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January 09, 2011, 11:54:29 AM
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Offline Donutyoshi

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Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« on: January 09, 2011, 11:54:29 AM »
We all know Chuck Norris is pretty awesome, so why not make a forum game about him?
Rules are simple, just post one fact (Doesn't have to be realistic) about how awesome he is.

Example: Chuck Norris can break the 10th Wall if he wanted to.
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January 09, 2011, 12:06:53 PM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #1 on: January 09, 2011, 12:06:53 PM »
Saxton Hale beat Chuck Norris in a staring contest.
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January 09, 2011, 12:15:45 PM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2011, 12:15:45 PM »
Did you know giraffes didn't exist until Chuck Norris did a upper cut to a horse?
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January 09, 2011, 12:54:40 PM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2011, 12:54:40 PM »
Chuck Norris wrote the Duck Tales moon theme.
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January 09, 2011, 04:15:15 PM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2011, 04:15:15 PM »
Chuck Norris his fart was the big bang.
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January 09, 2011, 05:12:41 PM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2011, 05:12:41 PM »
Chuck Norris is overrated
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January 09, 2011, 09:56:40 PM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2011, 09:56:40 PM »
Quote from: "Yellow Devil"
Chuck Norris is overrated

Overrated is Chuck Norris.
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January 10, 2011, 05:54:33 AM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2011, 05:54:33 AM »
Chuck Norris stumbles upon a lamb which has cancer, he touched it on the head, the cancer was gone and the little lamb was hopping and skipping happily. Chuck Norris then round-house kicked it half way across the world. Chuck Norris says to himself "What Chuck Norris can give, he can take away."

I forgot how it went, but it was similar to this, Oh well.
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2011, 08:12:07 AM »
Chuck Norris defeated Air man.
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January 10, 2011, 11:19:03 AM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2011, 11:19:03 AM »
Chuck norris beat mega man 1 his first time through
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January 10, 2011, 11:56:48 AM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2011, 11:56:48 AM »
At halloween Chuck Norris just takes his shirt off...
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2011, 12:16:27 PM »
Chuck Norris wasn't in the movie "The Expendables" because he would have made the other people redundant.
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #12 on: January 10, 2011, 07:04:06 PM »
Chuck Norris can beat Yellow Devil without the pause trick
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January 10, 2011, 07:44:36 PM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #13 on: January 10, 2011, 07:44:36 PM »
Chuck Norris lives in a round house... a villa actually.
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January 12, 2011, 01:52:22 AM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #14 on: January 12, 2011, 01:52:22 AM »
I heard Chuck Norris has Bigger Balls of Steel than Duke Nukem
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