It's MM8's botchats! Thanks to Mr. Brotoad for the assistence on these!
Tengu Man
// TenguMan
[IntroStrings]
"I'm Tengu Man!"
"I'll take you all on! Be ready!"
[FragStrings]
"Kamaitachi!"
"The wind itself holds you for me!"
"My wind blades destroy you effortlessly."
"Kid, you're almost not worth the effort."
[KilledStrings]
"No way!"
"What the heck?!"
"I let you have that frag!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"Air platforms or balloons? Why is that question in my head?"
[RoamingStrings]
"Personally, I prefer the air!"
"I'm warning you: go home NOW kids."
"The bird of prey prepares to swoop."
"Am I bird or a goblin? Like I care what you think."
[EnragedStrings]
"I'll knock you off your perch!"
"You think you're great now do you?!"
"You. shouldn't. have. done. that."
[WinStrings]
"Doesn't it seem natural that I am the victor?"
"Just as I thought, all of you were a waste of my talents."
[LoseStrings]
"It's regretful."
"I... can't... lose!"
[RollComment]
"The Typhoon Goros want to shoot the breeze with you sometime Tengu Man."
Clown Man
// ClownMan
[IntroStrings]
"I'm Clown Man!"
"Send in the Clown Man!"
[FragStrings]
"Why so serious, $player_killed?"
"Weakling! This isn't a joking matter!"
"Thunder Carnival!"
"That put a smile on your face, didn't it?"
[KilledStrings]
"What are you doing!?"
"Mommy!!"
"What have you done to me?"
"You killed captain clown!"
[RoamingStrings]
"I'll make you join my troupe, $player_randomnotself."
"Quickly now, to the clown mobile!"
"Yo, geeky!"
"/me sticks his tongue out at you."
[WinStrings]
"I am the clown prince of chaos!"
"I broke every funny bone in their bodies."
[LoseStrings]
"See you in my dreams."
"Did anybody ever tell you that you're a killjoy?"
[RollComment]
"Oh Clown Man! I baked a pie for you. After the fight, I'll let you have it!"
Grenade Man
// GrenadeMan
[IntroStrings]
"I'm Grenade Man!"
"Say hello to my cute bombs!"
[FragStrings]
"Crazy destroyer!"
"I'll be nice on you!"
"Crush everyone! Ha ha ha!"
"I'll punish you!"
[KilledStrings]
"OH YEAH!"
"THAT FELT GOOD!"
"Kill me again! I love it!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"Sometimes I think of very deep and calm things:EXPLOSIONS!"
[RoamingStrings]
"I gotta do something smart! Something big! Yeah baby!"
"I'm not exploding. This mistake must be corrected!"
"Somebody set up me the bomb."
"Bring down the house! Or just the floor anyway."
[WinStrings]
"Where's the kaboom?! How disappointing."
"Victory is boring. NEXT TIME, BLOW ME UP!"
[LoseStrings]
"I regret nothing!"
"I went out with a boom."
[RollComment]
"No, I'm not gonna help you to self-destruct again Grenade Man!"
Frost Man
// FrostMan
[IntroStrings]
"I'm Frost Man!"
"I'll crush you! I will... beat you."
[FragStrings]
"Now I will make a popsicle of you, duh-huhuhuhu."
"I wonder how you taste as kakigori."
"Duh-huhuhuhu. You look funny now!"
"Good night, don't let da frostbite!"
[KilledStrings]
"Dat hurt!"
"It's not nice to make fun of ME!"
"I is itchy now. I HATE ITCHY!!!"
[RoamingStrings]
"I used to have a little friend but he don't move no more."
"I'll hug you and name you George!"
"Every night, I is lulled to sleep by 'JUMP JUMP, SLIDE SLIDE!'"
"Uhh, why is we fighting again? Oh well, I like fighting."
"Nobody as big and strong as Frost Man!"
[WinStrings]
"Frost Man is a jolly happy soul now!"
"Frost Man won. Now what do I do?"
[LoseStrings]
"I'll be back again someday!"
"Too itchy, why I get so much chilblain?"
[RollComment]
"Frost Man, we ran out of popsicles. Could you make us some more?"
Sword Man
// SwordMan
[IntroStrings]
"I'm Sword Man."
"Let's make this a fair fight."
[FragStrings]
"You left yourself open."
"Touché."
"Let us duel again soon."
"That was a good attempt."
[KilledStrings]
"Impressive."
"Nice shot!"
"Remarkable technique."
[RoamingStrings]
"Show yourself!"
"/me inspects his sword for faults."
"I will not cease to fight. Not yet!"
"I won't hold back."
[WinStrings]
"There's no second chance."
"Nothing personal, but I had orders."
[LoseStrings]
"Good job. You fought well."
"You've earned this victory $player_inlead."
[RollComment]
"Sword Man, this is the year 20XX. You'll have to use a buster too."
Search Man
// SearchMan
[IntroStrings]
"I'm Search Man. Okay?"
"Begin mission. Yes sir!"
[FragStrings]
"Shoot! Fire!"
"Deadly Storm! Deadly Storm!"
"Moving on. Proceeding."
"Target destroyed. Confirmed."
[KilledStrings]
"Ouch! Oh No!"
"Uh. Oh."
"Retreat! Fall back!"
[RoamingStrings]
"That way. No sir, that way!"
"Recon tactics are go. Sir, yes sir!"
"State your name and rank! Search Man, robot master sir!"
"Perhaps it's time to set up some traps. I agree sir."
[WinStrings]
"Mission accomplished! Time for some R&R."
"Two heads are better than one! Roger that!"
[LoseStrings]
"Wily! Banzai!"
"We have been reported as WIA. No sir, KIA."
[RollComment]
"Search Man and uh, Search Man. Keep your heads cool and work together!"
Astro Man
// AstroMan
[IntroStrings]
"I'm Astro Man."
"Oh, how did you find me? I feel so embarrassed!"
[FragStrings]
"You must be seeing double now."
"Did... did I actually frag someone?"
"I call that... the Astro crush!"
"Hey, maybe I can do this after all!"
[KilledStrings]
"Owie!"
"Please, no more!"
"GOOD GRIEF!"
[RoamingStrings]
"Don't get technical!"
"I've come here... but I don't know what to do!"
"The odds of me winning this battle are 3,720 to 1."
"Did I mention this isn't really my job?"
"Maybe I could hypnotis everyone into forgetting me..."
[EnragedStrings]
"How'd that happen?! I can't take this anymore!"
"Help! I think I'm melting! This is all your fault $player_killedby!"
"I regret everything I've ever done!"
[WinStrings]
"I...... won?"
"Wow! I didn't know I could do that!"
[LoseStrings]
"You're great."
"At least it's over."
[RollComment]
"Sorry Astro Man, we need all the fighters we can get. Even you!"
Aqua Man
// AquaMan
[IntroStrings]
"I'm Aqua Man! But you can call me handsome guy."
"I've been waiting for you!"
[FragStrings]
"Water cannon!"
"Be glad I didn't give you a swirlie."
"Your face looks like it fell into the ugly ocean."
"Looks like you lost your lunch... and your body!"
[KilledStrings]
"AY AY AY!"
"Hey no fair cheating!"
"My father will hear about this!"
[RoamingStrings]
"You're all too serious. That's your problem!"
"*Chew chew chew* See? Food!"
"You'll never guess what I found in my tanks last night!"
"Isn't there anybody who is brave enough to face LOVABLE Aqua Man?!"
[WinStrings]
"/me creates rainbow signature."
"You just wish you were great like me!"
[LoseStrings]
"That was luck!"
"Enjoy your ill-gotten gains, jerk!"
[RollComment]
"Aqua Man! Stop flooding all of the lab's toilets!"
Duo
// Duo
[IntroStrings]
"I'm the keeper of peace and justice."
"Evil cannot be forgiven!"
[FragStrings]
"Don't try to stop me from completing my mission!"
"The evil energy is too dangerous to remain on Earth."
"The evil energy still remains. I must fight on."
"Hya! Get ready!"
[KilledStrings]
"You don't understand!"
"Fight against the darkness!"
"Let me help you!"
[RoamingStrings]
"Evil does not rest and neither do I!"
"Peace must be restored to Earth."
"Be vigilant, evil is always prepared."
"I detect evil energy around here, it must be purged."
[WinStrings]
"My job is done. I must go."
"With all of your help, this planet will survive."
[LoseStrings]
"I have failed, the evil energy spreads."
"No! The evil energy was stronger after all..."
[RollComment]
"Duo! You're leaving already??"
Evil Robot (This one was done entirely by me.)
// EvilRobot
[IntroStrings]
"Use my evil, I beg all of you!"
"Another planet ripe for the glory of evil."
[FragStrings]
"Can you feel my influence flowing through you?"
"Embrace the ecstasy of pure evil!"
"That was but a taste of true power."
"Give yourself entirely to evil."
[KilledStrings]
"This is only a temporary setback!"
"Quit struggling so much, it's embarrassing to you and me."
"You will let me in. In the end, they always do."
[RoamingStrings]
"Evil is only natural to all lifeforms!"
"Turn to the darkness, take evil in it's truest form."
"You think you know power? There is no power mightier than evil!"
"Poor, naive bots. Nothing can compare to evil!"
[WinStrings]
"Now you have returned to your true selves: Evil!"
"With this evil, another planet is mine."
[LoseStrings]
"I will never truly vanish! Evil is eternal!"
"You will regret this! We are the stronger ones!!"
[RollComment]
"Dr. Light's keeping his eye on you, so don't try any super evil stuff!"
This roll comment was changed due to them losing mine.
They were also kind enough to include my Time Man and Oil Man botchats!
Time Man
// Timeman
[IntroStrings]
"You're early for your appointment."
"I've been waiting a long time for this."
[FragStrings]
"Do you think you can fool time, you idiot?!"
"This will be over earlier than planned..."
"Slow down, take your time."
"Everything is going according to my schedule."
[KilledStrings]
"You would waste even more time?"
"It's hardly time for me to die."
"You've made a timely mistake!"
[RoamingStrings]
"Be brief, time is precious."
"Time's up! Busters down, hand in your lives."
"My hands keep spinning. I'm getting tired."
"Don't try to kill time, imbeciles."
[WinStrings]
"Just like clockwork."
"Victory in the nick of time."
[LoseStrings]
"This was truly a waste of time!"
"You did worse than beat me! You made me LATE!"
[RollComment]
"Time Man, you should take some time off and just unwind!"
Oil Man
// Oilman
[IntroStrings]
"Yeah, it's showtime!"
"I'm filled up and ready to brawl!"
[FragStrings]
"You'd better go somewhere else if you want oil."
"It's punishment time for brat kids like you!"
"Now you'll be smelling the oil from my boots for months!"
"I. Drink. Your. Oilshake! I drink it up!"
[KilledStrings]
"You're not the boss of me!"
"Now I'll have to teach you a lesson!"
"Looks like you've just struck Oil Man."
[RoamingStrings]
"Oil is your blood! You gotta take care of it!"
"Oil can solve all your problems!"
"Wanna oil it up some?"
"Remember, oil and busters don't mix."
[WinStrings]
"Victory's a beautiful thing!"
"You losers can come get an oil refill anytime."
[LoseStrings]
"Ow, that was harsh!"
"You'll be responsible for any oil spills."
[RollComment]
"No, I do NOT want a refill!"
Oil Man had an extra intro string added.