MM8BDM Funnies

[SmashTheEchidna]

We were in Quick Man's stage. I went into the corner room with the hole that leads to another area as a zombie, and Kenny and someone else was there. I chased them around for a bit, and Kenny tried to escape through the hole. At the same time, I went in after him and we got stuck in there on eachother. I infected him, and then footstool jumped him to get back out of the hole and infect the other guy.

Then later in CTF, I was escorting someone with the flag to the enemy base. (One flag CTF.) As we got to the higher entrance, he went inside while I jumped down in the open and started firing Metal Blades like crazy, getting everyone's attention while my partner scored perfectly. Of course I died, but it was worth it. And I took a few people down with me too. (I also got the highest amount of frags out of anyone in that match)

I felt awesome doing that.

[Turbodude]

I was playing TLMS, and one weapon given was Stoneman's.
I was running into somebody while using it, and it just show happened s/he had the same weapon equipped. So we both use it, and we both get fragged at the same time.

Good times.

[SmashTheEchidna]

The Rush threw me out the window of Mr. X's stage when I was a zombie. No Wind Storm involved. I had a few seconds at the bottom of the cliff, spazzing out from the attack before I just died.

[Flandre Scarlet]

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Another funny thing about teleporters happened to me last night. Or rather, it didn't happen to me, I just happened to be watching it.

I was playing roboenza in Dr. Cossack's stage. I had already died, so I just spectated the match and watched from above. I was following this one guy around.(forgot who) He went into a teleporter. I followed him to the teleporter destination. He was sitting there with skull barrier on! Eventually, a zombie came by and went into the teleporter. As you probably guessed, they got fused. They started squirming around trying to detach themselves, but it didn't work. Eventually skull barrier wore off and the zombie angrily infected the other guy. After that they just sat there hopelessly.


And then Flash Man(I think it was Sick Sad World) came into the teleporter and telefragged both of them without even stopping to notice. It was quite funny.

You know, I've readed this, and suddenly I bursted out laughing, and kept laughing for two straight minutes. Now, I dont feel so fine. Oy...

[Hallan Parva]

THIS happened to me yesterday. I was the guy with Flash Stopper, lol

And I got away with it three more times, too. Perfect victory. 4-0, no deaths.

[Prosecutor Godot]

Okay, so I was at Fire Man's just now. After a failed attempt to dodge a zombie since a totem got in my way, I just wandered about chasing down the last guy. He passed me by twice before he came back up the stairs the third time, and as he killed the only other zombie remaining and was to engage me in an epic chase, he jumped into the lava on the right coming up the stairs. I, a zombie, had "won" that round.

I found that hilarious.

[Tetrahesive]

I'm playing Roboenza, and I happen to be the zombie on Spark Man's stage. There are about 12~15 other people here, and I stupidly back into a corner. Someone traps me with Item-1, and they all start shooting (oh god) Crash Bombs at me. After my health is half gone, I stop my usual attempts to escape and go wild on the keyboard. Just as I die, I accidentally press the poorly-placed spectate key.

I didn't infect anyone, and the round wasn't over yet. They had to call a vote to get to another stage.
I apologized, but I was still rolling on the floor halfway through the next game.

[SmashTheEchidna]

I have a few.

Don't remember which stage it was, (think it was Fire Man's.) but it was roboenza mode. I happened to get into trouble with a crafty, dangerous zombie who almost got me like 3 times. I ended up running back to everyone else, who were camping together, and fired several times wildly into the air while running towards them. That's pretty much the way I sound the alarm. However, everyone just stared at me.
Teammate: "...."
Me: "...."
There was no trace of the zombie anywhere. I scratched my head sheepishly, but I KNOW there was a zombie behind me.

Gyro Man's stage. The game started, and I jumped onto the gyro pad and shot myself from the center of the stage to the side-RIGHT as Rose turned into the lead Zombie. (Who by the way is quite known to be the main cause of me getting infected.) "Holy CRAP! AAUGH, No NO NOO!!" I immediately jumped on the other gyro pad and started running frantically. After I jumped on like 3 Gyro pads, Rose and Jafar smacked into eachother in the air and fell down. Turns out, I don't think she even noticed me. Another sheepish moment.
Another time in Gyro Man's stage, I was playing on the gyro pads, spinning around wildly the entire time until the virus was contained. Some guys were watching, and found it rather amusing when I got dizzy and fell over, giggling. (not literally, but yeah. XD)


"I am the terror, that FLAPS in the night! I am the jailor, that throws away the key! I am-"
*zombie comes in out of nowhere and infects me*

"......The guy who gets caught way too easily."

Another incident, The server was lagging badly. Things were really off for me, and I couldn't even walk straight. I then ended up going along with it. I began walking around like a drunker. shooting at random things, spinning around randomly, walking into walls, and overall acting strange.
"Smash is feeling kind of strange..."
"Smash is feeling Funky!"
People were looking at me all funny, getting weirded out. Mainly Kapus, who said my attack patterns were increasingly getting stranger. I actually got a zombie once, and I infected a lot of people when I was a zombie too. My drunken, unpredictable behavior caught quite a few people off guard. I was laughing so hard that time.

((Deathmatch and CTF))
"I am the terror, that FLAPS in the night! I am the rhinestones on the jumpsuit of justice! I am Darkwing Duck!" *someone comes and blows me up* "...I'm also dead."

In a cheat server today, People spawned an army of Tango's in the lower area of Crash Man's stage. I looked down there, thinking "Oh my god..." Figures someone with Gravity Hold would come and throw me in there.

[ice]

one night I was playing roboenza, I'm not exactly sure why, but ALOT of people (almost everyone) had a vendeta on me that night. I was in gravityman's stage and someone tried to item1 me before I could reach the camp tower, but his plan faild, soon after they item 1'd me when I was standing on the edge hoping the zombie would grab me XD

oddly, they seem to stop shooting when a zombie goes after me :/ not sure why they were doing that as I rarely ever fire scince I hide first shoot later (or shoot randomly and haul ass)

[SmashTheEchidna]

In roboenza mode again, we were running from the lead zombie in Wily's Other Kastle. And just when the zombie was catching up, Muzaru used an Item 1 on me and trapped me. The zombie went RIGHT past me and caught him instead.

I hope you've learned something from this.  

[tsukiyomaru0]

In roboenza mode again, we were running from the lead zombie in Wily's Other Kastle. And just when the zombie was catching up, Muzaru used an Item 1 on me and trapped me. The zombie went RIGHT past me and caught him instead.

I hope you've learned something from this.  

I guess he thought: Hmm... No, too easy!

[SmashTheEchidna]

Actually, now that I remember it, Someone else put an item 1 on Muzaru right after he did that to me. Assuming they did that as a sort of "Take THAT" for what he did to me. So if I was too easy, he would have been too. I think it was just teaching him a valuable lesson.  

[linklock]

In roboenza mode again, we were running from the lead zombie in Wily's Other Kastle. And just when the zombie was catching up, Muzaru used an Item 1 on me and trapped me. The zombie went RIGHT past me and caught him instead.

I hope you've learned something from this.  

I guess he thought: Hmm... No, too easy!

I think that was me.

[ice]

I was playing ctf on woodmans revenge map and I was running back to my base, but when I went under the waterfall I saw both flags just sitting there next to each other. All I could say was "...............huh" and long story short those 2 flags won us the game

[ice]

For some reason in tlms, my team was heavily outnumbered every single match. (keep in mind that deathwind's server forces you to pick at random), it gotten so bad I changed my name to OutnumberedMan (weapon, attack magnet)