I got one for the (gay) Volt Man!
Intro
Anyone want a little high voltage?
This will be a shocking battle for sure!
Frag:
Ha! That gave me some positive energy!
Are you a little shocked after that?
That's what 15,000 volts can do to you, $player_killed!
Killed:
Ouch! That was a bad charge, I guess...
I suppose I had too much electricity charged in me.
I've been smited by own power!
RareRoaming:
Anybody seen a charging station nearby?
Roaming:
Zzzzzzzt... Zzzzzzzt...
Hello? Man, this is just like back at my lair...
Just because I'm not well known doesn't mean you can ignore me!
CHARGE! Wait, positively or negatively? Hmm...
Enraged:
How am I losing? This is shocking to me!
When I get my hands on you, $player_random_notself, I'll zap you so fast...
How is $player_inlead doing so well when he doesn't know the power of electricity!?!
Win:
Hah, this wasn't a very shocking outcome.
I've got the powah! Er, wait...
Told ya the PC robots aren't half bad!
Lose:
Must've been too negative...
I wasn't at full capacity! If I was, you would've lost!
Ugh... Back to the power plant then...
Roll:
Is something wrong, Volt Man? You look shocked!