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MM8BDM Discussion / Re: MM8BDM Funnies
« on: May 24, 2011, 02:08:32 PM »
Heatman's stage. I was simply dazing off between the game and getting ready for school, looking at the slightly burnt paper I was going to have to turn in later that afternoon, for a grade that may or may not break my sophmore year of high school. The world was calm around me and I enjoyed every breath I took, every second I blinked, and every step I made between the PC and the backpack, stuffed with random books and random pencils and random ideas that would someday benefit me and make me an accepted member of this damn planet of ours. I see a red furry on my computer screen, as well as two other players running away from it. I realized that I wasn't going to get molested by a furry anytime soon, let alone in a video game, so I decided to sit back down on my pitch-black chair and begin fighting the oncoming red apocalypse headed my way. It was about ten seconds away. I was practically ten seconds ahead of him. I knew what route would work best at evading the zombie, and I knew what weapons would help me avoid its furry red paws. It was a matter of strategy, a matter of time, a matter of accuracy.
I type "changemus bbplane" into the console. In an instant, I start listening to one of the most hipsterish tracks of all time, and see that I'm about two seconds away from a red monster. The two men beside it are tagged. As soon as they transformed, the berserker ability kicked in, flinging them across the map. All three of them melted.
Idk why I put the first paragraph in. If you read it though, great job wasting your time.
I type "changemus bbplane" into the console. In an instant, I start listening to one of the most hipsterish tracks of all time, and see that I'm about two seconds away from a red monster. The two men beside it are tagged. As soon as they transformed, the berserker ability kicked in, flinging them across the map. All three of them melted.
Idk why I put the first paragraph in. If you read it though, great job wasting your time.





