Well... This was one of the weird things that happend of my live... after that Cursed DarkStalkers ROM, i was needed to calm down with Tomahawk Man images, until i found a 3D Version of Tomahawk Man's Stage, i was so excited to know what the Web contained, and i meet Megaman 8-Bit Deathmatch, an Awesome Game that it's "Doom" Stylized, so i started to click on the Download Link of the Real Web Page, i have to Wait some 6 Minutes to complete the Download, and... when the Download was over, i started to Extract from Zip to a Folder, the Game also contained a Readme, i clicked on the Block Note, it said: "Congratulations! You have Downloaded the Special Edition of Megaman 8-bit Deathmatch, that contains More Stages and New Guest Stars Characters!, Enjoy!", i was happy because it was a Special Edition of Megaman 8-Bit Deathmatch...
I Open the Game, a Title Screen appeared, i pressed the Enter Button, there was a Menu, but first, i started to Cofigure the Buttons, then introduce a Player Name: Tomahawk Man, then i started the game, There was Dr. Light there, he explained me the different Rooms on the House Lab: Roll was on the Character Room, to change to your favourite Robot Master and Auto was in the Training Room, to train your skills with Different Weapons, first i go to change character, i selected Tomahawk Man, then i go to the Training Toom, i selected my weapon: the Silver Tomahawk, and for the Enemy the Mega Buster, i Killed so many times that Sniper Joe on the Training that i was bored and i went to Dr. Light's Room to select a Chapter, The only sellectable where Megaman 1 and 7, i selected the Megaman 1 Chapter. i first started on Cut Man's Stage, and kicked butts with Air Shooter: Air Man's Weapon and other Powerfull weapons on Next Levels, next level: Guts Man, and then more stages, Etc., until i cleared the Chapter of Megaman 1, Next Chapter: Megaman 2, i kicked more butts until Flash Man's Stage, which at that moment, Flash Man won with more kills, i lost. And now the weird things started to Change, instead of respawn back to Flash Man's Stage, i respawned on a Empty Black Room.
There, Someone talked to me, "Tomahawk, Tomahawk, Tomahawk... You don't know the Terrible Fate of Disgrace for not Beating me?, Huh?", it was Flash Man, i Pressed the T Button to Talk: "What do you want from me?" and i pressed Enter. "Your Dead and your Soul", he answered back. I was a bit scared, because no bot on the Game could response me. so i started to Run until i found a mirror, i looked to Tomahawk Man's Reflect, and the terror begun.
Flash Man appeared on Tomahawk Man's Back and the Camera changed from First Person to if Someone was Filming... Flash Man got an Axe and Cut Down Tomahawk Man's Right Arm, and i was medium scared, because that scene was based on a image that i found on Google Images searching for Tomahawk Man.
Then i spawn to the "Next Level", i was in some Boat with... The S.H.C. Squirrels from Conker's Bad Fur Day and Conker Live & Reloaded!, i looked back and there was Hinata Hyuga from Naruto series and Tomahawk Man with S.H.C. Army Helmets, i said: "Wait! if he is Tomahawk Man, then, who i'm playing?", i checked my Player Stats, and... i could not believe it.
I Was playing with Hinatediz, my OC, He was wearing also a S.H.C. Army Helmet, This Game, was... literally... reading my mind. then the Squirrel on the Boat Control said the same thing that says in the Original Game on Conker. the Boat started to open, then the ones (who they are the supposed Tediz) Started to shoot on the Squirrels, i started to ran away to the base, and another surprise come to me, from other boat, there where Pharaoh Man, Crash Man and Wood Man with obviously Army Helmets and they where my allies, i needed to go to the Tediz Base, but without the Infinite Health Cheat Code, it was unable, so i stay on the Logs there, until the Tediz stoped to shoot, i move to another log, and finally reached the Base Entrace, there was the Squirrel that appears also in the Game, he said the same Line that says in Conker.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lC3hYKjYgq4#But instead of Conker, Hinatediz was here to said Conker's Lines, i was impressed that this game it not only contains Chats, because also features voices. as in the Game, the Squirrel dies, and it appeared a Light Bulb above me, i scrolled the Mouse, Hinatediz got equipped with Machine Guns, second act: my allies that accompany me get Equipped with weapons too, i was impressed that Wood Man got a Bazooka, and as in the Game, the Tediz Fall down to kill us, but we killed them first, i killed almost all of those bastards in this section, Tomahawk Man killed one with a Sniper Rifle, Wood Man shoot the Locked Door that leads to the base. 3 more Tediz appeared out of the Base, so i killed more. All the Event was based on Conker Live & Reloaded, The Spider-Bombs close to the Elevator, The Tediz Doctors, The Squirrel on the Electric Chair, The Musculed Tediz on the Bunker Gun (He isn't appeared on the Remake, but yes, he appeared on the Original Conker's Bad Fur Day, but now he got the L&R Demolisher Appearance). Then we found the Tediz that kill 2 Squirrels and the Private Rodent, but Instead of Rodent, there was Top Man. we killed them and save Top Man, i go to him and pressed the Action Button, Hinatediz cuts off that Slope that tangles Top Man's Hands, Top Man was free now, he said: "Thanks guys!, i'm Thankfully of you for get me out of here!" then a Text displayed: "Top Man joins your Team!", he was now one of my allies, the next things were also based on Conker, The Bomber Planes, The Big Door, The Tank, The Switch with the Acid Pool, The Control Tower, and now the things changed, instead of going down to the Little Squirrel Girl with the Tediz Experiment, i appeared outside of the Wily Fortress, i throught that now the Game Acts Normal, but i was wrong. The Fortress was destroyed, and then emerged a Stone Castle, by the face that got on the front... it... was... Bowser.
He wanted my soul again, Bowser failed to get my soul on Megaman vs Bowser. but in this Haunted Megaman 8-Bit Deathmatch, he wanted his revenge, his Real Revenge. Me and my allies go on to Bowser's Castle. Inside, it was the same version of SMB3, and all the stuff. We go on the Door that leads to him, but before i enter, i changed to Wood Man. The room was the same as seen on SMB3. Bowser was there... he said: "We found before on some game", i pressed T and i said: "Yes, that was Megaman vs Bowser", the battle started. I actually know the strategy to beat him on SMB3, i beated him sucefully, and the Door that leads to the Princess Peach appeared, i enter it, there was the Princess, she said: "Thank You, Wood Man, but i'm not what are you thinking...", what?.
The Princess melted and reveals someone: Flash Man, i changed to Crash Man because his Crash Bombs are Flash Man's Weakness, which sucefully worked. i enter on another door that leads to a prison that contains... oh... god... I allready told the game that reads my mind? well in fact, it also totally reads someone more's mind, in that prison, there was Ranay, a Original Character by a Friend, and Hsien-Ko from DarkStalkers. I changed to Top Man and choose my partner Wood Man, we free them. Ranay said: "Thanks a lot, Flash Man used the Time Stopper on us and jailed us on this prison." Then a text appeared: "Ranay and Hsien-Ko join your Team!". She with Hsien-Ko were now on my Team. I was happy x2. A teleporter pops out from nowhere. I changed back to Hinatediz. Then i teleported back to Dr. Light's Lab, which now, it was a nightmare.
Dr. Light's Lab was destroyed, and he was dead, alongside with Roll and Auto, Rush suffered too. There appeared a creepy face, i pressed T and "screamed". The face answered me back: "GET OUT", with a satanic voice. I looked my team and everyone was crying. I Checked my status, and i was scared-a-fear. Hinatediz was also crying, but whi i was scared-a-fear?. Because it was different to the others. Hinatediz was crying... BLOOD.
Yes. He was crying blood, then i realized that i can get out of Dr. Light's Lab, outside was the land burning, and the mountains got now a red blood color. I saw another teleporter. I go on there, and teleport me on.
I appeared on a Organic Room that was very realistic that the 8-Bit of the Game, looking like a Doom Tileset, there were White Worms, and there was a NPC: Toad Man, a White Worm touched Toad Man and enters inside of his body, too many bubbles emerged from Toad Man's Body and then he turned on a "fetus", i was a bit scared, then the "fetus" born as an Alien Cyan Ticker. seen here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GP7gs20qlNk#That i know, those aliens are powerfull, because if you attack them with anything, they dissapear and appear. But then i discovered their weakness: The Leaf Shield, now with Wood Man, nothing can stop me now!. The next section there were more victims: Heat Man and Skull Man, now they where aliens, i killed them. the next section where more aliens, but they are unknown Robot Masters, because i never saw how they where turned on those bastards. I entered on the next room and it was a deadpain on my heart.
There were dead Robot Masters bodies everywhere, including some headless, armless and legless. And that was not all. Not only Robot Masters, in fact, there were animals, real animals too. They were dead and headless. I feel my inside dead, and i started to cry a bit, so i started to run to the next room that was... thankfully to god, more agradable.
The room was look like the Master Sword Room from Zelda: Ocarina of Time. except theres no Master Sword, there was light from the roof illuminating the platform, i go on there... and then a text appeared: "Three unknowns that appeared from nowhere join your team...". I look on my back if the 3 new ones where on my team. They isn't there. I checked my player status, they where siloutted, and they where unable to be playable. then i back to the game. The game respawns me to the next stage. The Real Bowser's Castle.
Now the Bowser's Statues were able to move if you get close to them, which they chase you to the eternity, but... they fall easy to the lava, so it makes it easy. There where too many Twomps and Dry Bones, but there were not even obstacles. The route finished when i saw the Big Red Door, but before of enter and battle Bowser, i changed to Crash Man, then i enter to the Final Battle.
Surprisely there was King Dedede from Kirby Series, i laught very loud, but... really i wasn't to battle him...
Flash Man appeared and decapitated poor Dedede's head, he said: "That pathetic penguin was going to be your opponent?, TOO BAD!". He laughted maniaticaly and evily mixed up, i had to use my Crash Bombs, but. He now kills you by using Time Stopper and kill you in ONE HIT!, which unfortunately. He sucefully defeates me and my first on my team on dying was Crash Man.
I was sad and angry at the same time, "You... will... pay... it..." i whisper.
I chose Tomahawk Man, and with his Silver Tomahawk, i killed Flash Man and avenged Crash Man. then appears an angel from the sky, but then the poorly angel dies by a Giant Shuriken.
"Shadow Man", i said. i changed to Wood Man, then Shadow Man appeared and said: "Hehehe... you shouldn't have done that, Wood Man..."
Shadow Man killed poor Wood Man in one hit, by launching a Shadow Blade, then from nowhere apeared Hsien-Ko, but before she landed, Shadow Man killed her with his Shadow Blade on her chest.
2 died. i chososed Top Man, and with his Top Spin, we sucefully killed Shadow Man.
I pressed T and said: "Bowser... Get out from you Hideout!", and i got a Ultra-Scream-Fear. Bowser appeared from the nothing too close to me and killed me in one hit... Ranay appeared but Bowser grabed her and launches her to the lava.
I choosed Pharaoh Man, but before i do something, Pharaoh Man bleeds and then falls down to the ground, he died.
The only left where Hinatediz, Hinata and Tomahawk Man. I choosed Tomahawk Man, but before does something, Bowser jumps too high, i saw the shadow that would allowed me to identify where Bowser should land. The shadow stoped too far from me and was grown his size, but weird-oddly. Bowser landed just above Tomahawk Man. crushing him down, Tomahawk Man's blood spits on the screen, very realistic.
Only 2 left. choosed Hinata, the only good thing that i do against Bowser is one hit with Hinata, but he grabs Hinata and does his Deadly Smash.
Only Hinatediz left. The only that whould save me from that nightmare, but no... he only went to Bowsers' Mouth when The King of the Koopas open his mouth.
My Team was over now. They where killed, Bowser laughted very creepy that before. The Game Over screen was displayed, and more blooden and scary than before...
My Life was over. now he will get my soul. But i was wrong.
...or he was wrong...
The Game Over screen went glitchy, and an Angel appeared. it was the same angel that was killed by Shadow Man. He told me that was not the end of this nightmare.
but i said that he killed me all my team. He said that i was all wrong... no one can finish this nightmare, then I will do it.
the game give me back to the Player Status, and now the 3 silouttes where revealed and now being playable:
Hinatediz in the future (He will be a cyborg and join the Star Fox then in the Future), Hinata Shippuden (when she grown up to 14) and TomahawkMan.EXE (appearing on Megaman Battle Network).
I choosed Hinatediz of the Future, and my other 2 left partners appeared too, this... was going to be the Real Final Battle.
I avoided all Bowser's Fireballs, Spikes and Attacks for 5 Hours, but... finally... with Hinatediz of the Future's Laser Gun, Hinata Shippuden's Byakugan and TomahawkMan.EXE's Tomahawk Boomerang... we won...
Bowser was literally melting down, and died.
Me and my 2 left members back to the Destroyed Dr. Light's Lab, the angel was here too, and he rebuilded the Lab in one second, not only that.
Normal Hinatediz, Young Hinata, Classic Tomahawk Man, Pharaoh Man, Crash Man, Wood Man, Top Man, Ranay, Hsien-Ko, Dr. Light, Roll, Auto, Rush, Toad Man, Heat Man, Skull Man, the Robot Masters and Animals that were dead on that room where revived too...
I cried tears of joy...
The angel said the following thing:
"Thanks to you, now this fan-game whould back to normal, Bowser's Cursed Control now is gone forever, and we would meet again..."
The game closed. giving me back to my Desktop...
I went to the Readme and i wrote a "last message" to the angel and my Team Army that accompany me on this "adventure"...
"We will meet again..."
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I read this before, I thought it was serious trollpasta material. Seriously, this shit is as hilarious as that dofaemon thing (link below.), my reaction to this...whatever the hell this is, was "Are you high!?!?".