Ask a Megaman character a question

[VGS2]

As the title suggests, I've decided to rip-off Yellow Devil and create a questions topic!  

In this one, you can ask the many Megaman characters (from the classic series, mind) a question or two, and I'll later try to act as in-character as possible while I answer them track the characters down and get them to answer their questions.
Best not ask Yellow Devil one though, for obvious reasons.

It's currently half 2:00 in the morning, so I'll get the questions answed later on today, just so ya know.
Right, well I'm off to make chocolate pudding, see ya!  

[Ivory]

Someone tell me why we need another one of these...

[Mr. X]

Somebody wants an inflated post count.

[TERRORsphere]

Off with it's head!

[Max]

Don't do it man!

[VGS2]

Oh, oh god look at that!
I think he's gonna do it... I think VGS2's gonna jump the shark!

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btw, I look nothing like that.
...Also, the cheering represents booing, so yeah.

Seriously though, I originally just made this to pass the time and fill the questions topic void, but I think I'll just end up embarassing myself, so meh.
Besides, all the robot masters ('cept for Centaur Man, natually) think I'm lame anyway, so it wouldn't happen regardless.

Someone ask Dr Light to create Lockman  so that he can interview this topic plox. kthxbai  

[Ivory]

Assuming you just asked for this topic to be waxed, will do.