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« on: December 13, 2010, 04:04:30 AM »
Chapter 10 - Kirbu
Kirbu was in rather large trouble because he was about to be murdered. Well, that's a lie because he was totally murdered like 5 seconds ago. Didn't you guys see that? Oh, right, text, not video. So, Kirbu was murdered.
Why was he murdered? Eh, who really cares? Probably for some wacky reason. Anyway, on to business. Since Kirbu is totally dead, now we're going to
Karbi
Karbi is, of course, Korby's half-second-cousin twice removed. He's also super sexy rather dashing. Karbi was just going to visit his aunt Kurba when he was hit by a car and nearly died. This was probably Wil's car but this was equally unlikely since nobody saw the contents of the car.
So there Karbi lay, dead on the sidewalk. Except he wasn't dead. He had god mode turned on, so he was bleeding like a madman but somehow still alive. He got up, dusted himself off, shined himself off real nice, turned himself sideways, and walked off in a different direction.
He went to go get a coffee and the lady there flirted with him so much that he got 7 coffees for everything off, which unfortunately meant that she wanted him to take everything off. Karbi wasn't really good at refusing sexual encounters, so they went somewhere to do something and then the next morning Karbi was able to leave and continue his walking.
He then ran into the mail lady, who invited him into the nearest house for a cup of hot coffee. Crying sadly, Karbi agreed and 16 hours later was able to leave (after having to buy the house from the original owners and then putting it back up for sale).
And so it went for a week, Karbi walking and ending up being seduced by random women. After this week, he was walking when he was hit by another car, this time the same color. The people inside stopped and came out however, unlike the other car. There was this one guy with brown hair, another which looked vaguely familiar, and another guy who had black hair. They discussed briefly stashing the body (not realizing that Karbi was watching them with mild interest) before deciding to leave.
And so Karbi continued to walk.
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