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February 05, 2011, 03:07:53 AM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #45 on: February 05, 2011, 03:07:53 AM »
Chuck Norris can be better then you at every video game.

February 05, 2011, 01:05:01 PM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #46 on: February 05, 2011, 01:05:01 PM »
Chuck Norris wins with rock paper scissors even when you have paper and he has rock.

February 06, 2011, 02:41:12 AM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #47 on: February 06, 2011, 02:41:12 AM »
Chuck Norris doesn't fight crime, crime fights Chuck Norris.

February 06, 2011, 01:10:58 PM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #48 on: February 06, 2011, 01:10:58 PM »
Quote from: "Sean Nelson"
Chuck Norris doesn't fight crime, crime fights Chuck Norris.

And loses ofcourse.

February 23, 2011, 12:22:07 AM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #49 on: February 23, 2011, 12:22:07 AM »
Chuck norris can beat airman.
Chuck norris can't beat Flandre.

February 23, 2011, 09:54:51 AM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #50 on: February 23, 2011, 09:54:51 AM »
Chuck Norris can beat Airman.
Chuck Norris can beat Flandre.
Chuck Norris can't beat Sean.

February 23, 2011, 04:24:06 PM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #51 on: February 23, 2011, 04:24:06 PM »
Chuck Norris dissapproves of Lies.

February 23, 2011, 06:38:12 PM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #52 on: February 23, 2011, 06:38:12 PM »
Chuck Norris never has itches.

February 24, 2011, 03:09:56 AM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #53 on: February 24, 2011, 03:09:56 AM »
Chuck Norris Created God
God Created The World

March 29, 2011, 11:51:38 PM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #54 on: March 29, 2011, 11:51:38 PM »
Chuck norris can jump so high that he can kick in the chin.

Chuck norris welds with his eyes.

March 29, 2011, 11:53:02 PM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #55 on: March 29, 2011, 11:53:02 PM »
Chuck Norris facepalms at your necropost the same as everyone else.

March 29, 2011, 11:53:46 PM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #56 on: March 29, 2011, 11:53:46 PM »
Chuck Norris beat QWOP.
On his first try.

May 01, 2011, 03:19:18 AM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #57 on: May 01, 2011, 03:19:18 AM »
Chuck Norris can steal other's powers just by casting a sideward glance to them.

May 01, 2011, 04:36:42 AM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #58 on: May 01, 2011, 04:36:42 AM »
Chuck Norris can punch your face so hard that will make you look pretty.

May 01, 2011, 11:36:01 AM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #59 on: May 01, 2011, 11:36:01 AM »
Chuck Norris makes poop smell good!