Okay I guess my first vote wasn't acceptable.
Best Post
Candidate B
Worst Post
Only Candidate: Yes
Funniest Post
Candidate A
Most Controversial Post
Only Candidate yes
Meanest Post
Candidate B
Most Random Post
Candidate A
Most Pointless Post
Candidate A
Angriest Post
Candidate A
Most Respectable Post
Only Candidate: Yes
Most tl;dr Post
Only Candidate: Yes
Least Successful Event
Candidate B
Best Topic
Candidate B
Worst Topic
Candidate C
Funniest Topic
Candidate A
Most Controversial Topic
Only Candidate Yes
Best Forum Game
Candidate A
Worst Forum Game
Candidate B
Best Comic
Only Candidate: Yes
Best Piece of Artwork
Candidate D
Oh also:
[1:42:57 PM] Dr. Freeman: tengu you piece of shit
I accidentally voted for two on the "Random post" area. Fixed it now:
[1:48:20 PM] Dr. Freeman: I GUESS IT WAS RANDOM THAT YOU DID THAT I'M GONNA KILL MYSELF