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January 24, 2011, 09:42:05 PM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #30 on: January 24, 2011, 09:42:05 PM »
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo (Wally) is hiding.
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January 29, 2011, 04:53:52 AM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #31 on: January 29, 2011, 04:53:52 AM »
Chuck Norris can punch through the six realms of separation and punch anyone, anywhere, anytime.

If you have five dollars, and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
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January 29, 2011, 12:40:25 PM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #32 on: January 29, 2011, 12:40:25 PM »
Chuck Norris can touch death and make death die.
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January 30, 2011, 02:06:55 PM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #33 on: January 30, 2011, 02:06:55 PM »
Chuck Norris can defeat all of the legendary Pokemon in one round-house kick.
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January 30, 2011, 04:20:47 PM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #34 on: January 30, 2011, 04:20:47 PM »
Chuck Norris can steal Megaman's powers.
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January 30, 2011, 08:21:52 PM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #35 on: January 30, 2011, 08:21:52 PM »
Chuck Norris doesn't travel through time.
Time travels through Chuck Norris.
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January 30, 2011, 09:09:48 PM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #36 on: January 30, 2011, 09:09:48 PM »
Chuck Norris doesn't know pain yet pain fears Chuck Norris.
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January 31, 2011, 07:33:26 PM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #37 on: January 31, 2011, 07:33:26 PM »
Chuck Norris doesn't randomly reverse statements to make them into Chuck Norris facts. Chuck Norris facts randomly reverse themselves into statements, Chuck Norris.
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February 01, 2011, 01:10:17 AM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #38 on: February 01, 2011, 01:10:17 AM »
a Chuck can Norris, but a Norris can't Chuck
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February 02, 2011, 12:52:34 AM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #39 on: February 02, 2011, 12:52:34 AM »
Chuck Norris popped a lead balloon.
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February 02, 2011, 01:16:16 AM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #40 on: February 02, 2011, 01:16:16 AM »
Chuck Norris can safely divide by zero.
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February 04, 2011, 01:57:53 AM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #41 on: February 04, 2011, 01:57:53 AM »
Chuck Norris can defeat Shen Long to continue
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February 04, 2011, 12:11:49 PM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #42 on: February 04, 2011, 12:11:49 PM »
Chuck Norris can easily beat battletoads.
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February 05, 2011, 12:22:39 AM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #43 on: February 05, 2011, 12:22:39 AM »
Quote from: "KillerChair"
Chuck Norris can easily beat battletoads.
that game is a nightmare to beat!

...Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can win a game of connect four in just three moves.
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February 05, 2011, 12:48:30 AM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #44 on: February 05, 2011, 12:48:30 AM »
No matter how good you think... Chuck Norris always wins tic tac toe.
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