Future bots' chats & taunts

[Geno]

Update to my own botchat.

Now has 130 lines.
Now with more references, things about my character, references to MY REAL LIFE, and maybe a weird but brilliant one-liner or two.

New ones are in green.

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[IntroStrings]
"Whoa, where am I?"
"How'd I get here?"
"Let's go!"
"Let's see how good I am at this."
"/me whistles the Mega Man 8 stage selected theme."
"I hope this stage doesn't have low ceilings..."

[FragStrings]
"Oops, tee hee!"
"Ooh, that looks like it hurt!"
"Yea, slam dunk!"
"Sure glad I'm not you! That looks painful!"
"Cumon, step it up!!!"
"Come on $player_killed, you're going too easy on me!"
"Come on $player_killed, I know you're better than this!"
"THAT DOESN'T HURT ME YOU MORON!"
"Oop, that was an accident."
"Whoops, my aim was off. Meant to hit $player_random_notself."
"EXTERMINATE!"

[KilledStrings]
"Oh dear."
"Oh no, not again."
"Stop it!"
"Ow, quit it!"
"Geez, calm down $player_killedby!"
"Nutbunnies."
"Darn!"
"Damn!"
"Crap!"
"Oops, I tripped!"
"D'oh, I missed!"
"NO FAIR! I didn't see you coming!"
"NO FAIR! I wasn't prepared!"
"NO FAIR! You're cheating!"
"NO FAIR! I'm really tall, so I'm easier to aim at!"
"PAIN!"
"$player_killedby! How DARE you interrupt me when I'm trying to look busy!?"
"/me hums one of the many variations of the Donkey Kong Country death music."
"/me whistles the Super Mario World death music."
"HEY, THAT WASN'T VERY NICE, $player_killedby!"
"Don't touch those!"
"Help! Somebody get this 'fruit ninja' off of my 'melons'!"

[RareRoamingStrings]
"Hey, at least I'm better than a recolour!"
"I never can understand what's so funny about 'pingas' jokes. I mean, the clever ones are good, but just 'PINGAS! PINGAS! PINGAS! PINGAS!'? That's just annoying."
"/me used Time Stopper!"
"I must be the only one who actually LIKES Mega Man's Lightning Bolt palette..."
"What? Think you'll ever see what's under this cloak of mine? NOPE! NEVER! NEVER EVER! NOT IN A MILLION YEARS!"
"So bored. Stupid Saxton servers. Everybody's over there now. I'm all alone."
"Let's see how you cope with my weapons of mass destruction!.... Oh dear, that sounded wrong, I didn't mean..."
"You know, I never really can figure out why I like that Mob Talker mod."
"/me whistles Totaka's Song."
"GET BLUE SPHERES! Wait, no, not my ones!"
"What are magical girls supposed to really do in the first place? Because I can't use my abilities like that if I dunno what to use 'em for."
"Hey, anyone remember Kiddy Kong? What about Chunky Kong? Swanky Kong?"
"At least you robots aren't completely ignoring me like everyone at my school does..."
"I can't even understand Japanese, but I like a few Japanese songs, what's with that?"
"AND SUDDENLY PETER DAVISON'S HEAD APPEARS OUT OF NOWHERE!"

[LosingRoamingStrings]
"Need to improve skills..."
"Whoa, you guys sure are good at this!"
"I know $player_inlead is gonna win..."
"I need to rethink my strategy..."
"Hey $player_inlead, just because you're winning now doesn't mean I can't beat you later!"
"BARF!"
"NO WAY! NO WAY! NO WAY! NO WAY?"

[RoamingStrings]
"what"
"Get a load of this!"
"GET BLUE SPHERES!"
"Gotta find the computer room... Where is it?"
"I feel sorry for $player_lastplace."
"I'M WAAAAAAAAAAAAAITING!!!"
"I wonder what's for DINNER?"
"I'm still rather chuffed up about being on the v4 dev team."
"What if..."
"$player_random_notself, DON'T TOUCH THAT!"
"/me knocks four times."
"/me is deep in concentration."
"/me whistles the Chemical Plant Zone theme."
"/me hums the Flying Battery Zone Act 1 theme."
"/me attempts to invent weird lyrics for the Waluigi Pinball theme."
"/me attempts to invent creative lyrics for the theme 'Snakey Chantey', from Donkey Kong Country 2."
"/me whistles the theme 'Treetop Tumble', from Donkey Kong Country 3 with surprising accuracy."
"/me hums the theme 'Fear Factory', from Donkey Kong Country."
"/me sings the DK Rap."
"I never knew that this random SNES conroller would be such a good weapon."
"$player_random_notself, would you like a Jelly Baby?"

[EnragedStrings]
"GET OUT!"
"This time I'm REALLY gonna nuke you pests!"
"AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHRGRHRGHGGHSDJFHGAJDSOFASDFBDNWHATWALUIGISDJGJAUBEESKNEESHISJDASIOJFHADFYUUKIJAIHFAKAQJSANICIMZINIBFIASODASLPASDI!"
"I have reached maximum pissed-offness!"
"Grrr, DON'T CALL ME CUTE! I'LL TEAR YOUR FACE OFF!!!"
"I'm gonna make popsicles outta you!"
"/me screams in blind rage."
"I have nothing to lose so I'm gonna do whatever it takes to take you down with me, $player_inlead!"
"I HAVE FURY!"
"DOI, SHOU!"
"Time to take out all my irritation and fury... ON YOU, $player_random_notself!"
"This is the last straw! Actually, I have more at home and they come in 4 colours, wow."
"Time for you to taste the wrath of 16-bit gaming glory!"

[DemoralizedStrings]
"It's no use, I'm gonna rank out!"
"My skills must be non-existent."
"You guys are no fun."
"Stop killing me!"
"/me cries a bit."
"/me sadly whistles the game over theme from the Game Boy Colour port of Donkey Kong Country."

[WinStrings]
"Wow, I won?"
"I must be good at this after all!"
"Haha, I'm the best!"
"I'm-a number ONE! Yahoo!"
"Too easy!"
"A winner is ME!"
"I won? How'd that happen?"
"I won? What an unexpected turn of events!"
"I won? I must be good at this FPS nonsense after all!"
"I won? What a pleasant surprise!"
"I knew there was a reason as to why Korby wanted me on the v4 dev team..."
"I GOT $player_random_notself! I WIN! I WIN I WIN!"
"/me hums one of the variations of Diddy Kong's victory theme from Donkey Kong Country 2."
"Meh. I won, who cares?"

[LoseStrings]
"I lost. Just as I thought."
"I knew I'd lose."
"Well, better luck next time!"
"Conglaturations, $player_inlead."
"Good game, $player_inlead."
"GAME OVER RETURN OF GANON"
"GAME OVER RETURN OF GANNON"
"Hey, I only lost because I have a headache!"
"I'll get you next time, $player_inlead!"
"Meh. I lost, who cares?"
"/me whistles the Mega Man 3 password music."
"I HATE THAT $player_inlead! I HATE THAT $player_inlead!"
"YOU ARE A SUPER PLAYER!!"
"YOU ARE SUPER PLAYER!!"

[RollComment]
"My , my, you sure are tall! And your face... it looks familiar..."

[The_Broker]

Another new version of MM8BDM and another set of Botchats! This set adds the robots of Mega Man & Bass, the Genesis Unit and one very mysterious robot!

Cold Man

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// Coldman

[IntroStrings]
"I must get this Dino DNA to safety!"
"Heavy load coming through!"

[FragStrings]
"Nobody's gonna slow down my delivery!"
"A frigid reception here."
"Rain or snow or *shudders* heat will not stop me!"
"No need to be so COLD to me!"

[KilledStrings]
"Do you want me to cool your head!?"
"Ugh! You're like El Niņo, too darn hot!"
"Watch it! I'm carrying precious Dino DNA!"

[RareRoamingStrings]
"I choose you, Cold Mist!"

[RoamingStrings]
"You can trust me to keep your frappuccino cool!"
"I'm getting FED UPS with these mail frauders."
"If I don't deliver this DNA, I'm liable to blow my top!"
"Time for you to pay... your S&H charges!"

[WinStrings]
"My precious cargo is safe and sound."
"The Dino DNA is delivered and without a chromosome out of place!"

[LoseStrings]
"My perfect parcel delivered count is ruined!"
"All of you ruined my delivery... AGH... *blows his top*"

[RollComment]
"I know you take your job seriously, Cold Man, but why the cold shoulder?"

Ground Man

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// Groundman

[IntroStrings]
"I've got a bad feeling about this match..."
"Nobody raids my caves and lives!"

[FragStrings]
"That frag belongs in a museum, And so do you!"
"I hope I drilled that into your head."
"Now get out of my caves!"
"Don't get in the way of my drill next time!"

[KilledStrings]
"Why didn't I just shoot you?"
"I could have fragged you if I had my REALLY big drills!"
"All this sand is throwing me off."

[RoamingStrings]
"I hate sand. I also hate underground water."
"It's not the years that counts, but the mileage."
"Knowledge is not my treasure, I prefer rare, valuable stuff."
"Dunno what I'll do, I'm making this up as I go."

[WinStrings]
"Ah, victory, the rarest find!"
"My ploys all paid off."

[LoseStrings]
"Sand... why did it have to be sand?"
"I would have won if my drills weren't clogged with sand."

[RollComment]
"Don't worry Ground Man, we cleaned up all of the sand piles."

Burner Man

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// Burnerman

[IntroStrings]
"I have to burn, I'll die if I don't!"
"I must follow King's orders, I'm so sorry!"

[FragStrings]
"I'm burning with youthful fire!"
"The burning... must go on!"
"Better safe than sorry, I must continue to burn!"
"There is no other way, I HAVE to do this!"

[KilledStrings]
"Please! Don't stop me now!"
"I don't want to self destruct! Let me burn the forests!"
"I'm a second closer to self destructing! Let me burn!"

[RareRoamingStrings]
"Could King be lying to me...? No! I can't think that. He wouldn't... couldn't!"

[RoamingStrings]
"Every day, I burn down a rainforest the size of a Soccer pitch. That may be an exaggeration."
"Gotta burn forests, gonna explode!... Gotta burn forests... gonna explode!"
"I can feel myself ticking! MUST.BURN.FASTER!!!"
"I hope you know that when you save the rainforest, you're basically murdering me."

[EnragedStrings]
"I REFUSE TO DIE! GET OUT OF MY WAY!"
"STAND ASIDE! THE TREES WILL BURN!"
"BURNING WILL NOT CONSUME ME!"

[WinStrings]
"I hope the bomb will be removed from me soon. Until then..."
"Another woodland burned... I hope everyone can forgive me someday."

[LoseStrings]
"Who wants to live forever, anyhow?"
"I'll be exploding any second now... King lied to me?!?!"

[RollComment]
"Did you really have to set fire to my potted plants, Burner Man?"

Pirate Man

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// Pirateman

[IntroStrings]
"Ahoy, ye robots! Prepare to be boarded!"
"It is useless to beg for mercy!"

[FragStrings]
"Aye! Avast!"
"Breath deep the smell of gunpowder and lit cannons!"
"The dread Pirate Man takes no prisoners!"
"With catlike tread, I have stolen upon ye!"

[KilledStrings]
"Did ye just fairly kill me?! Disgusting!"
"Next time, ye will find a cutlass in your back."
"Lucky I still have me good eye!"

[RareRoamingStrings]
"But... why is the rum oil gone?!"

[RoamingStrings]
"I've got meself a map! It'll lead me to buried treasure!"
"Arrr! What's so special about Shadow Man anyhow?"
"Cheating?! Me?! It's what pirates do!"
"I've GOT to have... mmmoneyyy!"
"Yo ho! Why not try the life of a pirate?"

[EnragedStrings]
"I won't lose to a bunch of fair players!"
"I'll keelhaul ye for this, goody twoshoes!"
"For that, ye'll walk the plank!"

[WinStrings]
"For this bad egg... tis a pirate's life for me!"
"Dive Man and his crew will never catch me!"

[LoseStrings]
"I'MMMM A CODFISH!!! *sobs*"
"I'll NEVER negotiate! Especially fairly!"

[RollComment]
"Just because you're a pirate doesn't mean you're free to do what you want!"

Dynamo Man

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// Dynamoman

[IntroStrings]
"Nobody's gonna mess with King's power generator."
"You'd better stand clear of me, or my force field may zap you."

[FragStrings]
"Frustrated much?"
"I don't blame you for dying. I am pretty tough."
"The schoolchildren I used to guide were stronger than you!"
"You're not even worth a recharge!"

[KilledStrings]
"You only managed that because I forgot to heal!"
"My force field must be faulty."
"I must be getting careless. Nothing a quick recharge can't fix!"

[RareRoamingStrings]
"I wish anybody could be my friend as in old times."

[RoamingStrings]
"I'll just take a snooze in my ceiling recharger..."
"Air Man isn't invincible, I AM!"
"Once you're exhausted from attacking me, I'll just recharge!"
"They should make a new game: Dynamo Man Powered Up!"

[WinStrings]
"Thanks to the power of dynamo, I can just keep going and going!"
"Don't you wish you could recharge like me?"

[LoseStrings]
"*helmet shatters* HOW?!!"
"I ran myself down... must... rechar-*power cuts out*"

[RollComment]
"Our power generators are getting a little low Dynamo Man. Could you recharge them?"

Magic Man

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// Magicman

[IntroStrings]
"Ladies and Gentlebots, please welcome... MAGIC MAN!"
"Now, I'll need a volunteer from the audience... to frag!"

[FragStrings]
"Can you detect the trick?!"
"For my next trick, I'll cut you in half!"
"No wonder you couldn't hear me! You had energy pellets in your ears!"
"Abra Kadabra! Hocus Pocus! Your body is now gone!"

[KilledStrings]
"Hey! Quit hogging the spotlight!"
"Stop spoiling my tricks!"
"I'll show you what REAL magic is!"

[RareRoamingStrings]
"AVADA KEDAVRA! Whoops, wrong magic."

[RoamingStrings]
"I hope Crystal Man can teach me more about fortunes."
"Nothing up my sleeves... PRESTO!"
"You bots need to get off stage while I prepare my next trick."
"Pick a card, any card! You have picked the ace of spades, the death card!"

[WinStrings]
"How did I do it? Well, I never reveal my tricks!"
"Ah, the sound of applause! I'm in Heaven!"

[LoseStrings]
"I don't see how this show could get any worse now."
"You revealed all of my tricks! I'm ruined..."

[RollComment]
"Magic Man, do you know how to pull a Robo-Rabbit from your hat?"

King

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// King

[IntroStrings]
"And so I proclaim, the age of King!"
"You dare rise against me? The human era is over. The robot era has come."

[FragStrings]
"You're in check."
"You should feel honored to be destroyed by the King!"
"I have no time to waste on you anymore!"
"Funny, but so very reckless..."

[KilledStrings]
"A unique strategy, but this match has just begun!"
"I underestimated you, I shall not make that mistake again."
"You're either with me or you're against me!"

[RoamingStrings]
"All robots are qualified to join the army of King!"
"Humankind's oppression of robots will end NOW!"
"Human sympathizers will NOT be tolerated!"
"I've seen the data for every robot, I know your weaknesses!"

[WinStrings]
"Long live the Robot Kingdom!!"
"That's check and mate."

[LoseStrings]
"You won... why do you fight so hard for these pitiful humans?"
"Just put me out of my misery!"

[RollComment]
"I'm glad that you've seen the good in humankind now King!"

Buster Rod G

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// BusterrodG

[IntroStrings]
"I am Buster Rod Sun Wukong, the Handsome Monkey King!"
"I've journeyed to the west for this fight."

[FragStrings]
"That was fun!"
"Eek eek! Monkey Magic!"
"I've climbed trees tougher than you!"
"Just try to escape my fiery-eyes golden-gaze."

[KilledStrings]
"I must have slipped on a banana peel."
"Mind your own monkey business!"
"Once I'm immortal, you'll be sorry!"

[RoamingStrings]
"Did I hear barking? I hate dogs."
"Quit monkeying around! That's my role."
"Scared of my staff, Ruyi Jingu Bang? You should be."
"Eek eek! OOK! I'm craving bananas!"

[WinStrings]
"My new title is Great Sage equal to Heaven!"
"Yes! I am immortal!"

[LoseStrings]
"Trapped for ANOTHER 5 centuries!"
"This is probably all Mega Water S' fault."

[RollComment]
"Buster Rod G, be careful you don't fall off any beds and bump your head!"

Mega Water S

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// MegawaterS

[IntroStrings]
"I am Mega Water Sha Wujing, the Sand Priest."
"This fight calls for a little brains!"

[FragStrings]
"I'll beat your pants off!"
"Whine some more, simpleton!"
"Brains over brawns works everytime."
"This is a good confidence builder."

[KilledStrings]
"Outsmarted by an idiot. Oh!"
"You won't get the drop on me again."
"Fool me once, shame on you!"

[RoamingStrings]
"For some cucumbers, I may let you live!"
"Would you rather settle this over a game of Weiqi?"
"I hope I'm smart enough to not mess up."
"Think I'm just a funny foreigner? Think again!"

[WinStrings]
"I am truly enlightened now."
"Please, transform me into the Golden-bodied Arhat!"

[LoseStrings]
"Who am I kidding, I wasn't smart enough to win..."
"This is another fine mess Buster Rod G has gotten me into."

[RollComment]
"I've been good. Honest! Don't drag me under water!"

Hyper Storm H

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// HyperstormH

[IntroStrings]
"I am Hyper Storm Zhu Bajie, the Cleanser of the Altars."
"Leave everything to me."

[FragStrings]
"You are indeed fragged."
"I could knock you over just by exhaling!"
"Puny bot! I'm only using half of my strength."
"I don't even need my nine-toothed rake to beat you!"

[KilledStrings]
"Keep trying, you won't hear me squeal!"
"Don't try to hog the fight! Not that I'm a pig!"
"Oink! Er I mean, ouch!"

[RoamingStrings]
"Oh-ho now, no need to flatter me! But keep doing it."
"I'm not porky! I'm just big boned is all."
"I'm so powerful, I need two health bars!"
"Why do I keep getting conned into buying fake Time Stoppers?"

[WinStrings]
"Maybe now they'll let me be the Heavenly Tumbleweed again."
"It's not my fault I'm the strongest, I don't even work out!"

[LoseStrings]
"Maybe I am just an idiot and a pig."
"This big piggy has to go wee wee wee all the way home."

[RollComment]
"Whenever you're around, I always smell bacon. Not that you're a pig or anything!"

Auto Unknown

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// Auto-Unknown

[IntroStrings]
"You've fought many bots... but can you fight THE UNKNOWN?!"
"Here comes a new challenger!"

[FragStrings]
"You cannot grasp the true form of my attacks, can you?"
"I'm nothing like you've fought before!"
"A secret frag! Secretly delivered to you!"
"Nothing can damage mysteries, nor met helmets!"

[KilledStrings]
"Whoa! That almost knocked off my helmet."
"Don't ruin the mystery, ponder it instead!"
"Strangely enough, I have been fragged."
"I'll be more enigmatic next time."

[RoamingStrings]
"Who knows what face lurks beneath this helmet of met? THE UNKNOWN KNOWS!"
"Bots beware! I could strike you at anytime from anywhere..."
"I come not to scare but to bewilder and save the world, so fear not fellow Humans!"
"Sorry, but my honestly heroic helmet makes me too strong."

[WinStrings]
"Who was that helmeted bot anyhow? I'll tell you who: THE VICTOR!"
"Mysterrrrrious victory!"

[LoseStrings]
"Who would have thought that a true mystery could be busted?"
"Be sure to spend those hard earned bolts at that very awesome and handsome Auto's shop!"

[NES Boy]

I have an intro string for MM9's Plug Man:

"Let's get it done quickly! There's a sale at Big Eddie's!"

[The_Broker]

I have an intro string for MM9's Plug Man:

"Let's get it done quickly! There's a sale at Big Eddie's!"

That's a pretty clever one, I forgot all about the Big Eddie.

[Demendes]

Since there's a good chance that MMV will be also made, I got a couple for some Stardroids.

Jupiter:

Intro String:
Shooting, for the stars! Cruise the speed of light!

Frag String:
Yes, I'm ridin', ridin' on the wind!

Roaming string:
How do you like them apples, Gyro Man?

Win String:
I am indestructible! I feel even Air Man should kneel in front of me!

Saturn:

Roaming string:
Video games are bad, you should all feel bad!

Lose string:
Huh. Oh well, let's see what I can do with my money. Wait, I'm all short!

Uranus:

Lose string:
UUAAARGH!!! *flips table*

[Metallix]

"Time for you to pay... your S&H charges!"

"It's not the years that counts, but the mileage."
"Sand... why did it have to be sand?"

"I hope you know that when you save the rainforest, you're basically murdering me."

"I've GOT to have... mmmoneyyy!"
"I'MMMM A CODFISH!!! *sobs*"

"AVADA KEDAVRA! Whoops, wrong magic."

"Why do I keep getting conned into buying fake Time Stoppers?"

Kudos to you, Broker. Some real gems this time around, and it's been a while since I got a laugh from the bots. The Indy lines and the Gen-Unit's chats are spot-on.

Auto Unknown

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// Auto-Unknown

[IntroStrings]
"You've fought many bots... but can you fight THE UNKNOWN?!"
"Here comes a new challenger!"

[FragStrings]
"You cannot grasp the true form of my attacks, can you?"
"I'm nothing like you've fought before!"
"A secret frag! Secretly delivered to you!"
"Nothing can damage mysteries, nor met helmets!"

[KilledStrings]
"Whoa! That almost knocked off my helmet."
"Don't ruin the mystery, ponder it instead!"
"Strangely enough, I have been fragged."
"I'll be more enigmatic next time."

[RoamingStrings]
"Who knows what face lurks beneath this helmet of met? THE UNKNOWN KNOWS!"
"Bots beware! I could strike you at anytime from anywhere..."
"I come not to scare but to bewilder and save the world, so fear not fellow Humans!"
"Sorry, but my honestly heroic helmet makes me too strong."

[WinStrings]
"Who was that helmeted bot anyhow? I'll tell you who: THE VICTOR!"
"Mysterrrrrious victory!"

[LoseStrings]
"Who would have thought that a true mystery could be busted?"
"Be sure to spend those hard earned bolts at that very awesome and handsome Auto's shop!"

and this just makes the game 35% better

[The_Broker]

You are very kind Mr. Metallix! (Note that that particular Burner Man line was Mr. Brotoad's suggestion)

In regards to the Genesis Unit, I might be editing out Megawater S' "-wa" accent due to how he was portrayed in the main storyline (I made the Genesis Unit botchats quite a while ago.) Just waiting to hear from Mr. Ivory on if I should go ahead.

[NES Boy]

In regards to the Genesis Unit, I might be editing out Megawater S' "-wa" accent due to how he was portrayed in the main storyline (I made the Genesis Unit botchats quite a while ago.) Just waiting to hear from Mr. Ivory on if I should go ahead.

Speaking of editing the botchats, Grenade Man's botchat made a common error regarding Zero Wing quotes:



Here's the original quote:



What I'm trying to say is, he should be saying "up me", not "me up".

[The_Broker]

What I'm trying to say is, he should be saying "up me", not "me up".

Well, if the dev team okays my edited Mega Water S botchat (as well as editing up the inconsistent periods in all of the Genesis Unit's botchats), I'll throw in that little fix! Thank you for pointing that out sir!

[Ivory]

You are free to do any sort of updating as you wish. Just be sure to pass them back to me when they are updated.

[The_Broker]

You are free to do any sort of updating as you wish. Just be sure to pass them back to me when they are updated.

Thank you very much sir! I've updated Cloud Man's botchat (revamped his dialogue to better fit his info card), fixed Grenade Man and Buster Rod G's botchats and fixed and slightly updated Mega Water S' botchat (again, just some slight changes to better fit his info card)

[Demendes]

Is there a thread here where all of the complete bot-chats/taunts are in? (The ones from MM1-MM6)
They're a little interesting to read.

[The_Broker]

Is there a thread here where all of the complete bot-chats/taunts are in? (The ones from MM1-MM6)
They're a little interesting to read.

Not that I'm aware of. I guess (if I get permission) I could upload a document containing all of them to something like Pastebin and post a link in my first post.

[fortegigasgospel]

You can read them all via slade

[Demendes]

You can read them all via slade

Yep, I can see them via that program. Thanks.