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Anything Goes / Re: The Cutopian Writers' Guild

« on: October 30, 2013, 12:48:55 AM »

CutStuff Origins: Colonel ServBot
EPISODE 3: BURNING MESSAGE

PREVIOUSLY, ON CUTSTUFF ORIGINS: Our Faithful ServBot has escaped the Cold Blood gang and Jex... For only a couple hours! After renting a Motel Room for a night, He found a fiery surprise from none other than Jex himself! Now, ServBot must take the war into his own hands and bring the war to Jex's turf!

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After ServBot jumped out of the window, he curled up in to a ball, and did a front-flip, which then turned into a roll when he made contact with the black parking lot. The roll extinguished the flames from his 'Cloak'(which was actually a Blanket, which was now coloured black from the flames and soot). ServBot quickly got up from the ground and ran across the empty street into an alley. ServBot tried staying in the darker parts of the alleyways, as the blackened blanket made him look seemingly invisible. After walking a couple of blocks through the alleys, ServBot found an open door, leading to a basement of some sort. He heard laughter, 'cussing', and Jokes coming from the voices of Jex and his gang. ServBot walked slowly to the door until a heavy voice said "Heh, look who made it to the after party."
ServBot quickly turned around and looked up and found two large men. Each were wearing Black Jeans and Grey T-shirts along with sunglasses. Soon, ServBot saw a fist for a second, then nothing but black.
"Uuh... huh... what happened... Alpha? You there?" ServBot said groggily. ServBot looked around for a second, and noticed he WAS in the basement. And he was being hung by two strings, and his 'cloak' was missing. It also looked like one of the strings was getting undone.
Wow... do Gangs really not know how to tie knots or something
There was only a single light lighting a small portion of the room, which was unfortunately 6 feet away from ServBot
"Well well well boys, look at who came to celebrate with us!" Said Jex as he emerged from the darkness. His left arm was in a sling across his chest.
Wow, I really did some damage to him huh?
"So, Mr. Lego Man, did you see what happened to my arm? Its a shame I was a lefty... Now time for some revenge. Soshould we continue the party or what? I'll let the boys deal with you first. Just outta Generosity." Jex said, then he turned over and looked at the gang "Make sure you guys don't kill 'im, thats gonna be MY job!"
"Great, so you guys aren't just the friendly neighborhood gangsters, you're also lunatics too, huh." ServBot replied to Jex.
Jex chuckled as he submerged into the darkness again, and another Gangster who had long red hair came up to ServBot with a Jackknife. He pulled his arm back...And dived it at the ServBot!
Right before the knife made contact, ServBot jerked out of the way, and the knife was embedded into the wall. ServBot placed his feet onto the wall to keep himself from swinging back to the knife. He pulled his right arm down to unbind it from the horrible knotted string.
Who would even use string to tie a ServBot up? It's a little weak, even for fishing line.
The long-haired man then tried to grab ServBot, except He grabbed the mans arm and lifted him up and tied his hand to the other rope. ServBot then placed his feet on the Knife-handle, Grabbed the wire with his free hand, and unbinded his left arm. However he lost balance and fell to the floor, and landed on his right arm."Gah! That wasn't lucky..." ServBot muttered under his breath while clutching his elbow. With a heavy breath, The ServBot got up, and quietly ran into the darkness. He heard rants like "Turn on the lights!", and "It stepped on my shoe!".
"Pfft, what manners, Call me an it when I'm clearly male. What? Did mommy not teach you how to respect or something?" ServBot said, He heard some rustling noises, and he jogged to another dark area as one Gangster pulled out a gun and shot at ServBots old location. But the bullet landed in someones knee, rather than The ServBots head. "God dang it, You idiots, Turn on the lights!" came a voice from an unknown Gangster. Soon the whole gang scattered looking for the light switch. He heard a few loud footsteps before Jex's voice rang, "It's right here you dolts!"
And with a flick of a switch, all eyes were on The ServBot who was standing in the middle of the basement next to a man clutching his bloodied knee.
"QUICK, GETTIM!" Screamed the Dumb Gangster, as the group closed in on the ServBot.
God dammit

Well, this cliff hanger wasn't because of the 3DS limit, just wanted to leave y'all hanging.

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Anything Goes / Re: The Cutopian Writers' Guild

« on: October 29, 2013, 02:10:25 AM »

CutStuff Origins: Colonel ServBot
EPISODE 2: English Accent
PREVIOUSLY ON CUTSTUFF ORIGINS: A Cloaked ServBot sets foot in the Futuristic Metropolis known as CutStuff, But it is not long until he runs into trouble with Jex and the Cold Blood Gang! He has fled the gang and has taken refuge in The Lucky Nothing Casino.... For now!

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"Hello, Boy." Said the waiter in a seemingly old-time-english accent.
"Uuh... Hi there, Sir. I just kinda to hide here for a bit, I'm kinda ru--" Said the servbot
"Boy, May I remind you this is a place for adults, not petty little children, you MUST leave now." The english Waiter said Cutting off the servbot
"No... sir, I mean... I, Can you give me directions to the farthest motel?"
"Only if it will get you out of here. Look for a Sleep Tight Motel when you head down south that way." The Waiter instructed while pointing to his right.
"Ok, thanks Sir, sorry for the trouble" The ServBot said Thankfully in a soft voice.
The Servbot opened the door and looked around for Jex and the others
Cool, coast clear
The ServBot left the building and took a right. Maybe I should stay in the street light or something. But dammit, I need a new cloak The ServBot thought angrily What kind of a place has gangs running rampant in the alleys? Somebody's gotta up the police force around here.
The ServBot quickly walked, almost as if he were jogging, but many people turned their heads and watched him run. He saw many faces, like there was a Man donned in a silver armour and he had pale white hair, along with other strange people with in the crowds, Like a small boy who carried a flash light around, or a giant red cat wearing goggles, and even a Man donned in a Blue and Gold military uniform.
Gah, can't people mind their own business?
The ServBot then decided to sprint the rest of the way.
About half an hour or so later, the servbot reached the Motel.
"Sleep Tight Motel.. huh... Please don't say you're expensive..."  The Servbot said to himself as he walked in through a door.
"Hello, welcome to Shleep Tight Motel, How may I help you tonight shir?" Said a Blonde haired Secretary who wore glasses. Her voice was rather 'Nasally'.
"Oh, hey, May I ask what the cheapest room is and how much it costs?" The ServBot replied
"Mmkay, I'll just ashk you a few queshtions, ok? First, whats your whole name?"
"Uuh... Michael Metrom?" lied the ServBot.
The lady wrote something on a clipboard
"Owkay Michael, jusht shign here, here, and over here, and fill thish shection out, mmkay?" The lady replied, pointing to certain places of the Clipboard.
Do motels usually have you sign and fill out applications? I've never been in a motel before now.
Michael filled out the document in almost no time.
"Owkay, Thank you Michael, You're room numbah ish 117(she pronounced it like Wan- Sheventseen), That'll be a 156 Dolares for tonight Michael. Sleep Tight! Make sure the bed bugsh don't bite!" The lady said with a nasally laugh while she handed him the key as he gave her the money (which was counterfeit, ssh). The ServBot left that room and headed up to Room One-Seventeen. As The ServBot opened the door, he felt un-easy about something, like he was being watched. He looked towards his right. He saw nothing, than looked at the left, scanning the area for anything suspicious. There was nothing to be found. The ServBot jammed the keys into the doorknob and unlocked the door. He abruptly ran through the doorway and slammed the door behind him. "Dear god, maybe I should've stayed at that disaster zone. Even if that place was horribly destroyed, it isn't crawling around with thugs!" The ServBot said to himself as he plopped himself on to the bed. He noticed that the only thing lighting the entire room was a lamp sitting next to the bed. The walls were painted a shade of pink, and the carpets were white. The ServBot yawned as he pulled the white blanket over himself and he curled into a ball and fell asleep.
...
There was a loud beeping noise that woke The ServBot up.
"Huh... Is something grillin'? *Yawn* " He said still groggy. The beeping noise continued, and it was coming from the Fire Alarm! And almost the entire room was burning except the bed. The blankets and pillows were now Coloured yellow due to the smoke. The ServBot stood up on the bed, And found a note, stuck to the bed by a rather large knife hunting knife,  And he found Beer bottle shards of the bed and floor. The ServBot grabbed the knife and dislodged it from the note and bed. He quickly unfolded the note and in sloppy red pen it wrote: JEX IS GONNA GETCHA BACK. The ServBot clenched the Threatening letter in his hand. He pulled the yellow smoke-stained blanket over his head like a new cloak, and he grabbed the hunting knife and jumped through the burning window...

So was this even MOAR anticlimactic or what? Also, any and all critique is appreciated.

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Anything Goes / Re: General Offtopic Discussion

« on: October 29, 2013, 12:27:53 AM »

It was also a forum game here, the tital was called 'DND3: Let the blood begin' or something and another.

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Anything Goes / Re: General Offtopic Discussion

« on: October 29, 2013, 12:21:54 AM »

I love running.
Can that be considered a sport?

Yeah I guess it can be, if its a race or something.


Also, Dang it, too bad tgat Dunces and Dragons thing died so long ago, I kinda wanted to play it .-.
I'm just looking through so many old posts, and Hoooooly Hell, was I an idiot. Thank Amaterasu that I'm not like that anymore.  I mean, my grammar improved quickly since my first post. Not to mention the early CSZ posts and stuff. That was pure shat.

I also noticed that 99% of my posts have 'I mean,' in them. Including this post.

NINJA'D: My favorite sports game was the one Mario Baseball game for the wii, even though I hate Mario)and mainly played as the Mii/ Blooper)

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Anything Goes / Re: The Cutopian Writers' Guild

« on: October 28, 2013, 04:35:04 AM »

CutStuff Origins: Colonel ServBot

EPISODE 1: Arrival

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In the midst of the night, on the border of CutStuff, was a short, cloaked figure walking towards the heavily populated city of Gashtown. Gashtown was located at the very edge of CutStuff. Trudging through the sandy region, the hooded figure looked up towards the modern utopia, then at the large snow-white moon. The figures cloak looked as if it were made by stitched together potato sacks. And the moon light did little to reveal the characters face, and It looked as if the characters face was a silhouette, with only a single shining eye. Standing at the border line of CutStuff and the baron land he came from, the character looked up and saw a Skyscraper, with a logo that looked like something similar of a pair of scissors. "This is it..." The Character said.
He then took a step inside GashTown, and knew he was at home. The Character started walking quickly through the humongous crowds of People. Except, more than half the people in the crowds weren't human! Some looked like Robotic Knights, or even tiny blue Computer robots the size of the Character himself! There were many stores and bright lights everywhere. There were digital Billboards and even bright blinking lights advertising stores. Soon through walking in between Robots, Monsters, and Humans, The Character had gotten sick of dodging people like bullets, so he took a swift turn into the alleyways. The alleys were dark, with only a few lights from the businesses lighting the area. And oddly enough, it smelled horrible, like a scent similar to urine. The character slowly walked through the disgusting alleys until he heard a strange scraping noise. He stood there and turned his head around and saw a man wearing a leather vest, worn out Jeans with holes in the knees, and Black sneakers. His hair was a giant red mohawk and he wore Tatoos up and down his pale white arms. "Aye pal, You ain't s'posed to be here. Looks like we oughtta teach you a lesson, eh?" Said the Red Mohawk Man. Soon about 15 of The Mans 'friends' appeared. They were looking similar to him, just without the mohawk. "Hey boss, he dun look like he got much on 'im, I think we should lettim go." said one of the gangsters
Wow, he sounds kinda dumb The hooded Character thought. "Nonsense, we gotta teach him the name of Jex, still" said the Red mohawk man(who was apparently called Jex) who wore an insane grin on his face. The man inched closer to the hooded figure with a butterfly knife. As soon as Jex got close enough to the figure, He stabbed at the figure.The Character/Figure dodged and an oddly shaped robotical arm popped from beneath the ragged cloak and grabbed Jex's arm and twisted it around. Soon enough another arm was raised and punched Jex's elbow. There was a cracking sound and Jex fell to his knees, screaming in pain. He dropped the knife and clutched his now broken elbow, which now looked like an Inverted V. The hooded figure then grabbed Jex's shoulder, and pulled him closer to him, and kicked his leg, causing his to fall on his side. A bright eye shone through the darkness of the cloak, and the arm lifted up and ripped the ragged cloak off his body. Which revealed a ServBot, wearing an eyepatch.
"Hey! He hurt Jex! Boys go gettim!" said the dumb gangster of the group. The rest of the gang stood there, and even took a couple of steps back.
The dumb Gangster gave the rest of the group a dirty look, then pulled out a hunting knife of his own from his Leather jacket. He then charged the servbot with the knife outward. The servbot ducked and turned around which tripped the gangster up. During mid-fall, The servbot grabbed the mans arm and tossed him at a wall. The gamgsters looked at the servbot, and all but 4 left. The remaining four circled in on the servbot. The Servbot grabbed at the ground and slid, with his arms extended, in between on one of the gangsters legs and knocked him down. The ServBot got up and ran towards the end of the alley way. Just before reaching the end, two gangsters appeared holding guns aimed at the ServBot. The servbot jumped on  the wall, and ran above the gangsters before falling to the ground. The servbot stood up from the fall and ran into 'The Lucky Nothing Casino'. In the Casino, there was red carpet everywhere that had seas of slot machines sitting on top of it. But there were oceans of people every where in every nook and cranny of the place. Soon a waiter, who wore a fancy suit, and had grey hair and a black moustache came by.

AND ANTICLIMACTIC ENDING!

Sorry about that, the 3ds won't let me post the entire chapter here, so I guess y'all can wait.

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Anything Goes / Re: General Offtopic Discussion

« on: October 27, 2013, 10:19:00 PM »

Speaking of loneliness, it seems that (with a few exceptions), EVERYONE at my school seems to have a weird brain problem which somehow means that they can't see or hear me (maybe smell, touch, and taste too, I dunno

I often feel like this too. Same with when you're talking to a friend and in mid-sentence they seriously just turn to another friend, like they just turned the Colonel switch off.
Well for me, the best thing to do is think that all other human beings are horrible creatures with their horrible opinions. But yet again if you do that you'll go crazy like me and want world domination. But I am just a horny teenager and thats probably just a phase or something.

And on a completely different note, I absolutely hate Team Sports. I mean, why put so much energy into something that you can't control? You can do as great as possible. But in some games, theres always gonna be that one player that ruins the game.
And if we're talking about Video Game Sports, I hate those almost just as much. Just a little less.

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Skins & Bots etc / Re: Geno's Stuff Shop (43rd SKIN! NO WAY! NO WAY! NO WAY?)

« on: October 27, 2013, 07:15:45 PM »

At first I was thinking it was going to be an Avril Lavigne skin because of the thread title. But instead Its a giant ball. lol

I won't stop you from making an Avroll Lavigne skin though

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General Gaming Discussion / Re: CutStuff Zombies: Hiatus + Revival = Confusion

« on: October 27, 2013, 05:54:35 PM »

Well, lets just Bump-date this thing one last time before I get my compy fixed.

Ahem, FIRST OFF IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT BLAH BLAH NOT SO SERIOUS:
I've found a new way to make CSZ, using the Project Zelda Engine!

But Colonel, whats a project zelda engine?

PZE is a source-code used to create Legend of Zelda/Top-Down Action RPG based games.
I(and the team) are thinking about using this engine. Which this also means there will be a Day/Night Timed Mechanic, Think you can beat the game in under 7 game days? Lets see about that!
Also using this engine would eliminate the issue of long and Drawn out lists. Using the original vanilla RPGMXP would mean empty boring streets with out ANY Zombies. Which is pretty lame.

So the PZE Engine would be quite useful, however, Trying to swap in/out team mates will be hard to code in the 'hub' map.

This would also mean many other things, like Exclusive Character Traits. Colonel could string together multiple hits, LeoAlex can block front attacks with his shield, New Female could use medium/long range Shuriken Tosses, Commando Pro would Specialize in using Long Range weapons and a support Knife.

2. Even More Characters.
CSZ is kinda growing. We also received two more Characters! AzureSky and ZeStopper (originally named ThePlayer). Azure Sky attacks using his feet and knocking Back foes with kicks, where as Ze Stopper can use fire to burn and set Zombies ablaze! *Note, do not try this at home*
However, due to the amount of Weapon Designing/ Character Designing/ Spriting, we are closing Character Submissions temporarily. You all can still submit your characters, but they won't be able to be approved/ Allowed in until further notice

3. Still on Hiatus
Ok, the games development willbe on break until further notice. However, you all can still storm up ideas for side quests and more if you wish. However The main Story is finished and we are not taking anymore ideas from outside the Dev-Team without good reason.

So there y'all go. Have fun now

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Anything Goes / Re: Cutstuff Sanctuary

« on: October 27, 2013, 02:56:59 AM »

Um... well... I have more confessions to make... sadly, most of 'em are not real... don't hate me.... ;(

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Well... first off... When ever some body sings a line from Avril Lavign's 'Girlfriend', I have to finish singing the entire song

Im protective of my eyepatch, don't touch it.

I'm in love with Tengu.

I hate all human beings and I believe there should only be a world where only robots and Reploids should live in harmony.

Why yes, I AM a ServBot.

Some times I dream about Justing Beiber...





... Being attacks and mangled by a horde of zombies

I prepare for the Zombie Apocalypse. C'mon, we all know its gonna happen sometime now.  
South Park is my favorite show.

Sometimes I play Toni Basils 'Hey, Mickey' REALLY loud in the school hallways just to piss people off.

I murdered a little girl before... Her name was Justin Beiber.

There is a small amount of humans I like, these consist of Keiji Inafune, Akira Kitamura, Avril Lavigne, All of Blink 182, New_Female, ZeStopper, the CSZ Cast, Eminem(aka the badass rapper), Brian Lee O'malley, and only a bit more. And CutStuff is safe since most of us aren't even human.

I believe in aliens, since I came Face to Face with one

I rebuilt Iris twice (New_Female killed her the second time :I)

I HATE Mario games.

*insertConfessionhere*

I hate ninjas.

I love playing Diable II (no, number 2, not 3)

Thats all I can say.... FOR NOW! [/anticlimacticending]

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Anything Goes / Re: Cutstuff Sanctuary

« on: October 26, 2013, 06:52:54 PM »

Umm, okay guys...  I have a confession to make... I... I...

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... kinda love you guys, you guys rock! best forum ever! lol

On a much more serious note, I don't really like this thread. So.... I mean, not alot of people would come clean with an evil murder secret on an INTERNET FORUM, where EVERYONE can read it. Just sayin'. I mean, employers kinda check peoples internet forum profiles and stuff and I don't think talking about the evil things we all do will help us get a job. But thats my opinion, please continue now, nothing to see here. Except for that bloody knife with Servbot finger prints sitting next to a corpse.

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Anything Goes / Re: General Offtopic Discussion

« on: October 26, 2013, 06:20:22 PM »

Typing this on my 3DS. my computer isnt coming on. it just stopped working.

Welcome to the club.

No seriously, computer Viruses suck. Thats how I'm typing though.

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Forum Games Archive / Re: Cutstuff Adventure- Raiding the Sky Fortress

« on: October 26, 2013, 06:16:06 PM »

"YOU INSOLENT FOOL! I'M GOING TO MAKE SURE YOU DIE LIKE THAT SERVBOT KID! YOU SHALL KNOW THE POWER OF DICTATOR BIRDBOT!"

So uh... wait a sec.... I'm sorry since I'm not playing, but... Is this set in a parallel future where I die or something? Just Asking.

Btw, you forgot the colour red. his words are always red

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Anything Goes / Re: Anyone's art thread

« on: October 25, 2013, 04:57:05 PM »

Wow, I like the shading Duora!

What program did you use to make the shading like that?

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Anything Goes / Re: General Offtopic Discussion

« on: October 25, 2013, 04:52:42 PM »

Yeah, I think I'd love a CutStuff Writers Guild. I'm actually really into reading and writing. Not to mention Reading/Writing is my best school subject. It could be neat!

Colonel ServBot agrees.

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Anything Goes / Re: General Offtopic Discussion

« on: October 25, 2013, 04:42:00 AM »

Well, I actually like RPing, but thats my opinion.

Now, on an entirely different note...
I have beat the Normal campaign of the Resident Evil: Revelations video game!

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Colonels Diary: Month Eleven, Wednesday 24th.
After 11 months of killing millions of Undead Biological Fish Weapons with Scaly Shotguns, Long Revolvers, and Futuristic Machine Guns, it has all paid off, and I now feel like a Titan of Necromancy. And fish, don't forget fish. But I now return from the horrid U.S.S. Queen Zenobia, to wear my new title with PRIDE, and DIGNITY, the TRUE AMERICAN WAY. I have saved the world, and its oceans. From this day forward, I am no longer a ServBot, I am a Man, and a Titan... A Manly Serv-Titan! But...

Colonel ServBot picks up his signature Knives, Machine Gun P40, Sniper Rifle, and Revolver

...the job is still unfinished... I must cleanse this ship 100%. No Undead Fish Zombie will ever shamble upon the boat again. And once I finish this job, I will take up the duty of the mercenaries, and Destroy them all with only a small HUNK of my Endless POWER!