Lost moon of saturn?

[TheAmazingImp]

I found this on deviant art so i decided to show you it.

Guys i have great news for you, Have you ever heard of the Lost moon of Saturn/ S/2011 S1/Mnemosyne?
Common name: The lost moon of saturn
Official NASA name : S/2011 S1
My name of it: Mnemosyne
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FACTS:
It has alot of anomalys on its surface shaped like human eyes.
On its surface, Time freezes.
Its a 25km rock.
Strange bacteria is on it.
The mantle of it is intestinal rock
The core of it is solid magma.
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I honestly dont know more about it, but hey it was from the oort cloud.

[CHAOS_FANTAZY]

So wait, where's this thing again?  Was it from the Oort Cloud, but is now orbiting Saturn, or vice-versa?

Also, these statistics are intriguing...and a little disturbing.  My own personal saying is "The Eyes Have It," so hearing about eye-shaped markings on a recently discovered space rock is...a little disturbing to me.  /paranoid

[TheAmazingImp]

So wait, where's this thing again?  Was it from the Oort Cloud, but is now orbiting Saturn, or vice-versa?

Also, these statistics are intriguing...and a little disturbing.  My own personal saying is "The Eyes Have It," so hearing about eye-shaped markings on a recently discovered space rock is...a little disturbing to me.  /paranoid

I found it disturbing too, But the part that gets me is " On its surface, time freezes " But i agree to you.

[Balls]

So wait, where's this thing again?  Was it from the Oort Cloud, but is now orbiting Saturn, or vice-versa?

Also, these statistics are intriguing...and a little disturbing.  My own personal saying is "The Eyes Have It," so hearing about eye-shaped markings on a recently discovered space rock is...a little disturbing to me.  /paranoid

I hope that moon isn't alive...

[Knux]

What I'm seeing here is that those "facts" aren't backed up by studies or even pictures, at least in the opening post. Here, I found a picture of the Oort Cloud and the distance of it from Saturn:

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And here is some food for thought: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oort_cloud

An interesting fact from that article is: The outer limit of the Oort cloud defines the cosmographical boundary of the Solar System and the region of the Sun's gravitational dominance. Which begs the question of how Saturn could've lost a satellite, if it's well inside our solar system's gravitational field. At first I thought that it could be the size of it, thinking it was too small and thus not producing enough gravitational force to orbit around Saturn properly.  However, I then found this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kiviuq_%28moon%29

That moon, as described in the article, is about 16 Km in diameter. That means there must be something else at work here...

...However, seeing as it was posted on Deviantart, it could just be lies. >_> We'll see.

[brotoad]

it sounds like a cool idea, the whole "time freezey" thing sounds a little silly, but the rest sounds cool!

[TheAmazingImp]

It could be like typing freeze in your console in MM8BDM/Doom in single player.

It may be naked to the visible eye, i just have to wait until this " PlutoTH " person witch uploaded the Lost moon of saturn rumor.

[Ivory]

PlutoTH...? Now everything suddenly makes sense.

[TheAmazingImp]

Yes indeed...

[WheelieCarbonate]

PlutoTH...? Now everything suddenly makes sense.

I think he has two accounts.

[TheAmazingImp]

Tis' possible

[Jerin]

I was curious about saturn facts, but when i have saw your thread then i have knew about a new matter, that is about the lost moon of Saturn. I have surprised about one thing that their are bacteria in that lost moon of Saturn!!!!

[Sora]

Ow that bump hurt.

[Ivory]

This thread was pointless and the owner is banned. No point in keeping it open.

Also, don't bump old topics.