. It's basically a giant submarine crashing into a pile of crap. In this case Skulls. And giant crashes into crap doesn't end well
Dive beats Drill. Whenever you shoot one of those homing missiles the homing signal it sends out does some crazy crap to Drill Man's Drill. So it's not the missile doing the damage. It's the fact that Drill Man's Drill is short circuting.
Gyro Beats Crystal. The Reason Gyro Man's weapon can shoot up is because of a sudden gust of wind that shoots it up.
Now this gust of wind also blows Crystal Man's Crystals away...and well you know the rest.
Galaxy Beats Jewel. When you shoot the Black Hole Bomb it sucks of Jewel Man's Jewels. And without those he can't be fabulous. So he dies of a lack of being fabulous.
Nitro Beats Commando. The Wheel Cutter cuts open Commando's Man Underwear (It's there. Look for it) and when it does he becomes a literal Commando Man. But he can't handle that shame. And dies.
Pharaoh is good against Wily Capsule because YOU JUST THREW A BALL OF FIRE AT A VERY SMALL CRAFT!
Crash beats that...puzzle boss thingy. Because Wily made it so well that only bombs can destroy it.
Rain Flush Beats Normal Wily. Wily is just a human. And that little craft just lets him escape. Now in the past Rain Flush outright destroys anything weak. And since Wily is a human and his little craft has little to no defense...
Warning: Killing Dr. Wily will indeed break your franchise.