Author Topic: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact. (Read 24313 times)

Donutyoshi · « **Reply #45 on:** February 05, 2011, 03:07:53 AM »

Chuck Norris can be better then you at every video game.

KillerChair · « **Reply #46 on:** February 05, 2011, 01:05:01 PM »

Chuck Norris wins with rock paper scissors even when you have paper and he has rock.

Mr. Sean Nelson · « **Reply #47 on:** February 06, 2011, 02:41:12 AM »

Chuck Norris doesn't fight crime, crime fights Chuck Norris.

KillerChair · « **Reply #48 on:** February 06, 2011, 01:10:58 PM »

Quote from: "Sean Nelson"

Chuck Norris doesn't fight crime, crime fights Chuck Norris.

And loses ofcourse.

Flandre Scarlet · « **Reply #49 on:** February 23, 2011, 12:22:07 AM »

Chuck norris can beat airman.
Chuck norris can't beat Flandre.

Mr. Sean Nelson · « **Reply #50 on:** February 23, 2011, 09:54:51 AM »

Chuck Norris can beat Airman.
Chuck Norris can beat Flandre.
Chuck Norris can't beat Sean.

Flandre Scarlet · « **Reply #51 on:** February 23, 2011, 04:24:06 PM »

Chuck Norris dissapproves of Lies.

KillerChair · « **Reply #52 on:** February 23, 2011, 06:38:12 PM »

Chuck Norris never has itches.

chuggaafan1 · « **Reply #53 on:** February 24, 2011, 03:09:56 AM »

Chuck Norris Created God
God Created The World

Nickaly · « **Reply #54 on:** March 29, 2011, 11:51:38 PM »

Chuck norris can jump so high that he can kick in the chin.

Chuck norris welds with his eyes.

Mr. X · « **Reply #55 on:** March 29, 2011, 11:53:02 PM »

Chuck Norris facepalms at your necropost the same as everyone else.

-FiniteZero- · « **Reply #56 on:** March 29, 2011, 11:53:46 PM »

Chuck Norris beat QWOP.
On his first try.

Magnet Dood · « **Reply #57 on:** May 01, 2011, 03:19:18 AM »

Chuck Norris can steal other's powers just by casting a sideward glance to them.

Donutyoshi · « **Reply #58 on:** May 01, 2011, 04:36:42 AM »

Chuck Norris can punch your face so hard that will make you look pretty.

KillerChair · « **Reply #59 on:** May 01, 2011, 11:36:01 AM »

Chuck Norris makes poop smell good!