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Warning: This post contains interestingly interesting sights of wild flamingos that baby children cannot handle. Viewer discretion is advised.I PRESENT TO YOU ALL TODAYA MIRACLE IN THE FORM OF A SINGLE .PK3 FILE, KENKORU AND I HAVE CREATED WHAT MANY ASPIRE TO BECOME.ITS NAME DOES NOT COME IN THE FORM OF "GRAVITY BEETBOOD", "BASS.EXE", or "THAT ENEMY IN SPARK MAN'S STAGE I'M TOO DRUNK ON LSD TO REALIZE NOT MANY PEOPLE ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT". NO.TODAY, I PRESENT.THOSE OF YOU SQUARISH OR JUST TOO PANSY ENOUGH TO WITHSTAND SUCH BEAUTY, TURN AWAY NOW BEFORE THE SHEER SIGHT OF BRILLIANCE BLINDS YOU (click to show/hide)JESUS BOX MAN CHRISTIF THE SHEER SIGHT ALONE DOESN'T CAUSE YOUR PANTS TO RUPTURE ORGANICLY AND BEG YOU TO RUN TO THE NEAREST KMART FOR SURGICAL ATTENTION, THEN THESE SIMPLE FACTS WILL.THIS .PK3 COMES WITH NOT ONE, NOT FOUR, NOT TEN, BUT TWO FUCKING BOX MEN. ONE FOR EACH FLAVOR OF KICKASS WE'RE PRESENTING YOU. WE HAVE THE LLAMA BOX MAN, SIMPLY TITLED "BOXMAN", WHO STICKS TO THE BLACK AND WHITE TRADITION OF THIS ART YOU HUMANS CALL "WALKING". NOBODY CAN WALK QUITE AS MAGNIFICENTLY AND AS BRILLIANTLY AS THE ONE THE CALL BOX MAN, HOWEVER. WE HAVE ALSO CATERED TO THE ONES OF YOU WHO ENJOY THINGS ONLY IN WAYS YOUR PEERS COULDN'T UNDERSTAND. THIS BOX MAN WAS CREATED BY THE ONE AND ONLY KENKORU, WHO I HAVE GIVEN THE TITLE "BOXMAN-WHY". IN THIS CLEARASIL SPICE, BOX MAN IS FREE OF ALL CHAINS BOUND TO HIM AND IS FREE TO SHUFFLE THE WAY HIS MOMMA TAUGHT HIM AS A LITTLE BOX. EITHER WAY, YOUR PANTS ARE NOW THIS BLOWN UP PIECE OF PANTS. BUT WAIT.I'M NOT DONE.I HAVE COVERED COMPOSED AN ABSOLUTE MASTERPIECE FITTING OF BOX MAN AND ONLY BOX MAN.I CALL ITBOXMUSNOW END YOUR SUFFERING AND SPIRAL YOURSELF RIGHT UP TO THE HEAVEN THAT BOX MAN WISHES TO BRING YOU TOYOU KNOW YOU WANT TOLlamaHombre and Kenkoru are not responsible for any destroyed pants, any offended feelings by the LSD comment about Sparky (I like him too, I'll get there, just hold on!) or any misuse of flamingos.Seriously though, get this skin. It's only been like four months