The Love Affair Between Kirbu and Wil! (story by Wil)

[Korby]

Despite how drastically unrealistic it is for me to actually swear, this is a fanfic and I guess I have no power over you.

Anyway, I still love this thing to death. It rocks.

[brotoad]

i for one don't understand whats wrong with me or the author, as this is truley a complex tale of romance and suspence!

[Wil]

i see my work as a combination of stylistic suck and bad writing, however, it does sort of hurt to be called insane for this.

ill edit korbys lines later and from now on, ill ask what youd say or do in the situation

[Lio]

I myself didn't say your writing sucks or needs to improve. I liked it, it was entertaining and funny, so please don't let my comments, or anyone elses, discourage you. If someone called you insane, they're just obviously in denial or want to have an internet tough guy image.

[Wil]

multiple edits made to most recent chapter

[KillerChair]

This fanfic is a good laugh for me and i like seeing how people write...

I was thinking of story writing myself though i get stuck on dialogues.

So this brings a smile and interest from me.  

[Wil]

edited to be a story and not a fanfic of which it is not

from here on the story focuses on Wil and Kirbu with alternating chapters, where the storylines briefly cross over sometimes. More characters and their stories may be added as time goes on.

While this was originally a silly parody homosexual love fanfic, I am now putting effort into it (although admittedly less than if i was really serious). The storyline is now that Wil is on the run and Kirbu is lookin' for love in all the wrong places

also, took out mention of the girl (Wing)'s name, since I thought it was dumb of her to give herself a random codename and if i ever use her again then i'll have thought of a better name to use

[Wil]

Chapter 9 - Wil

Wil never really learned how to drive. The other two discovered this after they saw him behind the wheel. It was pandemonium, bodies flying everywhere, things crashing, explosions, screams, among other things. When Phoba glanced back, the bodies flying everywhere part turned out to be false and it was just people running and not dying horribly. The screaming was there, however.

"Where are we?" Wil wondered aloud, narrowly avoiding hitting a solid brick wall. "No idea." said Korby, trying hard not to look out the front window or hear the loud sounds. "Well, let's go find somewhere to go. Where should we go, man?" Wil turned his head to Korby, but he quickly turned it back after Korby's pleas to watch the road. Korby considered this before saying, "I know this place we can hide out for a while. It's over in Cossack Sector, by the Conveniently Placed Weapons Depot." "The CPWD? Hey, we can get guns there..." Wil mused, while Korby restarted yelling at him to watch the road.

Suddenly, there was a sharp turn and the car flew directly off the path. Everyone in the car started screaming at the top of their lungs as the car flew down, almost in slow motion. It was so long a fall the car had the time to turn completely around, and when it landed, it was on it's wheels. Wil had been slamming the brakes like a madman and had then been smashing the gas, so when they hit they shot forward like a bullet.

Wil swiftly swerved out of the way of a wall, and ran into a bizzarely placed ramp, where they flew over a river, landing eventually and startlingly back on the highway. Everyone was frozen in their seat for about 60 seconds, presumably thinking 'Oh my god, that just happened!' over and over in their heads. Eventually, they slowly looked at each other, and Wil regained cool and said, "S-so, Cossack Sector?"

They drove some more in silence, before ending up in Cossack Sever. After a bit longer, they eventually made it to the safehouse. Wil looked inside cautiously. It was a one bedroom flat, with oddly two bathrooms. Most of the house was the living room which led to a small kitchen. The bedroom appeared small, the Bed and TV were the only things in it besides a large cabinet. The house appeared as though someone had lived there until recently.

"Who lives here?" Wil asked, looking around and stashing his gun. The TV was hooked up to a Dreamcast and basic cable. "Oh, this place was my half-brother's, Kirbu. He went on a journey or something and said 'Korby, if you're ever on the run from the law, here's a key to my place.'". Wil looked around at him. The name Kirbu seemed familiar... He suddenly remembered it was that annoying guy's name. He looked around with more disdain.

[Wil]

Chapter 10 - Kirbu

Kirbu was in rather large trouble because he was about to be murdered. Well, that's a lie because he was totally murdered like 5 seconds ago. Didn't you guys see that? Oh, right, text, not video. So, Kirbu was murdered.

Why was he murdered? Eh, who really cares? Probably for some wacky reason. Anyway, on to business. Since Kirbu is totally dead, now we're going to

Karbi

Karbi is, of course, Korby's half-second-cousin twice removed. He's also super sexy rather dashing. Karbi was just going to visit his aunt Kurba when he was hit by a car and nearly died. This was probably Wil's car but this was equally unlikely since nobody saw the contents of the car.

So there Karbi lay, dead on the sidewalk. Except he wasn't dead. He had god mode turned on, so he was bleeding like a madman but somehow still alive. He got up, dusted himself off, shined himself off real nice, turned himself sideways, and walked off in a different direction.

He went to go get a coffee and the lady there flirted with him so much that he got 7 coffees for everything off, which unfortunately meant that she wanted him to take everything off. Karbi wasn't really good at refusing sexual encounters, so they went somewhere to do something and then the next morning Karbi was able to leave and continue his walking.

He then ran into the mail lady, who invited him into the nearest house for a cup of hot coffee. Crying sadly, Karbi agreed and 16 hours later was able to leave (after having to buy the house from the original owners and then putting it back up for sale).

And so it went for a week, Karbi walking and ending up being seduced by random women. After this week, he was walking when he was hit by another car, this time the same color. The people inside stopped and came out however, unlike the other car. There was this one guy with brown hair, another which looked vaguely familiar, and another guy who had black hair. They discussed briefly stashing the body (not realizing that Karbi was watching them with mild interest) before deciding to leave.

And so Karbi continued to walk.

[Wil]

accompany art for chapter 10



here's a lovely one of the main cast

[Wil]

aww, no responce? i guess you've all been speechless since the last chapter <3

[KillerChair]

Are you even still working on this?  

[Wil]

no not really :3

[RainsLikeSnow]

You should put me in it
Kids book May I say

[Wil]

holy hell what the fuck is this

can someone lock this :0