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« on: December 27, 2010, 12:35:03 AM »
Date: December 26, 2018
Greetings. 'Tis I, Prosecutor Godot. For some strange reason, I have been taken from my part of the Capcom universe and ended up in 20XX. Anyway, it has come to my attention that there is an outbreak of a virus that I learned was initially restricted to robots, but then infected humans and animals as well. No living being in the Capcom universe is safe. Not even I, the great Godot. I have found out a couple of things, however.
1) Magnet Missile should rarely be used. It seems that in a mixed group of healthy and infected, Magnet Missile hits everyone except the infected. Even when you're alone, depending on the size of the group, this is still a stretch as it has an initial length that it goes straight before it homes in on the target. *takes a sip of coffee*
On that note, missile weapons in general should only be used in certain circumstances. Dive Missile homes in on the target immediately, but again, that target is the first person it picks up on, which is rarely a "zombie." Though accurate, it causes little damage and can only fire one at a time, one shot every second.
2) Pharaoh Shot does have more uses than Pharaoh Raves. It is a strong and wide projectile, has lots of ammo even at full charge for a powerful weapon and, if you can get away with it, hold it up to a zombie from behind, throw it and back away. If in a healthy group, you might get off with holding the miniature sun to them for a few seconds before they get any idea you're less than arm's length away. Even then, they have others shooting at them at the same time, giving you ample opportunity to slowly roast them like beans in my Godot Blends, then let them have it. *sips coffee*
But that also requires nerves of steel. This trick is not for the faint of heart. If you have the guts, then by all means, go for it.
That's about it.
*throws coffee at zombie*
Like I always say, throw out a bad cup of coffee; you can always get another. That one tasted like the cup I got at Tres Bien: weak. Anyway, I must go. This seems like I must go through these waves of zombies to get back to my own part of this universe. See you later.