Bumping this up to show the new MM7 Botchats created by me and Mr. Brotoad.
Freeze Man
// FreezeMan
[IntroStrings]
"Freeze suckers!"
"Your move, bring it on!"
[FragStrings]
"Frozen solid!"
"I've cracked your warm exterior!"
"Your oil freezes in my hands."
"This is what cool means!"
[KilledStrings]
"Get your filthy hands off me! You damn dirty bot!"
"It's a mystery to me how you could frag me."
"I let you make the first move, but now it's my turn!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"Do you know what killed the dinosaurs? THE ICE AGE!"
[RoamingStrings]
"/me makes a cool pose."
"I'm too cool. I should have brought a sweater."
"Can nobody face my wintery wrath?"
"Don't slip!"
"And how $player_random_notself, did you come to enter my dominion?"
[WinStrings]
"Now there will be an eternal winter... and no Christmas!"
"Ice, Blizzard, Frost, Cold and Chill. They do not compare to Freeze!"
[LoseStrings]
"Ugh, I need give myself a freezing bath now."
"Enjoy your dirty victory, warm-blooded one!"
Cloud Man
// CloudMan
[IntroStrings]
"An overcast day is perfect weather for a battle!"
"Fully cloudy with a chance of victory for me!"
[FragStrings]
"Dissipate!"
"You called down the thunder..."
"*ZAP!* Touch thunderclouds, get shocked!"
"Hey you! Get off of my cloud!"
[KilledStrings]
"My senses must have been clouded."
"I would have fragged you, but the sun was in my eyes."
"It's lucky for me that you can't steal my cloud!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"Did I just see a weather balloon drift by?"
[RoamingStrings]
"Kuwabara, Kuwabara, no more lightning rods for me, thanks."
"I must have gotten lost in that last cloud bank."
"My clouds will blot out the sun and then I shall fight in the shade!"
"Watch your step!"
[WinStrings]
"I am on cloud nine!"
"Care to guess the shape of my cloud now? No? It's victory!"
[LoseStrings]
"And not a cloud in the sky for your victory, blargh."
"Aww, the storm is over already?!"
Junk Man
// JunkMan
[IntroStrings]
"Recycling is desperately needed now."
"Gonna take pollution down to zero!"
[FragStrings]
"See how I make good use of my weapons?"
"Remember next time: littering will not be tolerated!"
"You are nothing, you are junk!"
"Your body will make a nice home for the Gockroaches."
[KilledStrings]
"Ohh... I'm falling apart!"
"I'd better go recycle my old body."
"I've been junked!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"I can't help but feel this stage uses recycled textures."
[RoamingStrings]
"Recycling has been around since at least 400 BC."
"I'll take a potato chip... and eat it!"
"My Junk Shield shows balance between offence and recyling!"
"Did I smell pork rinds?"
[EnragedStrings]
"Look at this mess you've made! I'm going to recycle you!"
"Maybe it's time to let my recycling powers combine!"
"I'll send you to the scrap heap! Trash belongs with trash!"
[WinStrings]
"Who's up for some Big Macs? My treat!"
"Reduce, Reuse, Recycle! Remember this, bots!"
[LoseStrings]
"What a waste!"
"I'm gonna be putting myself back together for HOURS!"
Burst Man
// BurstMan
[IntroStrings]
"Lets get this party started!"
"I've brought the fireworks, time to light up the sky."
[FragStrings]
"Hate to burst your bubble... oh wait, no I don't!"
"This party is off like a shot!"
"Everytime I frag you, I take a shot."
"What's the matter? Don't you like fireworks?"
[KilledStrings]
"Don't be a party pooper now."
"Aw, the fuse went out!"
"I guess I make a nice firework when fragged!"
[RoamingStrings]
"Light the fuse, run away!"
"This is way more exciting than mixing chemicals!"
"I hope my friend Bubble Man is enjoying this festival!"
"Put on your best yukata and join the festival!"
"More drinks! More fireworks!"
[WinStrings]
"/me passes out from excitement and drunkeness."
"That was another fantastic firework display."
[LoseStrings]
"Boy, this party really died."
"The gatecrashers ruined everything."
Spring Man
// SpringMan
[IntroStrings]
"I jump at the call!"
"A sping, a spring, a wonderful thing!"
[FragStrings]
"I've got a spring loaded punch!"
"Just hop away, fools!"
"I'm the bouncer around these parts."
"And they call ME jumpy!"
[KilledStrings]
"Ouch! Don't push me down the stairs!"
"Don't worry kids! Spring Man will bounce back!"
"Hey! Quit slashing the coils!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"2000 springs means more jump in one finger then you have in your whole body!"
[RoamingStrings]
"I taught the cow who jumped over the moon to do that."
"Who needs a pogo stick when they can jump on me?"
"Anybody up for a game of hopskotch?"
"I hope a Thunder Bolt strikes me..."
[EnragedStrings]
"You push a coil too much and it springs back!"
"I'll bounce you into the stratosphere!"
"Curse this stupid low ceiling!!"
[WinStrings]
"Everyone loves Spring Man!"
"I guess it's time to hop for joy!"
[LoseStrings]
"That's the way the ball bounces."
"I kept bumping my head."
Shade Man
// ShadeMan
[IntroStrings]
"I am aliiiiiiiiive!"
"I vant to drink your oil!"
[FragStrings]
"Your precious oil replenishes me!"
"Hear the sound of your soul being crushed!"
"If you should rise again, do not dare to challenge me."
"It is futile to resist. Just bare your neck to me again!"
[KilledStrings]
"I may have burst into flames but at least I didn't sparkle!"
"BLEH! I smelt garlic!"
"Ghosts, spiders and sunshine! Oh my!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"The cross in Knight Man's castle unnerves me..."
"THIS STAGE IS AN ILLUSION AND IS A TRAP DEVISUT BY WILEY!"
[RoamingStrings]
"SEVEN! SEVEN USELESS ROBOTS AH AH AH AH AH!"
"I think your Mirror Buster is broken, I can't see myself in it!"
"WHAT A HORRIBLE NIGHT TO HAVE A CURSE!"
"What is a robot master? A miserable little pile of circuits!"
"I am the terror that flaps in the night!"
[EnragedStrings]
"PLAYTIME IS OVER! WITNESS TRUE POWER!"
"I'll turn you into a ghoul for this."
"You are history!"
[WinStrings]
"To those who have died, hear my song of death."
"Now to declare a tomato juice toast!"
[LoseStrings]
"Back to my coffin I must go."
"NOT THE SUNLIGHT! I MUST FLEE!"
Slash Man
// SlashMan
[IntroStrings]
"Let's go, bub!"
"I'm ready to slash out at you."
[FragStrings]
"SNIKT!"
"Mess with me and you'll get clawed!"
"Come get some!"
"Well, you're back in the fragged zone. AGAIN."
[KilledStrings]
"Don't clip me bro!"
"I think I broke a claw."
"Clever bot."
[RareRoamingStrings]
"Must go faster, must go faster!"
[RoamingStrings]
"I'm the best at what I do."
"One, two, Slash Man's coming for you!"
"/me sharpens his claws."
"Come out, come out wherever you are."
"When this is all over, maybe I'll open my park to the public."
[WinStrings]
"Now to hit the salad bar, losers pay!"
"You guys need help picking up your sliced parts?"
[LoseStrings]
"I've been worn down to nothing."
"My claws are so dulled now!"
Turbo Man
// TurboMan
[IntroStrings]
"Ready to roll out!"
"Vroom, vroom! I'm at the starting line!"
[FragStrings]
"Eat my dust, slowpoke!"
"Scorched ya!"
"Vroom! Get out of the way, sunday driver!"
"I'm a demon on wheels!"
[KilledStrings]
"Oh no, a flat!"
"I'll bet Punk sabotaged me!"
"Darn you, speed bumps!"
[RoamingStrings]
"Time to transform and roll out!"
"Eat your heart out, Nitro Man."
"Burst Man is okay, but I hate Punk!"
"Don't get carried away, baby!"
[WinStrings]
"Go, Turbo Man! Go, Turbo Man! Go, Turbo Man, Go!"
"Time for a well-earned pit stop."
[LoseStrings]
"I personally blame Punk for this."
"You win some, lose some, and wreck some."
MM7 RollComments were made by Mr. CutmanMike.
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