Name: cgrcatcjicnscht cc=crhastecc=
Skin: Fireman
Stats: Maximum statistics. I am a god at this game, so it should be reflected appropriately

[IntroStrings]
"cjFestina Lente: more cc=crhastecc=cj, less speed. - Latin Proverb"
"cjI'll show you how an cgrcatcjicnscht cjfights!"
"/me, the master of rtistry, has arrived!"
[FragStrings]
"cjWhy? Because I can!"
"cjBlocked!! Blocked!!"
"cj...and I took the stone and flung it, and (insert the guy I just killed) fell to the ground. Amen."
[KilledStrings]
"That was not the right paint brush..."
"How wasteful must one be to get a frag? Probably as wasteful as (insert the player who killed me just now)."
"Now I'm just getting sloppy."
[RoamingStrings]
"/me would like to be known as 'the big acgrcatcjicnschtc-otle' from now on..."
"/me wields a paint brush!"
"cjRemember kids: cc=crhastecc= cjmakes cl=cpwastecl=cj!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"cjWhere are we at in society today!?" then a second later: "cjCome after me! I'm a man! I'm 40!"
"/me is looking to sign a $200 million/two year contract with a new clan..."
[EnragedStrings]
"Nothing can be created with cowardice, people! Come out and fight!"
[WinStrings]
"/me is the greatest player of all time!"
"cjWhen I show up, the result is rtistry in motion."
"cjYou had no chance."
[LoseStrings]
"No wonder you won; my ping is ten times your ping, (winning player)."
"cjScrew you guys! I'm going home!"
"cjScrew you guys! I'm taking my talents to cgsckocgucktcgh ckbcgeckacgtckhcj!"