The Love Affair Between Kirbu and Wil! (story by Wil)

[Wil]

The Love Affair Between Kirbu and Wil

Chapter 1

Kirbu always wanted something more in his life, but the members that he had tried to have relationships with (Celebi, Brotoad, Yellow Devil, Agent Snakeman, Travis, everyone else ever) turned out to be failures of a sort. So Kirbu had to go travelling to find his soulmate guy.
Kirbu FELL FOR HOURS before he finally found the thing he was looking for. It was MEGA MAN 8-BIT DEATHMATCH! Nobody had ever heard of it on Cutstuff forums before. So, he went on a server and then came upon a guy named "Wil".
"Wil" was a angry guy who didn't talk and kept shooting Kirbu to death whenever Kirbu tried to start a conversation. Kirbu persisted though, "Wil! This is not war! Let's talk!"
"What? This is war," replied Wil, who decided to use Air Shooter to shoot at Kirbu now.
"No, this is LIFE!" said Kirbu, respawning for the 50th time.
And this was the beginning of a relationship that would last forever and ever.

TO BE CONTINUED

[MagicKoopa-Marc]

AMAZING i cannot wait for part too keep it up it was awesome i have so many questions arg *head explodes*

[Wil]

Chapter 2

Kirbu realized he had finally found his soulmate. He found himself daydreaming about Wil and various parts of Wil. Nearly every day, Kirbu went onto that server to battle Wil, but he never fought Wil, he stood by and allowed Wil to take advantage of him. He hoped that maybe Wil would grow an attachment to him though this.
One day, Wil finished another game of 50-0 DM with Kirbu, and he said "Can you get some of your friends to play?"
And Kirbu said, "Why?"
"Because you suck and I need to battle with people."
Kirbu's heart broke into a million pieces. Kirbu disconnected, crying ashamedly and running as fast as he could. Running, running. He thought what he and Wil had was special, but Wil just wanted a battle partner, and that was someone Kirbu could not be.
Suddenly, Kirbu slammed into the body of someone and fell over. Hastening to wipe the tears from his eyes, Kirbu tried to look tough at the newcomer who he could not see (due to the tears).
"Are you okay?" A voice said.
Kirbu blinked and the person he slammed into came into focus. It was a manly man guy. Kirbu wondered what he was doing here, but he found that he didn't really care. Kirbu was getting feelings for this person almost immediately.
"Are you okay? My name is Phoba."

TO BE CONTINUED AGAIN

[Phoba555]

Oh no..
And so it begins... *sniff*

[Kirbu]

The worst part is I don't even remember doing this :/

[Wil]

Chapter 3

Kirbu allowed himself to be brought to his feet by Phoba. Dazed, wondering what to do, he fell over again. Phoba helped him up again, and this time Kirbu managed to remain standing.
"What are you doing out here?" Phoba asked, and Kirbu felt a chill as Phoba looked him up and down.
"I was running.." Kirbu said, blushing furiously. He had never had so much trouble talking to someone before, not even that time when he and Brotoad were in love.
"Well, I just was standing here when you bumped into me," Phoba said awkwardly. He looked around as if wishing he were someone else. Kirbu looked puzzledly at him. Phoba slowly backed away, but Kirbu stepped with him.
Phoba ran, ran as fast as he could, but Kirbu caught up with him and pinned him down to the ground. Phoba struggled as Kirbu began kissing his neck. "What the hell is wrong with you!?" Phoba shouted, continuing to struggle against Kirbu's iron grip.
Suddenly, Kirbu was pulled up by the back of the shirt and pushed onto the ground by someone. Kirbu gazed up at the person, but suddenly someone was on top of him. Kirbu felt a jolt, it was... But, no..
"Hello, Kirbu."

TO BE CONTINUED AGAIN AGAIN

[Korby]

Why do I think I know who is about to be introduced?

[KillerChair]

This is so wrong in so many ways  

I enjoy lol'ing at this though. Like i enjoy lolling at a ton of other things.

[Max]

Waiit I don't want to be in a relationship with you  

Why would you even try me?

[Wartorn]

wut is wrong with u ppl

[VGS2]

Thank goodness I'm not popular yet.
Making out with you guys would seriously be awkward, no offense.

[KillerChair]

^ This... Thank god its just a fanfic huh?

[Phoba555]

I'm.. popular..?
I don't think that's the case, he's probably putting most of the forum memebers in random spots of the story.

[KillerChair]

Oh god...

[TrueTenguMan]

wut is wrong with u ppl

Wat do you mean " U ppl"