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May 04, 2011, 12:02:16 AM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #75 on: May 04, 2011, 12:02:16 AM »
Quote from: "FiremanX"
Chuck Norris can defeat mm7 wily capsule without getting damaged.
Im getting quite close to that actually ;)
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May 05, 2011, 09:21:30 PM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #76 on: May 05, 2011, 09:21:30 PM »
Chuck Norris runs so fast, if he hit a baseball, he would get hit in the head at second base.
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May 06, 2011, 02:41:23 PM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #77 on: May 06, 2011, 02:41:23 PM »
Chuck Norris can play tennis in pairs with himself only.
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May 06, 2011, 03:21:15 PM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #78 on: May 06, 2011, 03:21:15 PM »
so can i... chuck norriss is a ghost and has two s's in norriss
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May 06, 2011, 05:57:26 PM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #79 on: May 06, 2011, 05:57:26 PM »
Chuck Norris has a power level of over 9000!
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May 09, 2011, 01:51:12 AM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #80 on: May 09, 2011, 01:51:12 AM »
Chuck Norris has a thread about fake jokes about him in the Anything Goes forum on cutstuff.net.
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May 09, 2011, 02:12:35 AM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #81 on: May 09, 2011, 02:12:35 AM »
Chuck Norris can do so many things, even Naruto doesn't believe it.
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May 09, 2011, 09:21:19 AM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #82 on: May 09, 2011, 09:21:19 AM »
If you have 10 dollars and Chuck has 10 dollars... Chuck has more money than you have.
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May 09, 2011, 01:11:52 PM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #83 on: May 09, 2011, 01:11:52 PM »
Quote from: "KillerChair"
If you have 10 dollars and Chuck has 10 dollars... Chuck has more money than you have.
If one person has a fact, and you have a fact that is similar in pretty much every way to it, the first person is cooler.
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May 09, 2011, 02:50:43 PM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #84 on: May 09, 2011, 02:50:43 PM »
Chuck Norris is the man behind the awesome face.
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May 14, 2011, 05:30:54 AM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #85 on: May 14, 2011, 05:30:54 AM »
Chuck Norris can hug a Minecraft creeper and not make it explode
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May 14, 2011, 07:36:41 AM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #86 on: May 14, 2011, 07:36:41 AM »
Chuck Norris dosent sleep with a gun under his pillow, he sleeps with his pillow under his gun
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May 15, 2011, 01:39:46 PM
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« Reply #87 on: May 15, 2011, 01:39:46 PM »
Chuck can force Oblige to make Good, Detailed, Awesome, KDiZD-like Maps.
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May 15, 2011, 02:22:15 PM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #88 on: May 15, 2011, 02:22:15 PM »
Chuck Norris eats pancakes in the morning.

PANCAKES ARE AWESOME!!!
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May 17, 2011, 09:03:39 PM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #89 on: May 17, 2011, 09:03:39 PM »
Chuck existed before the Universe.
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