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Anything Goes / Sorry for the anticlimactic end :/

« on: February 17, 2014, 07:55:12 AM »

Lets start with a new Character, shall we? Ive had this idea for a WHILE now! Now heres the thing, the main character isnt originally in CutStuff, however, Ive created an 'alternate dimensional' version where he CAN reside in CS.

Bounty Hunter XI - Chapter XX: Are you sure about this?

(OoC:: The XI is pronounced Eleven)

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In the darkness, two glowing electric blue eyes appear, and they look down upon the futuristic utopia. The eyes' beholder stands atop a high tower, watching down. He smirks, and crouches down. An arm reaches outwards and picks up a bottle of a dark-coloured soft beverage. "Bottoms up!" his voice cheerfully echoes as he unscrews the bottle's cap, and takes a swig. He looks at his right hand, and watches as it 'dissolves' into a small amount of glowing light blue cubes. His hand is replaced by only a light blue glow, in the shape of what his hand was. The Character moves his now-blue-shadow hand and the cubes move along with his fingers. he puts his hand down, and his cubes form into his left arm. After a flash of light, his left arm is replaced by a futuristic rifle from right below the elbow and down. A Scope is placed at the side of the gun-arm. The arm is lifted, and the arms beholder peers into the scope, ready t--
"Dammit XI! Are you just going to sit up here all damn night and play with yourself, or are you going to grow up and do your job!? How many times do I need to yell at you now? How many!?" A young female voice appears with the opening of a door, which emitted a golden glow from the inside light. The gun-arm re-dissolved into cubes which formed back into his right hand. "God dammit, Seriah! I'm internally monologuing right now! Jesus, gimme a break already!" a younger male voice replies angrily and sarcastically. The yellow light revealed the 'character' to be a young male, who appeared to be in his early 20's. The boy had spiked up Bronze hair, glowing blue eyes, a handsome young face, and an average build (Meaning he wasn't scrawny as hell and he wasn't as fat as Jabba the Hutt). He was wearing a Black jacket, with a Silver 'vine-ish' and spiky pattern going down the sides of the arms and abdomen. He was wearing dark blue jeans which were held up by a brown leather belt. The belt had a buckle which resembled two wings, with an '11' in between them. He also wearing black metal boots...Which were... metal... and... black? Either way, this guy, his name is XI (and its pronounced ELEVEN, don't screw it up)
"Who cares about your precious insane monologuing, just get out there and get us our bounty! He's wanted dead or alive, him being alive fetches us a higher price, so do it right this time!" The female voice orders. "Wow, you shoot people down so quick they should stick you in the military..." XI replied "But hey, a new bounty means we can pay the rent and bills. And I'm off!"
He said as he faced the young woman, he then leaned backwards and fell down the tower's balcony with his back facing the ground. He later turned around in mid-air and dissolved his legs and into cubes, which floated to his chest, and with a flash, he took the shape of what seemed like a cross between a motor-cross bike, and a hovercraft with his 'human' head sticking out of the middle. In this 'form', XI flew (but more in a sense of gliding) to a roof top.
Fricking Seriah, thinking she's the boss, my ass she's the boss! I'm the one who does all the work around here, dammit. XI thought to himself. He soon shifted back into his humanoid shape after landing. He put his right index and middle fingers to his ear and spoke
"So, miss boss, whose the unlucky guy now? The bounty I mean".
"He's actually not too far away from you. But he's a serious deal this time. He's worth a whopping 100,000$ this time! Can you believe it, if we got him, we'd be rich! The female voice replied.
"Err... I wouldn't say rich, but whatever floats your twisted little greedy boat. By the way, I need EXACT info on what he is, who he is, and where he is. That is if that isn't too much trouble for you." XI said as he walked to the other corner of the roof.
"Grr, just look towards the east, he's on the news right now, live! Causing a huge ruckus, smashing building, not our usual bounty." The girl replied with an agitated tone.
"Jeez, didn't know Aunt Flow came to visit today, gosh." XI teased as he jumped from building to building. He enlargened his jump length by 'cubing' up his other leg, and fusing it with his jumping leg. By fusing the legs, it made the jumping limb significantly longer.
Soon, a car flew upwards into the air.
"Aaaaaand this is where the guy is... Jeesh, He better be worth the Hundred-thousand!" XI teased. He jumped down from the building, and saw a Spherical Silver Robo-Monstrosity. He looked like a metal ball that sprouted arms and legs, or atleast according to XI's description.
"Whew, you sure are round, how much have momma and poppa been feeding you now? XI teased

TBC

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Forum Games Archive / Re: If you met the above avatar in a dark alley

« on: February 15, 2014, 03:30:36 AM »

It looks like some sort of emblem... welp, why not just take it and go.

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Anything Goes / I think I referenced far too many people >.>

« on: February 13, 2014, 03:08:25 AM »

Colonel Servbot SEASON 1
EPISODE 0: A NEW HOMEtotally not a starwars reference or anything

Spoilers since it's kinda long. This is basically an intro to the world of CutStuff. Or atleast the CutStuff that is seen through Colonels eyes... Err... Eye. Either way, basically foreshadowing the new plot line that's about to comeout. Also, our guest LeoAlex50 DID agree to be in this, but he agreed to it long before I left. Atleast I finished it up, revised it a little, and posted it now.

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Its been only a couple of hours since I've arrived in this strange new land.
I came here and entered an alley
I got attacked by a bloodthirsty gang
I escaped and took shelter in a casino
Argued with a waiter
And rented out a motel room
Survived a fire composed by the gang leader
And duked it out with the entire gang.

It's kinda unbelievable that I've done all of this in just one night, I'm pretty shocked myself, but I came here for a reason.
I am Colonel ServBot, and this is MY story


Colonel stood at a tall wooden oak podium, on a step ladder of course, and said to a large crowd of people
"So, hey guys... Uh, I, Colonel ServBot, is now he--"
"Pfft, I is, hah." Said a person in the crowd
smartass, if only I had middle fingers....
"Eheheheh" Colonel laughed nervously, he then shot the person a dirty look. "Umm... Well, I'm new here, and I just wanted to say hi, and announce my furthermore citizenship of CutStuff"
Colonel looked out in to the crowd, and saw many different faces, one looked like a ProtoMan with a blue torso and a key strapped to his back, one like a small angel in a straw hat, one seemed like a librarian wearing grey body armour and had brown spiky hair, and another person (who alsohad a large silver hammer with the letters B, A, and N engraved onto it) looked like the one in charge of the whole world. There were so many differences in each person of the giant crowd.
"Welcome Colonel! Hope you enjoy your stay!" Said an energetic person in the front of the group.

Whew, atleast ONE of them likes me!
Yeah dude, that was a close call!

After that one rather nice comment, the entire crowd then began giving Colonel Your-Welcome-to-stay-here's and have-funs and the like.

Wow, nice! They love me!
Yeah! Good Job Colonel!


After just a lot of chit chat and welcoming, All of the group left, except one, the ProtoMan Recolour.
"Oh hey there, I didn't quite catch your name, may I ask what it is?" Colonel asked politely
"Hey, I'm LeoAlex. Could call me Leo fer short though" said the recolour.
"Oh, hi Leo, a pleasure to meet you! Ummm, so can you help out me a bit? I think I just need some directions to places so I can memorize them, I'm kinda lost around here."

"Oh yeah, follow me, I'll show you around here, it isn't too hard to navigate"

LeoAlex started walking towards a shopping mall, and as instructed to do so, Colonel quickly followed.
"This place, is the Anything Goes Shopping Mall, next to it, is the SpamThread Deli. At the mall, me and my friends usually hang out there. But the deli isn't much of a deli, it's more of a slaughterhouse, since it only sells meat." LeoAlex instructed.

LeoAlex continued speaking of the houses, buildings, and other architectural structures. Up until he and Colonel walked to a large stadium.

"Ahem, this, Colonel, is the 8BDM Coliseum. 8-Bit Death Match, or it can be shortened to 8BDM, is like a sport of the gods. Except there aren't any gods involved, just the Almighty Administrators and the Moderators, but they're almost the same thing, in a way.... ANYWAY, Colonel, 8BDM is a blood thirsty and violent sport, but we can get into the later." LeoAlex explained
Jeez... This place isn't as peaceful as I first thought....
"Anyway, this is where the 8BDM matches are held. Thousands of people come here every day to watch the battles, for a hefty price. I mean, just the popcorn and soda alone! That's almost 20 dollars alone! Oh, and don't even get me started on the spicy chips and a can of Cutsy-Cola, don't EVEN-- oh, I'm getting out of hand... Aren't i?" He continued. "How's about we move on?"

He and Colonel decided to walk around the 'Coliseum'.

"Hey, Leo, about the 8Bit Death Matches, I have a question or six about them. Can you tell me about them?" Colonel asked. The two continued walking as they conversed.
"Ask away. I know almost about everything in the battles." LeoAlex replied.
"First off, what are the rules of the 8BDMs, and what makes it so... 8 Bit?"
"Well, you see, in an 8BDM battle, you face off against friends and foe alike. Each person who enters a battle is called a Player. And each player gets the same exact basic weapon as everybody else, a Buster. Players can pick up other weapons from around the map, or better yet, steal them from downed enemies. However, once you die you can't respawn with the same weap--" Leo said before he was cut off.
"Wait... You KILL people in there!? Wow I can't even... This place is very bad... So bad, so bad, so bad..." Colonel shouted out to Leo. Other crowds of people stopped everything they were doing, and looked at the small bot in confusion
"Dammit, Servbot, are you going to let me finish, I WAS getting to the 8Bit part! Anyway, before you rudely cut me off, you're not killing people off. Every body takes up an avatar made up of pixels, they wear them, in a sense. These avatars are officially named Skins. Some people can make custom skins, however it is a long, and tiresome experience. These skins protect the players, in a way. Instead, the skins take the damage, up until they can't take it anymore. Once they've taken enough damage, you'll automatically transported to another part of the arena. This transportation is called Respawning. Once you've been respawned, you'll lose all the weapons you've collected excluding the Buster, meaning you'll have to go back and recollect them one by one. However, very rarely, a player CAN be killed before they teleport, but it happens so rarely, no one took caution upon it. Either way, I wouldn't be worried. It's like a One-In-a-million chance of that happening." Leo said, then he began to gasp for air. "Whew, that was only the basics, there are many, many more Game Rules to go too... I think I'll just tell you about the most common one, Classic. Classic was originally called Death Match, but hey, nicknames have a huge power over their real counterparts, I guess. Anyway, in Classic, you're supposed to get a certain amount of Frags, or times you've made another player respawn. Once you've got that amount of Frags, you win the match. One thing that I think is cool is that when you enter certain  tourneys, or official tourneys, you can win a huge cash prize. Some regular Classic matches can even give you FIFTY CutBucks for placing in first!" Leo explained. He seemed rather excited about winning money. "In fact, there's a Doubles Classic tourney going on right now! Team Classic, it's the same thing as regular Classic except this time it'll be a 2v2 based thing. And since I don't have anybody to sign up with, how about you and I go in together? Like a team?" Leo proposed the offer.
Didnt I JUST meet this guy? Five seconds in and I'm already being asked to participate in somewhat lethal tournaments. Am I THAT cool? Or is this place THAT strange? Well, a cash prize does sound nice... And I AM broke at the moment... Well, why not give it a try?
Colonel held up his hand to Leo, and smirked.
"Why not, I don't have anything better to do." Colonel replied. LeoAlex grew a smile, and shook Colonels ServBot hand.
"It's a deal!" They both said in unison.

FunFact: The 8BDM Tourneys weren't even originally going to be IN the story plot line, just more gang and faction related shenanigans. Good thing I changed it though, jeez, Jex, or whatever his name was, was starting to be a little pain in my ServButt.

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Forum Games Archive / Re: If you met the above avatar in a dark alley

« on: February 13, 2014, 02:05:59 AM »

Poke it.
It's a giant red eye in darkness, why not get curious and poke it with a stick?

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Anything Goes / Re: General Offtopic Discussion

« on: February 12, 2014, 09:59:55 PM »

Wow... 18 now huh Tengu? You're old enough to smoke, but who wants to kill off their lungs? Happy Barthday to you Tenju&Tanjo

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Anything Goes / Re: Colonel's Hell Of Sexy

« on: February 12, 2014, 12:27:34 AM »

What the hell happened here? And who the hell are these two other people watching this thread?  And what the hell still happened here, it's dusty as hell. Hell hell hell

Anyway, I'm back, so why not post some more things here?

First off, before I UPDATE the everything on the first dusty page, lemme post it here. That way you don't have to click on "Go to page 1" and waste even more time on even worse art.

First off, now, this was something I had to do for a Spanish Class. I basically did the near impossible and wrote my own story, while the other students only did a script for a whole bunch of FOUR pictures. My motto is, if you can go the extra mile, don't be an idiot, just go through it. (In case you didn't notice, that Colonel Servbot talking to a Giraffe name Jerrnaffe.)

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Okay, earlier I'm the Absence Thread, I said I've made brand new OC who isn't a ServBot, or a JRPG character, instead, I made an emo 'robot'. His name is Dux Ezredes, this pick is to show off what his hair was GOING to be, but since people have to complain that his hair wasn't 'plausible' and 'realistic' enough. (Personally, I like his original hair better, maybe they haven't seen the Yu-GI-Oh! Or Kingdom Hearts series >.>)
FunFact: He isn't a MegaMan fan character or anything either, all 'original'.

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Aaaaand here's Dux's 'new' hair. Not much is to be said here. I absolutely hate it.

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Anything Goes / Re: General Absence Thread

« on: February 09, 2014, 10:40:46 PM »

I've created an OC who isn't just a blond haired JRPG fellow or an Eyepatch wearing ServBot recolour, I've actually signed up for Voice Acting in one of the Sprites INCs Members games, I've realized how much Facebook sucks....

is this the same Colonel Servbot


also I get to say WELCOME BACK before anyone else

Haha, like I said, I changed quite a bit! Lol. Now instead of a ServBot it's a dead emo robot o3o

ohboy it's Lolonec Bervsot

and from this day onward I don't know how to properly even

I don't even know how to Ceridran even, what ever that means    

Welcome back, Servbot.

Why thonks (asterfjigfsdlihgbrselihresbg.kwrenhoweverthehellyouspellasteriskdkgmr)Alice!

Welcome back, Colonel, sir!

Sir, yes, Sir! Thank you, sir!

Except for Deviddo.

Didn't he leave and come back and leave again?

Aaaw, darn....   well, I hope he ends up coming back sometime. Although he was a little Volnutty did you sees what I did there? oh gosh I need a bullet in the spleen now.

Deviddo

But yeah welcome back Colonel!

Thanks Labububdugluhomberr, it's good to see you're still a mod! All hail Officer Hombre!

Welcome back pal

Why thank you Tengu! Now if only I could know what you did with that Tango.....

Welcome back, Colonel. Thankfully, I haven't seen your arch nemesis Dictator Birdbot around here for a long while now.

Maybe because before I truly left, I impaled him with a crash bomb and punted him so far into the sky that when he exploded he looked only like a firework? Talk about Kentucky Fried BirdBot!

Welkome Back Mr. Coloel ole pal!
Fancy seeing you back.

STOOPER DOOPER, THURR YOO ARR. I FOND YOO. YOU GO SEEK AND ILL HIDE

Well, either way, thanks guys for the welcomes! It's a pleasure to be back!

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Anything Goes / Re: General Absence Thread

« on: February 09, 2014, 08:15:22 PM »

Huh, wow, Stoppinson actually returned a day before me, what are the chances? >.>

A short cloaked figure is spotted in the horizon, with a single gleaming eye. He smirks as he sets his eye back onto the town where he once resided. He looked back at the friends who helped him through this journey, then he turned back to the silver city. He walked farther towards the region where he lived, seeing many friendly faces. He looked to the sky, smiling. Then he looked down at the sandy ground, then lifted his head to view his old and many friends. He pulled down his hood and revealing golden, eyepatch wearing face; a shining red smile; and the silver monochrome top thingy that resided on his head. He smirked again, and shouted:

'I'M BACK, BITCHACHOS!'

he soon stepped over the border line between Cutopia, and Sprites Incorpo--
AH screw it, that's enough RPing for today! Lol.  So I'm back, and somehow I returned a day after Stopper did, how funny? Welp, either way, I've returned back to this humble abode. Its seemed like a while without having your little servbotacious friend, didn't it? Well, since 2014 rolled around, I thought maybe some people changed. I sure have. Well, why not revisit for a while? So what'd I miss while I was gone? It sure seemed odd having all of the forums and subforums have that weird orange icon. o-o
Well, alots changed for me in my life too while being away; I've created a perfect OC who isn't just a blond haired JRPG fellow or an Eyepatch wearing ServBot recolour, I've actually signed up for Voice Acting in one of the Sprites INCs Members games, I've taken down doctor Wily TWICE while playing  MegaMan 1/2 on the 3DSVC, I've realized how much Facebook sucks, and I've made some new friends.

So it's nice to see all those olden usernames and such. I've also noticed we've had some new members too, huh? Well, what's changed since I last left aaaattt..... When was it again.... Like, November somethingth? Oh well, what's up brolios? Colonels back from the dead!

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Anything Goes / Re: General Absence Thread

« on: November 17, 2013, 07:58:48 AM »

Well, here this is.
I've been here for just little over a year now, and I think it's time I made my departure.
For some odd reason, I feel as if none of you(excluding a small handful) really even care about what I have to say, and I feel as if you all hate me. Ever since Last year when I posted about that break up, you guys never really looked at me the same. And really, I feel it's kind of pointless now to stay on a forum where people hate me. And whenever I post in a forum game it looks as if I nearly kill it, along with any thread I post in.
It's not only that, but as Tengu said, there is this retarded bickering. And I, myself, cannot look at this forum the same either. And honestly, I believe this forum to be nothing more than worthless drama added into my life, and for the past few months I've only stayed on here for a handful of friends.
I might still play MM8BDM, however I will not be returning to the forums anytime soon, and I have found a much better place.
Regarding CSZ, I give up on it as well, since it seems only like two people other than myself in the dev-team actually WANT the game to be released. If anybody else wants to take the games development, be my guest, though I do not wish to have anything to do with this forum any longer.
And now this is where I will say my goodbye.

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Anything Goes / Re: General Offtopic Discussion

« on: November 17, 2013, 01:56:05 AM »

So, I've been working on Animal Crossing Mew Leaf.

And, I'd like to ask if I could go to some of your towns and chill.

Also, I hate how it's all based on real time, like, I don't wanna waste time on a video game at a certain time or day. It gets REAL annoying, and if I change my clocks schedule, Resetti pops out and just bitches at me about nonsense. Other wise, the games okay.
Gets a 3/10 in my book

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Anything Goes / Re: General Absence Thread

« on: November 16, 2013, 08:33:18 PM »

The amount of retarded bickering in this community is stupid and I don't like it.

For the time being, I'm out.

Until next time, sayonara. I'll obviously still talk to some people on Skype. See ya.


~ Airman Tengu

Whelp, see ya Tengu. You were a cool bro. Kinda still are, but, well, see you later...
Same for Dood. Bye guys. :/

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Anything Goes / Re: General Offtopic Discussion

« on: November 13, 2013, 03:33:41 AM »

Also, thanks guys
I got a NEW Xbox 360,  Kid Icarus Uprising, Animal Crossing NL, a pair of kick ass jeans, and this kickass hoodie!
Today was friggin cool man! And my mom called me in from school so I didn't have to go today,, and best of yet, all my friends actually emailed me happy birthday emails! How nice, Amirite?

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Anything Goes / Re: General Offtopic Discussion

« on: November 12, 2013, 02:05:01 PM »

Well, hooray for me, today is my BIRTHDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
Yay!
Well, hooray, time to celebrate a year of dealing with humans, huzzah!

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Anything Goes / Re: General Offtopic Discussion

« on: November 11, 2013, 05:00:32 AM »

Holy shit, cookie clicker is so fun and addicting I've been playing it for like the past 2 hours, why can't i stop.

Cookie Clicker? Bleh, I prefer MANLY GAMES, like CandyBox 1 and 2. Games designed for the MANLIEST OF ALL! Well, except CB2, that game was SOOOOO easy :/

Also, guys, what are some good Alternative Bands? I like Paramore, Cute is What We Aim For, We The Kings, and AFI. Thats about it, but are there any other good Alternative Bands out there?

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Anything Goes / Re: Jokes/Puns thread

« on: November 11, 2013, 04:11:11 AM »

"Hey, ProtoMan, you look sad, do you got the blues?"

Sorry.... I had too