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May 19, 2011, 03:56:29 AM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #90 on: May 19, 2011, 03:56:29 AM »
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, sounds like chicken, smells like chicken, and feels like chicken, but Chuck Norris says it's beef, he's lying to you. It's still chicken.
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May 19, 2011, 04:58:24 PM
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« Reply #91 on: May 19, 2011, 04:58:24 PM »
Chuck Norris can score 400 on a normal game of bowling
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May 21, 2011, 02:13:00 AM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #92 on: May 21, 2011, 02:13:00 AM »
Chuck Norris can make jean shorts awesome.
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May 28, 2011, 02:24:25 PM
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« Reply #93 on: May 28, 2011, 02:24:25 PM »
Chuck Norris can port Super Smash Bros. Brawl on PC without using any programs.
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May 28, 2011, 05:36:13 PM
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« Reply #94 on: May 28, 2011, 05:36:13 PM »
Chuck Norris can use a fire extinguisher to make Pluto burn you know, the planet? the one that always was?
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May 29, 2011, 05:21:07 PM
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« Reply #95 on: May 29, 2011, 05:21:07 PM »
Chuck can divide by zero with portals.
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June 08, 2011, 08:29:44 PM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #96 on: June 08, 2011, 08:29:44 PM »
Chuck Norris doesn't blow candles for his anniversary. He blows the sun.
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June 15, 2011, 08:28:10 PM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #97 on: June 15, 2011, 08:28:10 PM »
Quote from: "MegaTuga"
Chuck Norris doesn't blow candles for his anniversary. He blows the sun.

That sounds...suggestive.

Chuck Norris is the reason Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
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June 15, 2011, 08:36:03 PM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #98 on: June 15, 2011, 08:36:03 PM »
Chuck Norris will never die.

He'll get tired of kicking mortal ass, and go to find the gods.
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June 15, 2011, 08:36:41 PM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #99 on: June 15, 2011, 08:36:41 PM »
Chuck Norris is still funny and relevant even in 2011
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June 15, 2011, 09:15:54 PM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #100 on: June 15, 2011, 09:15:54 PM »
I kinda like this one aswell.
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June 15, 2011, 09:22:30 PM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #101 on: June 15, 2011, 09:22:30 PM »
Chuck Norris can walk on water AND swim on land.

Why?

Because Jesus Christ was Chuck Norris' disguise.
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June 15, 2011, 11:41:51 PM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #102 on: June 15, 2011, 11:41:51 PM »
Chuck Norris walks through solid walls without no_clip true.
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June 16, 2011, 12:50:12 AM
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« Reply #103 on: June 16, 2011, 12:50:12 AM »
Chuck Norris is the only person who can cheat without Dr. Hax getting them.
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June 16, 2011, 01:11:07 AM
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Re: Make a fake Chuck Norris fact.
« Reply #104 on: June 16, 2011, 01:11:07 AM »
Chuck Norris Doesn't Drink Cucumber beer And Stole The Precious Thing.
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