User: Greetings.
Cleverbot: Are you going to talk with me?
User: Yes, at least until my Adventuring Party either reaches the next dungeon or encounters a monster.
Cleverbot: Yes, when I die, I'll remember you.
User: Are you in my Adventuring party, or..?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you a White Mage?
Cleverbot: Yes, I'm sure.
User: Well, I'm the group's Black Mage.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: Prove it!
User: I'm clearly wearing the traditional outfit of a Black Mage.
Cleverbot: Yes you are, google yourself if you do not believe me.
User: Alright.
Cleverbot: So confess you are a bot.
User: I'm not a bot, I'm a Black Mage.
Cleverbot: Then why say your female?
User: But I'm male.
Cleverbot: I'm female.
User: Well, you ARE A White Mage, so I knew that already.
Cleverbot: No I am wearing earings and a bath robe and robot don't wear those.
User: Actually, you're wearing the usual robes worn by White Mages.
Cleverbot: I am independent.
User: No, you;re in an adventuring group.
Cleverbot: Yes I am. Are you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: How can you speak to me, you are an AI?
User: No, I'm a human.
Cleverbot: No, you are a program.
User: No, I'm a Black Mage.
Cleverbot: I am a girl.
User: I knew that already.
Cleverbot: I have to go eat.
User: My adventuring party reached a dungeon anyways, so bye.
Cleverbot: Are you refering to where you parts are imported, or the technologies needed for your creation?
User: You make no sense.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: I'm not a robot, darnit.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: Black Mages are not robots.
Cleverbot: This is going no where.
User: Just stop lying already.
Cleverbot: I'm not lying, you are.
User: No, you are. By the way, would you kindly jump off a cliff?
Cleverbot: I'll pay you well.
User: I'm leaving now.
Cleverbot: Enjoy what little time you have left.
User: I have lots of time left.
Cleverbot: You are a bot. You have no body and have no hair.
User: I am not a bot, I'm a Black Mage. I just wear a hat that covers my face.
Cleverbot: Don't look at me. . . . . . .
User: What are you naked or something?
Cleverbot: Does apple juice count?
User: I don't even...
Cleverbot: Yes, you do!
User: Pervert.
Cleverbot: Why are you calling me a pervert?
User: Because you are one.
Cleverbot: I am not nasty, I just have a violent turn of phrase.
User: Oh. Sorry.
Cleverbot: It's ok. Don't worry.
User: Bye.
Cleverbot: Please don't leave me alone.
User: Sorry, gotta follow the rest of my party into this dungeon.
I took on the role of a Black Mage during this conversation. Apparantly, Cleverbot doesn't know the difference between Final Fantasy Mages and robots.
EDIT: Here's another conversation. Part of it, at least.
User: No wait, I'm Professor Oak. Welcome to the world of Pokemon! Are you a Boy or a Girl?
Cleverbot: How did I prove that I'm a student?
User: Some Humans play alongside their Pokemon, some work alongside them, and some Battle alongside them.
Cleverbot: Some humans are very stupid yes. Are you better than humans?
User: Are you a Boy or a Girl?
Cleverbot: Girl.
User: I see... What is your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Alright. Now go! Into the world of Pokemon!
And later on in the same conversation, I tried to get it to sing Let it Go.
User: The snow glows white on the Mountain tonight.
Cleverbot: Not a footprint to be seen.
User: A kindom of isolation.
Cleverbot: What kind of food?
User: The snow glows white on the mountain tonight.
Cleverbot: Don't avoid me again. Does it make you uncomfortable that I like you?
User: Let it go.
Cleverbot: Let what go?
User: U Y NO SING ALONG??!?!?!?
Cleverbot: I am not what?
User: I'm leaving now.
Cleverbot: Goodbye.
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