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// Solarman
[IntroStrings]
"This'll be a great workout!"
"Rise and shine!"
[FragStrings]
"Solarman used Overheat! It's super effective!"
"OOOH! BURNED!"
"You don't know who you're dealing with!"
"You haven't stretched yet! You might hurt yourself!"
[KilledStrings]
"I think it's raining."
"Where's the sun? Oh, that's right, $player_killedby KILLED IT."
"You all are so out of shape!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"I am NOT Richard Simmons! Geez, people!"
[RoamingStrings]
"And one, two, three, four, now the right side!"
"Work those glutes!"
"Where is everyone? We've got workouts to do!"
"Don't let the UV rays get you!"
"C'mon, everyone, get your daily amount of Vitamin D here!"
[EnragedStrings]
"Solar Flare!"
"I have fury!"
"/me takes off his sunglasses"
[WinStrings]
"Now, everyone buy my workout tape!"
"You all got BURNED!"
[LoseStrings]
"It must be cloudy out."
"Well, this tape won't sell well."
[RollComment]
"It's about to be nighttime for you, Solarman!"
Oh dear, I'm quite unfunny.