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May 01, 2011, 08:07:52 PM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #60 on: May 01, 2011, 08:07:52 PM »
Chuck Norris had the first ever balls.
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May 01, 2011, 10:39:31 PM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #61 on: May 01, 2011, 10:39:31 PM »
Chuck Norris can believe it's not butter
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May 02, 2011, 12:29:13 AM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #62 on: May 02, 2011, 12:29:13 AM »
Chuck Norris can beat Magnet Man in 0.1 seconds without any cheat codes or rapid fire technique.
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May 02, 2011, 12:33:29 AM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #63 on: May 02, 2011, 12:33:29 AM »
Chuck Norris is the only one who can bi-win faster than Charlie Sheen.
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May 02, 2011, 01:01:26 AM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #64 on: May 02, 2011, 01:01:26 AM »
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door
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May 02, 2011, 04:04:11 PM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #65 on: May 02, 2011, 04:04:11 PM »
Chuck Norris got cake at the end of Portal.
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May 02, 2011, 08:57:57 PM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #66 on: May 02, 2011, 08:57:57 PM »
Chuck Norris MADE the cake at the end of portal.
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May 02, 2011, 09:59:17 PM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #67 on: May 02, 2011, 09:59:17 PM »
Chuck Norris cannot punch himself, his arms will bounce off his face when trying.
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May 02, 2011, 10:14:53 PM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #68 on: May 02, 2011, 10:14:53 PM »
Chuck Norris can pull off a 360 two-flip dunk from the free throw line flawlessly.

On his first try.
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May 02, 2011, 10:46:15 PM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #69 on: May 02, 2011, 10:46:15 PM »
Chuck Norris made god before god made the world.
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May 03, 2011, 12:03:17 AM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #70 on: May 03, 2011, 12:03:17 AM »
Quote from: "chuggaafan1"
Chuck Norris Created God
God Created The World
Quote from: "KillerChair"
Chuck Norris made god before god made the world.
Chuck Norris doesn't approve of reused jokes.
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May 03, 2011, 09:42:33 AM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #71 on: May 03, 2011, 09:42:33 AM »
Chuck Norris is in brawl!!!
(click to show/hide)
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May 03, 2011, 03:01:41 PM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #72 on: May 03, 2011, 03:01:41 PM »
The Vin Diesel Fact Generator preceeded the Chuck Norris Fact Generator, the latte ronly became more popular thanks ot Conan o Brien Chuck Norris Lever.

What people don't know is that Vin Diesel is Chuck Norris in disguise.
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May 03, 2011, 05:06:36 PM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #73 on: May 03, 2011, 05:06:36 PM »
Quote from: "Donutyoshi"
Quote from: "chuggaafan1"
Chuck Norris Created God
God Created The World
Quote from: "KillerChair"
Chuck Norris made god before god made the world.
Chuck Norris doesn't approve of reused jokes.
Chuck Norris knows i didnt notice this joke being used already.
And Chuck Norris can, And therefore is.
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May 03, 2011, 06:16:32 PM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #74 on: May 03, 2011, 06:16:32 PM »
Chuck Norris can defeat mm7 wily capsule without getting damaged.
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