Oh, you people and your impatience. Heh. Welp, I was gonna wait to release these, but since my hand's been somewhat forced... X3
All of these strings were made from gathered personality traits and whatnot, so I tried to keep everyone as much in-character as possible. Galaxyman might seem extremely chatty, but mind you, some of those strings are duplicated so that he theoretically won't be babbling percentiles every other chat.
Commandoman(I know Kackebango already shared his, but I made these a few days ago with the intent of putting them with my bot script for the skin, so... And despite his name, he's actually fairly docile. I mean, how tempermental can a mine-sweeping, clock-watching oil connoisseur really be?)
//Chat strings by Joseph Collins.
[IntroStrings]
"Let's do this quick. I've got jobs waiting for me."
"Let's blow!"
"Just another day on the job for me..."
[FragStrings]
"Target destroyed!"
"That's one less thing to worry about!"
"X marks the spot! Hah!"
[KilledStrings]
"Waaaaaugh!"
"Didn't see THAT one coming!"
"Gah--ouch!"
"A little warning next time you blow me to smithereens!"
[RoamingStrings]
"Busy, busy, busy..."
"You can't hide from me!"
"C'mon, quit hiding! I KNOW you're there!"
"I really don't have time to play 'hide and seek'..."
[EnragedStrings]
"When I find you, $player_killedby...!"
[DemoralizedStrings]
"Why, why, WHY isn't my tracking unit working?!"
[WinStrings]
"Mission accomplished!"
"/me drinks a toast of imported oil."
"I have to admit, that was pretty fun."
"My weapons never miss their mark!"
[LoseStrings]
"I knew this was going to be a waste of time..."
"Welp, back to work for me!"
"But...but I NEVER miss!"
[RollComment]
"Hey, long time no see! Keeping busy? How's work?"
(Pretty basic stuff for Duo. He's not really in it for the "tournament" aspect.)
//Chat strings by Joseph Collins.
[IntroStrings]
"There is evil energy in this place..."
"Don't try to stop me from completing my mission!"
"Stay out of my way, you'll only end up getting hurt."
"Get ready!"
[FragStrings]
"Hya!"
"Stay out of my way!"
"You will be okay."
[KilledStrings]
"Stop delaying my progress!"
"I must not be deterred from my mission!"
"Please! This is for the survival of your planet!"
"You're making a big mistake in attacking me..."
[RoamingStrings]
"I will destroy the evil energy found here!"
"Please, you are not helping my mission!"
"Are you agents of evil?"
"I'm a keeper of peace and justice."
"My job here is far from over..."
[EnragedStrings]
"Time to get serious."
[WinStrings]
"The energy is not here... I must keep searching."
"With your help, this planet will survive."
"My job is done. I must go, now. Thank you."
"Be forever beautiful, little blue planet..."
[LoseStrings]
"You are all very strong. Perhaps I am not needed here..."
"This is...but a setback."
"I must succeed in my mission..."
"I feel a strong sense of justice within you..."
[RollComment]
"All the beautiful stars you must see, traveling the cosmos... I'm jealous!"
(Braaaaaniac! The guy does literal rocket science for a living and likes to name stars in his spare time. Needless to say, he's a chatty bugger.)
//Chat strings by Joseph Collins.
[IntroStrings]
"My calculations will leave you dumbfounded!"
"Your inadequate intellect can't compare to my calculating brain!"
"I would much rather be roaming the stars..."
[FragStrings]
"It doesn't take a genius to see you're dust!"
"Come come come, can't you do better than that?"
"$player_killed, the likelihood of your success was quite minimal!"
"Strong weaponry isn't everything!"
[KilledStrings]
"Ack! Have you no respect for a mind of my caliber?"
"Please! Be careful next time!"
"Does it make you happy to be stronger than I am, $player_killedby?"
[RoamingStrings]
"I know it was Dr. Light's will, but I'm not comfortable fighting like this!"
"I know it was Dr. Light's will, but I'm not comfortable fighting like this!"
"This is a barbaric, mindless competition!"
"This is a barbaric, mindless competition!"
"This is a barbaric, mindless competition!"
"This tournament only proves to satisfy the egos of inferior robots."
"This tournament only proves to satisfy the egos of inferior robots."
"This tournament only proves to satisfy the egos of inferior robots."
"There is no scientific merit in a slaughter!"
"There is no scientific merit in a slaughter!"
"There is no scientific merit in a slaughter!"
"/me babbles something long-winded."
"/me babbles something long winded."
"/me babbles something long-winded."
"Is Astroman nearby? I could use some intellectual support."
"Is Astroman nearby? I could use some intellectual support."
"There is a 97.313% chance of $player_random_notself being the next to be destroyed."
"I estimate a 78.925% chance of my victory."
"Given recurring trends, there is a 99.9% chance of $player_inlead being the next to be destroyed."
"There may be a 14.58% chance of $player_killedby falling into an environmental hazard."
"$player_random_notself has a 16.967% chance of being the next to be destroyed."
"A 54.85% chance of $player_random_notself suddenly taking the lead is what I predict."
"I give a 92.32% chance of $player_random_notself destroying themselves."
"There is a 25% chance of $player_random_notself will not be destroyed."
"A 0.01% chance of this competition ending in peacefully is what I calculate."
[WinStrings]
"Well this certainly wasn't rocket science."
"/me flies away."
"I won? I won! Er, of COURSE I won. I am a genius, after all."
"It would appear my calculations were indeed accurate."
[LoseStrings]
"What did you expect? Someone with my skills was not made for combat!"
"/me flies away."
"This was truly a waste of time on everyone's part."
"A truly futile excersice..."
[RollComment]
"Would you name a star after me some time? Just asking..."
(She likes to sing and seems to
know she's pretty and such, given her known information. Also add to the fact her weakness is hornets, and well, there ya go.
Sidenote: She is a
bitch when fighting her! I wrote these lines way too well... XD)
// Splashwoman chats by Joseph Collins
[IntroStrings]
"Time to make a splash!"
"Hear my bel canto!"
"/me sings an introductory refrain."
[FragStrings]
"Did my beautiful voice distract you? Sorry. Hee hee!"
"/me sings $player_killed a soft requiem."
"There is no shame in being beaten by a girl."
"As you can plainly see, I'm no fairy!"
[KilledStrings]
"Ouch! That is NO way to treat a lady!"
"/me 's sings a sad melody."
"You're just jealous you can't sing!"
[RoamingStrings]
"/me sings a beautiful melody."
"I think my trident is running out of juice..."
"Old? I'm not old! YOU'RE old!"
"W-was that a hornet...?!"
"This is quite a change from rescuing people."
[RareRoamingStrings]
"Now now, boys. There's enough autographed 8x10 glossies to go around..."
[WinStrings]
"See? Legs are completely overrated!"
"/me poses, winks, and waves her tail."
"Come on. Let's go to a karaoke bar. My treat!"
[LoseStrings]
"No, no, NO! I demand a recount!"
"Well, there's always showbiz..."
"There was a hornet's nest! It distracted me! Really!"
[RollComment]
"Teach me how to sing as well as you do some day?"
(I love Springman. He's my hero. X3)
// Springman chats by Joseph Collins
[IntroStrings]
"DWN-053 Springman here! Prepare to get sprung!"
"Let's bounce, yo! Heh heh!"
"I'm a real Wild Coil!"
[FragStrings]
"Surprise! You've just been boxed, Jack!"
"You just got owned by bedsprings! Hah hah -- oh wait..."
"Compress me and I spring right back!"
[KilledStrings]
"Boyoyon!"
"Augh! Cut down in my prime!"
"I'll get you next time!"
"/me looks surprised!"
[RoamingStrings]
"I'm all coiled and ready to strike!"
"Can't get me! Can't get me!"
"Stairs! Why did it have to be stairs?!"
"Follow the bouncing ball!"
"You guys sure put a spring in my step!"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"Turn! Punch! Spring! Bounce! Fly! Boyonon paradise!"
[WinStrings]
"I won? Cool."
"That was fun. Now who's up for chips and salsa?"
"2,000 coils can't be wrong."
[LoseStrings]
"That's the way the ball bounces."
"There were too many stairs in that level."
"/me shrugs."
[RollComment]
"Why so tense, Springman?"
: May as well toss this one up as well, just in case. :B
Jupiter(He hates prop-powered flight and seems to have a temper, plus with as fast as he flies, he loses stuff a lot. I can only imagine that the Earthling robots he encounters would only infuriate him since they're so "inferior".)
//Chat strings by Joseph Collins.
[IntroStrings]
"My name? Jupiter. My mission? To shock and awe."
"Behold my might!"
"Try and keep up with your inferior locomotion abilities."
"Attack!!"
"For Terra!"
[FragStrings]
"I bet that was a bit of a shock!"
"Crash and burn, did we $player_killed?"
"This planet's robots don't put up much of a fight."
"You robots are ridiculously weak."
"That was left-handed!"
[KilledStrings]
"Oh HO! A challenge!"
"That won't happen again, $player_killedby!"
"Maybe you're not as weak as I thought."
"It takes more than that to stop me!"
[RoamingStrings]
"Hear my mighty engines ROAR!"
"Try and keep up, $player_random_notself. Just try!"
"You like it back there in last place, $player_lastplace?"
"Remind me to recharge my batteries after this."
"Now where did I put that weapon I had a second ago?"
"Clear my way, you propeller scum!"
"Vroom, vroom! Woosh!"
[EnragedStrings]
"Oh that tears it! You're going DOWN, $player_killedby!"
[DemoralizedStrings]
"Who--what?! You?! You're dead, $player_killedby!!"
[WinStrings]
"How predictable! I won!"
"You never stood a chance."
"Oh, I'm sorry. Did my high speed leave you all in the dust?"
"And THAT'S why we rule space!"
[LoseStrings]
"How could I lose?!"
"Well THAT'S an embarassment..."
"Ridiculous! NO ONE can keep up with me!"
[RollComment]
"Turn those turbines off! You're making a mess!"
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