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Play a Stock MatchTurn on only S-FlagsWatch the match last an eternity and a halfI apologize to everyone who was involved
Ok so yesterday I fought this dude I friended on Skype who was from Smashboards. He wanted to friend me because I was a Ness main like him. So after awhile I thought he seemed pretty cool, but after fighting him online yesterday... Let me just say that this is the most butthurt player I've ever seen in my life. That's saying a lot because I used to go on GameFAQs. The whole quote in the spoilers is from 3 matches I played with him yesterday where I beat him with 3 or 2 stocks remaining. They weren't close matches at all. Also I apologize for the quotes being broken up, I removed him from my contacts and blocked him before I could quote the whole thing. (click to show/hide)WTF!?[6:30:22 PM] Mark | ???: -.-[6:31:21 PM] Mark | ???: wtf is this?[6:31:26 PM] Mark | ???: something wrong with this shit[6:32:07 PM] Mark | ???: um[6:32:12 PM] Mark | ???: what the fuck are u doing?[6:32:18 PM] Watzup7856: stuff[6:32:22 PM] Mark | ???: how?[6:32:26 PM] Mark | ???: fucking haxxor?[6:32:29 PM] Watzup7856: being good[6:32:30 PM] Mark | ???: no[6:32:38 PM] Mark | ???: I havent played many Ness players yet[6:32:45 PM] Mark | ???: I don't know why I can't hit you[6:32:56 PM] Watzup7856: idk[6:33:12 PM] Mark | ???: Im much better than this... I can beat you for sure. I don't know wtf is wrong[6:35:27 PM] Mark | ???: WHAT THE FUCK ARE U DOING!?!?!?!?[6:36:07 PM] Mark | ???: TELL ME[6:36:12 PM] Mark | ???: What the fuck are u doing?[6:36:14 PM] Mark | ???: I should win[6:36:22 PM] Mark | ???: you know some tech?[6:36:24 PM] Mark | ???: tell me[6:36:28 PM] Mark | ???: how the fuck[6:36:33 PM] Mark | ???: this is impossible[6:36:34 PM] Watzup7856: i just play as him the way i do[6:36:37 PM] Mark | ???: no[6:36:39 PM] Mark | ???: you know some tech[6:36:48 PM] Mark | ???: I've never seen a Ness move better than me[6:36:49 PM] Watzup7856: i know mindgames[6:36:52 PM] Mark | ???: me too![6:36:54 PM] Mark | ???: that's what I do[6:36:57 PM] Mark | ???: that's why I win[6:37:04 PM] Mark | ???: why[6:37:07 PM] Mark | ???: can you[6:37:08 PM] Mark | ???: hit me[6:37:18 PM] Mark | ???: you just stand around waiting[6:37:19 PM] Mark | ???: maybe that's whysomething is wronghe doesn't do what I wantI need to know how you play cause I should be winningI move so fucking goodif I just had a GC controllergetting pissed at these fucking controls not listeningARE U FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!?!!?!?!?I HAD YOU!!!I FUCKING HAD YOU!!my hands are fucking shakingtell me your tecch[6:41:58 PM] Mark | ???: some cancel shit[6:42:18 PM] Watzup7856: i dont do much tech with ness[6:42:25 PM] Watzup7856: maybe im just better[6:42:25 PM] Mark | ???: I don't[6:42:27 PM] Mark | ???: no[6:42:28 PM] Mark | ???: I am[6:42:33 PM] Mark | ???: or we're the same[6:42:37 PM] Watzup7856: you're funny[6:42:38 PM] Mark | ???: you just know something I don't[6:42:39 PM] Mark | ???: no[6:42:39 PM] Mark | ???: why?[6:42:43 PM] Mark | ???: don't u see?[6:42:45 PM] Mark | ???: how I move[6:42:49 PM] Mark | ???: you should be impressed[6:42:52 PM] Watzup7856: because you're getting so butthurt over this[6:42:55 PM] Mark | ???: ...[6:43:00 PM] Mark | ???: why are u an asshole?[6:43:02 PM] Mark | ???: can't u help instead?[6:43:09 PM] Mark | ???: just cause you win you wanna talk shit?[6:43:15 PM] Mark | ???: wtf is butthurt even?[6:43:24 PM] Watzup7856: id help if you'd just calm the fuck down[6:43:26 PM] Mark | ???: If I didn't fuck up there I would have won[6:43:29 PM] Mark | ???: calm?[6:43:34 PM] Mark | ???: why dont YOU calm the fuck down?I didn't know you were such an asshole to people you beat[6:43:54 PM] Mark | ???: sitting on a high horse[6:44:02 PM] Mark | ???: I would have won that oneI'm like M2K, I need databut now you just wanna piss me off and I can't play like thatI know I'm better than you, if I just had a GC controller[6:44:58 PM] Mark | ???: so are you gonna apologise or don't u give a shit?[6:45:48 PM] Mark | ???: helloooo?[6:46:22 PM] Watzup7856: wow maybe this was a mistake playing you[6:46:29 PM] Mark | ???: wtf does that mean?[6:47:08 PM] Mark | ???: you say I'm butthurt and shit, wtf does that even mean? you win cause I don't know how you play and cause controls doesn't fucking listen[6:47:19 PM] Mark | ???: you know I would have won that one if I didn't mess up[6:47:26 PM] Mark | ???: so you don't give a shit?[6:47:48 PM] Watzup7856: yea no[6:47:56 PM] Mark | ???: fucking asshole[6:48:07 PM] Mark | ???: I'd rather lose than be an asshole[6:48:17 PM] Watzup7856: but you are being one[6:48:21 PM] Mark | ???: no[6:48:30 PM] Mark | ???: I only said wtf, I didn't say you're a fuck[6:48:35 PM] Mark | ???: you said I'm butthurt and shit[6:48:50 PM] Mark | ???: and you laugh when you know Im impressive and can beat you[6:48:57 PM] Mark | ???: you're like lol no maybe Im better derp[6:49:08 PM] Mark | ???: how about "^^'> I donno, I do this and that when this"[6:49:36 PM] Watzup7856: you act like you're the greatest ness player[6:49:43 PM] Watzup7856: wow[6:49:49 PM] Mark | ???: no, I'm one of the best who doesn't know tech[6:49:56 PM] Mark | ???: wow what?anyway you don't give a shit how you treat your opponents and laugh at them when you win. so play with your asshole friends instead[6:51:13 PM] Mark | ???: I'm not one of them[6:51:16 PM] Watzup7856: ok[6:51:16 PM] Mark | ???: byeRemember kids, no Johns
I could've sworn we had a Mii sharing thread around here, but if we don't, I wouldn't mind starting up one just to swap Miis for use in Smash Bros. and Tomodachi Life.
King Dedede is incredible. As in, "Screw you, I have damage, launch, recovery, and weight" incredible.New main for sure.