For Prosecutor Godot
Even if he never makes it as an official skin, I made it (though since both are in the Capcom Universe, we might work them into the Tournament somehow...)
// Godot/Coffee Man
[IntroStrings]
"I have returned from the depths of Hell...to do battle with you."
"Opening statement? Those things are not fit for even dogs to consume!"
[FragStrings]
"Ha...!"
"Nice try, Trite!"
"Wake up and smell the coffee, $player_killed"
"/me shakes his head and sips his coffee"
[KilledStrings]
"*visor explodes*"
"Pwooooooooh!"
"/me crushes mug with bare hand"
[RareRoamingStrings]
"Blacker than a moonless night, hotter and more bitter than hell itself...that is coffee."
[RoamingStrings]
"I miss Mia."
"In my world, the color red doesn't exist."
"Men will wait a lifetime just to see me."
"One second is one drop in the coffee pot. Let's get this going."
"Start coming for me. ...I'm waiting."
[EnragedStrings]
"You can't be serious!"
"/me slams coffee down on the table"
"/me shoots lasers from his mask"
[WinStrings]
"The only time a lawyer can cry is when it's all over. So start crying."
"With this, I drink my final cup!"
[LoseStrings]
"I guess I drank my 17th cup too soon."
"Alright, who poisoned my coffee?"
[RollComment]
"Stop drinking that coffee so fast, Godot! You might spill it on the floor!"