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« on: June 21, 2011, 06:58:47 PM »
Mega Man 1: Bomb Man. Sorry, but, Bomb Man is easily forgettable, his weapon is crap, and...why would someone like Dr. Light want to create a robot like Bomb Man anyway?
Mega Man 2: QUICK MAN! 1,000 TIMES QUICK MAN! NO ONE ELSE BUT ANNOYING AS QUICK MAN! I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE QUICK MAN! Okay, Rage over.
Mega Man 3: Hard Man. Look, this guy is easy as hell, he's completely pathetic, he's unmemorable. The only good thing going for this guy is that his weapon is okay.
Mega Man 4: Dust Man. Really Dr. Cossack? You couldn't come up with a robot besides Dust Man? What the hell? Then again, this guy also created Ring Man, Bright Man, and-I know people are gonna hate me for this-Toad Man. But each of them is at least somewhat memorable. The concept is stupid too. Dust Man is a Vacuum Robot. Yeah, that's what you think of when you think "Threatening Robot Masters." Meh, at least the Dust Crusher is a good weapon.
Mega Man 5: Stone Man. While people might hate Mega Man 5, a lot of people put this guy as their least favorite robot master. He's easier to beat then Hard Man and Power Stone (The crap weapon, not the epic game) is horrible. It bounces off nearly anything it hits if it can even hit it. Though, cut him some slack, the idea is pretty cool.
Mega Man 6: Blizzard Man. While Plant Man is stupid, the premise for Blizzard man is just...wierd. Sure, Plant Man is a flower, but there are some flowers that are dangerous. Snowballs, however, aren't that dangerous. Blizzard Man's weapon is also odd as well. While Blizzard Attack is somewhat-usefull, the way it attacks is just odd.
Mega Man 7: Spring Man. This one was down to either Burst Man or Spring Man as both were really odd. The rest of the MM7 RMs were pretty cool. But in the end, Spring Man wins the award for the worst. His stage is pink. I'm sorry, but, when has the color Pink ever been threatening? Also, even without the Slash Claw, you can beat this guy pretty easy, which is where Burst Man is better then Spring Man. Spring Man's only redeeming quality is the Wild Coil. It's odd, but it's effective.
Mega Man 8: Aqua Man. Damn, this guy is annoying. He's somewhere in the middle in terms of difficulty, he looks odd, and he's got a stupid weapon, the Water Balloon. Seriously, how is a Baloon of Water threatening? You know, unless it was supposedly controlled by that clown from IT. I had a tough choice between Clown Man and Aqua Man. The deciding factor...the freaking voice. Dear god, and you thought Mega Man's voice in this was girly. Aqua Man sounds like a freaking transfestite.
Mega Man 9: Concrete Man. This was definately my toughest call, as the Mega Man 9 group is my favorite group. But Concrete Man gets it for a few reasons. First, while his attacks seem difficult, he isn't too tough. Second, even though his weapon is a good utility weapon, as an attack weapon...it sucks. Again, not many bad things to say about someone from my favorite set.
Mega Man 10: Strike Man. Probably the weakest set of RMs, Strike Man is definately the worst...besides some people's opinions of Sheep Man. I like sports and even I think this guy is terrible. He has an easy stage, a tough-ass mini-boss, and an almost useless weapon, Rebound Striker. This guy could have been way better, though it is funny to see him on CN's MadTV.
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