The first thing I remember is two blobs face each other, one small, and another massive. The giant one proceeds to chase the smaller one, and eventually devours it. But the small one feels a sense of sorrow (don't ask how I know how or why), and a light shines inside the big blob. It eventually explodes, and then I find myself in my dad's truck. I'm back at the age of 13, and I'm playing on a Gameboy Advance SP, with my younger brother in the front seat. I don't pay attention to exactly what is happening, but it went along the lines of my dad stopped his truck so he wouldn't run over a squirrel. A few seconds after this happens, a policeman (or woman) gives my dad a ticket, and, strangely, hands me a piece of paper. The paper said:
"See you in court! Unfortunately, we only have ocean milk in prison.
-?‘¥œ???øøœ (The signature is unreadable)"
I gave her a blank look, and then she laughed and said she was only kidding and they had regular milk in prisons. In the process of 15 seconds, I found myself next to a GameStop in my house, on my computer. I went onto Google and typed "excellent lawyer" and clicked on the first thing that popped up. The page said that the lawyer would guarantee a 100% chance to help anyone that has to go to court for the cost of your soul. But I also notice a small text piece at the bottom that said "just kidding, it's really at the cost of a penny and two engagement rings." I actually can't remember anything that happened after this.
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