MM8BDM Funnies

[Duora Super Gyro]

Three funny moments in the rebalanced classes saxton hale server

I was camping as metalman in front of a wily logo while someone as ghost of starman was running around killing everyone, he came to me and attempted to suuper jump to where I was and I stopped him with my alt twice, he came back later with his rage, and completely missed me, he then killed the last survivor except for me and I managed to win.

Another funny moment was at woodman remix against gilgamish, I changed my name to Sylveon part way through, and went after the hale, I was in his face shooting him with metal blades with a few other behind me when the hale got his rage, he used his rocket punch thing immediately and both fists went right passed me and killed everyone behind me, I ignored it and continued shooting.

Last moment was at darkman's castle, I died part way through and the only survivor left was a slashman, the hale was really low on health so he attempted to jump off the cliff near the g-hold, when the slashman decided he wasnt gonna let the match end like that. The slashman dashed off the cliff after the hale and killed him in midair. half the server was amazed

[Magnet Dood]

I was just dueling Turbo on Tengu Man's stage when I wanted to stop since my heart was beating a little too fast.

Muzaru: "Go easy on him Turbo, it's his first time."
Me: "I'm just getting a little excited- wait a minute"

Cue sexual jokes up the wazoo.

[MrL1193]

I think I may have set some sort of record for "fastest frag ever scored" today.

I was playing Class TLMS as Top Man and we were on the Stone Man stage. You know how if you get too caught up in playing during the pre-game warmup, you might immediately run into a hazard you start next to when the countdown ends? Well, pretty much the opposite happened to me. I happened to be holding the fire button when the match started, which caused me to instantly use Top Man's spin dash. The result: I go careening into the poor guy who started right next to me, fragging him literally within the first second of the match.

Needless to say, my victim was considerably less amused than I was. :P

[Knux]

I think Reidakk also pulled that off once. Not sure, though.

[Goomba98]

Turn on sv_fastweapons 2 and use Stone Man or Aqua Man. Do it. Especially with Aqua Man's Water Balloon.

[kirbologist]

I was playing blue bomber bed & breakfast online. I noticed that whenever I hide in the bushes as Search Man, people just randomly shoot at any of the bushes. Regardless, they always managed to kill me. So I got this idea to plant bushes in front of random gates. I would hide behind those gates and whenever I hear someone shooting at the same bushes believeing someone was in them, I would come out and ambush them with homing snipers.

Later as Crash Man, some other guy as a Search Man tried to hied in the bushes, but I used Crash Bombs to kill them. That was one of the easiest frags ever.

[Rui]

when i'm down i just remember how earlier today in classes duel i set myself on random to see if i would find a class that would fit my play style and i got flash man (or at least i think, i've only played like 4 classes up to now shh) and i thought i was Skull man cus i had the little white buster and shot the yellow pellet fast and everything so i asked like "am i skull man omg" and ppl were like "yes" and it wasn't until now that i realized i was flash man i think cus i remember using that flash attack and like what the heck skull doesn't do a flash attack wow

[Swordkirby]

I think I saw cutmanmike on a march of the metools server.

[Zard1084]

I think I saw cutmanmike on a march of the metools server.

and that's funny how?

[Swordkirby]

I think I saw cutmanmike on a march of the metools server.

and that's funny how?

I dunno  :?

[SINISTAR BRAZIL]

in the march of mets,i was a met
i was almost reaching at the crystal
whan a stoneman spawnkills me

[Hilman170499]

I got a good one, also about March of the Metools:

IT'S THE GREAT SNAIL RACE!
Explanation: If there is only one player on each team, they both turn into Mets regardless. Without any extra obstacles for either of them, they're basically racing to the goal crystals, plus most CTF maps are symmetrical, making a practically identical route for each team. Also, add the fact that Mets are slow and can hide in their helmets(shells) for protection.

[<geminibro>]

Justified Classes terminator yesterday.

That was hilarious.

[SmashTheEchidna]

I know, saxton hale funnies are old, but honestly this one thing made me crack up. Dio Flash was telefragged in the beginning of a match. Pretty embarrassing, right?
Suddenly, Time Stopper.
Embarrassment immediately turns to humiliation. You can't argue that he had that coming though. It's almost as if his own rage were completely turned back on him.

[MrL1193]

Been a while since I posted a funny, but this one really made me laugh. And yes, it's from Saxton. Sue me.

The map was IDM19 (Beneath the Well), and the boss was Super Macho Man. There were water currents all over the place, which caused some shenanigans during the fight, including Super Macho Man killing off a survivor by stunning him and letting the current carry him into a pit. Eventually, there was just one survivor left with Super Macho Man only on his second life, but since he got the Drain Rune, he was able to survive for quite some time. After some fierce fighting in the water, he managed to knock down Super Macho Man for the second time in the fight.

And that was when we all realized that the water current still affects players while Super Macho Man's knockdown/button mashing recovery sequence is playing out.

Oops.

Cue both the survivor and Super Macho Man being unavoidably swept off into a pit and the boss winning by default.