[12:15:41 AM] Communist Mage: money match me
[12:15:48 AM] Venus: irl
[12:16:01 AM] Communist Mage: select your weapon
[12:16:06 AM] Venus: memes
[12:16:16 AM] Communist Mage: Mortal Memebat?
[12:16:26 AM] Venus: exactly
[12:16:48 AM] Communist Mage: I shall give you the first move
[12:17:02 AM] Venus: I play my meme card in defense mode
[12:17:03 AM] Venus: Kappa
[12:17:53 AM] Communist Mage: I play the spell card JOHN CENA'S INTRO, overpowering your defensive meme and destroying it
[12:20:04 AM] Communist Mage: as you have not reacted I claim victory
[12:20:07 AM] Venus: I play my prized Dank Eyes Meme Dragon
[12:20:10 AM] Venus: in attack mode
[12:20:40 AM] Venus: with the Ultimate 9999/9999 atk and def
[12:20:46 AM] Venus: OJ
[12:20:48 AM] Venus: admit defeat
[12:20:51 AM] Communist Mage: I play Gary Oak, who has mastery over bestial creatures, ergo I gain control of your DEMD
[12:21:01 AM] Venus: fuck
[12:21:40 AM] Venus: I counter attack with my Clacker Volley spell card
[12:22:01 AM] Venus: you let your guard down by not taking my little metal balls seriously
[12:22:23 AM] Communist Mage: I play my instant spell card, blaring airhorns, which cause weapon-based spell cards to fumble
[12:23:08 AM] Communist Mage: You have one spell or trap left to work with before DEMD wrecks you
[12:23:09 AM] Communist Mage: play wisely
[12:23:11 AM] Venus: this will never end
[12:23:53 AM] Communist Mage: Submit
[12:24:27 AM] Venus: I use this Red Stone of Aja card in conjunction with my Stone Mask monster card
[12:24:40 AM] Venus: to transform into the ultimate lifeform
[12:24:50 AM] Communist Mage: But the stone mask isn't a monster card
[12:24:56 AM] Communist Mage: It's an equip card
[12:25:11 AM] Communist Mage: and the red stone is an artefact permenant
[12:26:00 AM] Venus: there are no rules OJ
[12:26:03 AM] Venus: only memes
[12:26:15 AM] Communist Mage: that's not a meme though
[12:26:25 AM] Venus: yes it is
[12:26:31 AM] Communist Mage: No it isn't
[12:26:31 AM] Venus: because it transforms me into
[12:26:39 AM] Venus: the ultimate lifeform
[12:26:44 AM] Venus: Shadow the Edgehog
[12:26:47 AM] Venus: #gotem
[12:26:56 AM] Communist Mage: If that's a meme
[12:27:06 AM] Communist Mage: Then I play the paramount counter
[12:27:15 AM] Communist Mage: KEN HAM, ULTIMATE CREATIONIST
[12:27:22 AM] Venus: impossible
[12:27:23 AM] Communist Mage: Upon entering battle, revert all evolution-based effects
[12:28:20 AM] Communist Mage: I also cast MLG Farmville Speedrun 2015, giving myself two onion tokens
[12:28:39 AM] Communist Mage: I sacrifice one to special summon Shrek, The Ogrelord with Charge and +2/+2
[12:28:51 AM] Communist Mage: The odds are stacked against you
[12:29:10 AM] Venus: I use my ultimate trap card
[12:29:15 AM] Venus: Twitch Chat
[12:29:29 AM] Venus: the cancer from it destroys everything on the field
[12:29:58 AM] Venus: there are no odds
[12:30:09 AM] Communist Mage: I counter with Moderation Style: -( ?° ?? ?°)??___????
[12:30:29 AM] Communist Mage: You may choose two monsters on my side of the field to destroy, the others survive
[12:31:45 AM] Venus: damn
[12:32:40 AM] Venus: I will destroy Gary Oak
[12:32:40 AM] Venus: and
[12:32:57 AM] Venus: that's all you have
[12:33:07 AM] Communist Mage: I have 5 monsters on my side of the field
[12:33:14 AM] Venus: name them
[12:33:23 AM] Venus: I only see 2
[12:33:38 AM] Communist Mage: Gary Oak, DEMD, Ken Ham, Shrek The Ogrelord, Onion Token
[12:34:28 AM] Venus: oh damn
[12:34:45 AM] Venus: I will destroy Shrek the Ogrelord as he poses a huge threat
[12:35:00 AM] Communist Mage: Are you still destroying Gary Oak as well
[12:35:10 AM] Venus: yes
[12:35:15 AM] Communist Mage: Well
[12:35:23 AM] Communist Mage: I attack with Dank Eyes Memes Dragon
[12:35:35 AM] Venus: wait
[12:35:54 AM] Venus: it is not under your control anymore as Gary Oak has been destroyed
[12:36:07 AM] Communist Mage: It's a change of monster ownership, not a controlling effect
[12:36:43 AM] Communist Mage: He's a trainer not a slavedriver
[12:36:46 AM] Communist Mage: He caught him fair and square
[12:36:56 AM] Venus: he IS a slavedriver
[12:37:00 AM] Communist Mage: No he isn't
[12:38:53 AM] Venus: I summon my 3 Donger monsters cards
[12:39:00 AM] Venus: as they must be raised
[12:39:04 AM] Communist Mage: It's not your turn, you can't normal summon a monster
[12:40:10 AM] Venus: I can do what I want
[12:40:11 AM] Venus: I'm god
[12:40:14 AM] Venus: did you forget
[12:40:31 AM] Communist Mage: You're god you say
[12:41:10 AM] Communist Mage: I sacrifice Ken Ham to special summon Bill Nye, who proceeds to disprove you for lethal damage
[12:41:26 AM] Venus: fuckkkkk
[12:42:00 AM] Communist Mage: Victory is mine
[12:42:58 AM] Venus: not yet OJ
[12:43:10 AM] Venus: I can stop time
[12:43:12 AM] Communist Mage: Gasp
[12:43:20 AM] Venus: in this moment I can burn all your cards
[12:43:32 AM] Venus: and you will have nothing
[12:43:35 AM] Communist Mage: Wait
[12:43:41 AM] Communist Mage: All of my cards are burnt now?
[12:43:50 AM] Venus: when time resumes
[12:44:03 AM] Venus: inb4 smoke weed everyday
[12:44:08 AM] Communist Mage: Well
[12:44:11 AM] Venus: time will now resume
[12:44:22 AM] Communist Mage: All of my cards on the field and in my hand have been burned
[12:44:37 AM] Communist Mage: BUT DANK EYES MEMES DRAGON... ISN'T MY CARD
[12:44:55 AM] Communist Mage: You are out of plays
[12:44:56 AM] Venus: fuckkkkkk
[12:45:02 AM] Communist Mage: Admit defeat
[12:45:04 AM] Venus: I still have one card
[12:45:18 AM] Communist Mage: Play it, then
[12:45:31 AM] Venus: My Chillax card
[12:45:50 AM] Venus: and I will summon my Sir Juicy card
[12:45:51 AM] Communist Mage: The only way to kill the Dank Eyes Memes Dragon
[12:45:56 AM] Venus: and apply the chillax to it
[12:46:25 AM] Communist Mage: So just to make sure
[12:46:37 AM] Communist Mage: This means that anything that engages in direct combat with Sir Juicy
[12:46:42 AM] Communist Mage: Is returned to the original owner's hand?
[12:46:48 AM] Venus: no
[12:46:51 AM] Communist Mage: Well what does it do
[12:47:05 AM] Venus: anything that touches or even looks at Sir Juicy freezes
[12:47:10 AM] Venus: as he is too cool
[12:47:17 AM] Venus: with those shades
[12:47:43 AM] Communist Mage: Well
[12:47:50 AM] Communist Mage: That is a formidible opponent
[12:47:52 AM] Communist Mage: BUT I CAN OVERCOME IT
[12:48:13 AM] Communist Mage: First, please note that my Onion Token was not a card and has not been destroyed by the time stop
[12:48:22 AM] Communist Mage: Also, being an onion, it cannot look at Sir Juicy to be frozen
[12:48:33 AM] Venus: Onions can be frozen
[12:48:38 AM] Communist Mage: Now, I counteract your Chillaxing Sir Juicy with the only cooler force in the universe
[12:48:40 AM] Communist Mage:
http://i.imgur.com/NhYEMRi.png[12:48:50 AM] Venus: LOL FUCK
[12:48:54 AM] Communist Mage: And now, I play the one and only
[12:49:02 AM] Communist Mage: CHARLES BARKLEY
[12:49:13 AM] Communist Mage: I sacrifice the Onion Token with which he performs the chaos dunk upon you directly
[12:50:26 AM] Communist Mage: I also play my last trap card
[12:50:46 AM] Communist Mage: If you pull another deus ex machina, that would be an anime cliche and would label you a weeb
[12:51:01 AM] Venus: I admit defeat
[12:51:06 AM] Communist Mage: Victory is mine
[12:51:32 AM] Communist Mage: Do we publish this ultimate battle in a book
[12:51:45 AM] Venus: possibly
[12:52:06 AM] Communist Mage: I'm gonna go put it on cutstuff for the world to see
[12:52:11 AM] Venus: well
[12:52:16 AM] Communist Mage: specifically juicy
[12:52:16 AM] Venus: I've been exposed