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June 18, 2011, 03:57:18 PM
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Offline BiscuitSlash

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Cutstuff Cracker Jokes!
« on: June 18, 2011, 03:57:18 PM »
Got a joke you want to share with us that you made? Put it here!

It must be something similar that you would get out of a Christmas cracker. You know....short but a bit cheap. (Although it doesn't have to be)

Place it like this:

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It must be slightly short and can be as cheesy as you want but don't go too far and make sure it is funny! [If this is a terrible idea then please lock it]

Lemme start....

How do monsters like their food cooked?
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June 18, 2011, 04:02:25 PM
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Re: Cutstuff Cracker Jokes!
« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2011, 04:02:25 PM »
Hey, wanna hear a pizza joke?

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June 18, 2011, 10:11:52 PM
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Re: Cutstuff Cracker Jokes!
« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2011, 10:11:52 PM »
Luckyman walks up to a lemonnade stand he asks for a lemon nade

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June 18, 2011, 10:14:26 PM
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Re: Cutstuff Cracker Jokes!
« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2011, 10:14:26 PM »
HUH?


A KId And A Father Are Hit By A Train. The Father Dies. The Doctor says: I cant operate on this man, he is my son!


How?
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June 18, 2011, 10:19:10 PM
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Re: Cutstuff Cracker Jokes!
« Reply #4 on: June 18, 2011, 10:19:10 PM »
What's the difference between Metal Man getting hit by a car, and Spring Man getting hit by a car?

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June 18, 2011, 10:19:42 PM
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Re: Cutstuff Cracker Jokes!
« Reply #5 on: June 18, 2011, 10:19:42 PM »
Someone was jiggling BUT HOW?

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June 18, 2011, 11:57:32 PM
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Re: Cutstuff Cracker Jokes!
« Reply #6 on: June 18, 2011, 11:57:32 PM »
Whats the phone number to call the Nazis?

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June 19, 2011, 09:45:49 AM
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Re: Cutstuff Cracker Jokes!
« Reply #7 on: June 19, 2011, 09:45:49 AM »
Why didn't the Rooster cross the road?
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June 19, 2011, 07:01:21 PM
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Re: Cutstuff Cracker Jokes!
« Reply #8 on: June 19, 2011, 07:01:21 PM »
Did you ever wonder how your automatic breathing works?

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Re: Cutstuff Cracker Jokes!
« Reply #9 on: June 19, 2011, 07:05:11 PM »
Quote from: "Sean Nelson"
Did you ever wonder how your automatic breathing works?

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*forgets to breathe and dies*
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Re: Cutstuff Cracker Jokes!
« Reply #10 on: June 19, 2011, 07:10:51 PM »
What happens when you cross Snake Man with Toad Man?

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Re: Cutstuff Cracker Jokes!
« Reply #11 on: June 19, 2011, 09:45:06 PM »
What happens when you cross a Strange Metool and a Unstrange Metool?

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Re: Cutstuff Cracker Jokes!
« Reply #12 on: June 20, 2011, 01:45:00 AM »
Why'd the cat go into the middle of the street?
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Re: Cutstuff Cracker Jokes!
« Reply #13 on: June 20, 2011, 02:22:45 AM »
Why did the duck cross the road?

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June 20, 2011, 03:00:28 AM
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Re: Cutstuff Cracker Jokes!
« Reply #14 on: June 20, 2011, 03:00:28 AM »
Here's one I've known for a while...

Why did the spider cross the road?
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