Minecraft related shiz.

[Jman]

My main gripes for this update:

New sprint is annoying
New hunger system is annoying
Nerfs to health regen and healing potions are bs
ZOMBIES ALL OVER THE GOD DAMNED PLACE
And saddles have limited availability.

[leoalex50]

whats the x and z of spawn i kinda lost my way (i got lost in a cave )

[FTX6004]

whats the x and z of spawn i kinda lost my way (i got lost in a cave )

I gave you an Arrow with torchs that points the way to the Town.

EDIT: Behold the king of DinnerBone!

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[Laggy Blazko]

Is it weird that i'm getting lag spikes OFFLINE?!

[Balrog]

Is it weird that i'm getting lag spikes OFFLINE?!

No. From what I heard Minecraft's coding is shit, never mind the unavoidable overhead of a JVM. Some guy implemented the engine in native code and it ran like 5 times faster.

[Jatea]

So stuff happened with 1.6
The first day Michael had to be OP and we made a nether portal before the 1st night, so he rushed into hell and found a nether fortress. He found goodies there.
Then after the 1st night of lack of food, we started building the town and gathering resources until it became a town.

The Town of Nova Toidtopia.

in other words, here's a screenshot dump, enjoy
it's a big one

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Chickens are dumb

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uh ok

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well then

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is that true

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Escalation of the Dong

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The first time Elena ever gave a gift to anyone

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Construction of the Doctor Freeman Memorial Obelisk
hint: freeman found dirt

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A little memento for Elena

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Thunder's whorse doesn't like me

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So that's where Myroc's Abaddon went

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Carpet Stacker

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Carpet Stacker II

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The Caleb Felderson Memorial Bridge (and my mountain)
rip Fusion Labs 20XX-20XX

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Toid Wars VI: Return of the Pimps

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GBT sure knows how to make a scary crowballtoid

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Super Torch Guys

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who put a waterslide up my mountain

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TGOT and his majestic Stallion Equestrian Slave

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free boots woo

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He ain't a slave for nothin'

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No you can't come in here with that

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this is why we don't hang people

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Lego I am not getting in the bed with you

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Some farm

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Yeah get out

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Who said any of you were invited

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get out pls

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pls

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Barley no save yourselffff

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Get the hell out of my storage room

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dinnerboner

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Who said you could mess with my gravity

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I don't want that

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whoarder

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uh hi

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oh thanks

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This degraded quickly

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Oh sure I'll go get that Thunder guy
I need to go pay for TMOT's college fund

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Myroc, Evil Hoarder of Snow Golems

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We buried Swift good
even though it's not his grave

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Pumpkin bros

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Spikeboy's house now has hair

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Hey Gumball, how's it going?

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oh yeah

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Fuck you Swift
These are my signs

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Elena's Hellside Fortress
now with more squid juice

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My prized logs

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Kesha is evil

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Even in Nova Toidtopia
we celebrate the birth of a separate nation
with Patriotic Chicks

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Setting up the rotten flesh & gravel prank for our beloved Elena

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Exiting Stage Left

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Is it

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It's exciting

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I can't make it

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Thanks to my faulty vision
I'm seeing a different kind of art

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historic

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Those haunting eyes
They smell like ketchup

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How did that horse get up there

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A fine name for a fine horse

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You will not present your ass to me in this household, mister

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I quit

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Thunder's horse is OP

yeah
the creation of Nova Toidtopia was good
it shall set the stage for several future adventures to come

But where did that Elena person wander off to...

[Myroc]

63 screenshots and not a single one covering my wall of titles. Shame on you, TGOT.

[Jatea]

You can go drink soup, Myroc
you Archdeacon of Dickery

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That's a lot of titles

[Magikarp]

so derpit joined this morning and things happened

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me confirmed for occasional jackass

i'm still laughing

[DarkAura]

To war.

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[Beed28]

There is a screenshot button (it's F2, btw). It would be much cleaner than taking photos of the screen.

[DarkAura]

X360 version, used my 3DS to take a pic of it

[Beed28]

Ahh, either I didn't know about that or I forgot.

[Gumballtoid]

So Jman, TGOT, Watzup, Blaze and I did things. After Ketchup and I rounded up some Eyes of Ender, we made a beeline for the stronghold and went off to the End. We killed the Ender Dragon with little trouble (only one death on account of Endermen).

Unfortunately, we broke the egg and it teleported off to who knows where. And on top of that, Jman and I are in End limbo on account of some Bukkit-related thing??? Creepy as hell when you can see blocks being broken but the person breaking them is idle, as well as all the Endermen.

[Laggy Blazko]

Aw, I missed the party. Oh well, at least I heard the fireworks, heheh.