Here's my terrible contribution, hope someone or something likes it:
//ClownMan
[IntroStrings]
"Hey Guess What?, It's Me ClownMan"
"Let's Make This The Best Joke Ever!"
[FragStrings]
"Haha haha That is soo funny!"
"Hey you thought you could beat me?"
"Pal you should have more fun, seriously"
"Why did the chicken cross the street?"
[KilledStrings]
"Hey!, Let me finish my joke"
"See you in my dreams"
"You are not funny"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"Wait,What was I doing?"
[RoamingStrings]
"Am a joke machine, am ready!"
"You think you're more funny, we'll see that!"
"Your jokes makes me fall sleep *snork*"
"How many jokes can I tell before destroying you?"
"Wait right there, am not done with you!"
[EnragedStrings]
"Hey stop laughing!, I told you that joke hours ago!"
"What!?, I forgot my next joke!"
"Argh You are ruining my jokes!"
[WinStrings]
"Well well well I laughed at last after all!"
"And ClownMan wins hahahahahaha!"
[LoseStrings]
"I guess I wasn't funny out there"
"How disappointing, how disgraceful, how UNFUNNY!"
[RollComment]
"Agh ClownMan get out of here, the last time I saw you, I almost die of laugh"
Edit: -.- most of them have to do with jokes.