What if video games were real?

[TERRORsphere]

If Halo were realistic the 2 ton armor would break your bones.

I can't stand quotes like this. THE GRAVITY IS DIFFERENT ON HALO THAN IT IS ON EARTH!

[Max]

JESUS PEOPLE YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS SHIT

[KillerChair]

Mega Man is running off to beat Dr. Wily, when he suddenly runs into Team Rocket! Team Rocket's pokemon all attack at once, killing Mega Man, and leaving Dr. Wily victorious

But Pokemon trainer calls out a Pikachu, beats them and heroes advance to Dr. Wily's Castle. Suddenly, Koopa Klown Kar flies into the Skull Castle. Heroes encounter Mario and they advance to Wily's Fortress...

Sounds like a Smash bros style game  
I really think megaman needs to be in a new smash bros game.

[Max]

Apparently he was planned for Brawl but Capcom said no?

That's rumors for you.

[Korby]

If Halo were realistic the 2 ton armor would break your bones.

I can't stand quotes like this. THE GRAVITY IS DIFFERENT ON HALO THAN IT IS ON EARTH!

B-B-But I didn't say that...

[LlamaHombre]

If life were like video games our prison system would be even more shoddy

see: Phoenix Wright

[Camo Yoshi]

Lol.

If Doom was real... we'd be screwed.

Although it'd be badass if Wolfenstein 3D was real.

"Only one American man saved us from the Nazis... and that man... was B. J. Blazkowitz..."

[copycat]

I believe all of the points listed on this blog came from a poster my brother owns a copy of, but they are especially funny if you're over a certain age.  One of them was touched on in that "If They Were Real."

Speaking of Egoraptor's work, under no conditions would I ever want The Sims to be real.

If Japanese RPGs were real (not necessarily only the good ones), you get College Saga.

Street Fighter: The Later Years fills a similar niché.