Cutstuff War Part 2: A Short Interlude (R.4 P.3)

[Dr. Freeman]

Here we go again!
Round 1: This Post
Round 2: http://cutstuff.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=4010&p=165875#p165875
Round 3: http://cutstuff.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=4010&p=175082#p175082
Round 4: http://www.cutstuff.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=4010&p=234248#p234248


Just posting this a little bit early.
Please do not adjust any votes on the poll. If you can even do that. I have no clue if you can.

Once again there will be 5ish chapters per round. With a few exceptions.
And now for credit!
Roc's Creation: Rewording a few things so it sounds better/proofreading/story
Thatguy/Sora: Proofreading and other stuff/story
Galaxy: Some character ideas/some plot
Super Raveman/Reboot: What do they do again?
Oh and Cold Fusion does stuff too I guess.
It's basically only Thatguy and I now.


Also music will be done slightly different this time. Certain chapters will have their own song. So yeah
Without further ado.

Here's some music

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Round 1 Chapter 1 (Warning: Short Song):
Round 1 Chapter 2:

Round 1 Chapter 3: Doesn't exist. Wow.
Round 1 Chapter 4:

Round 1 Chapter 5:

Round 1 Epilogue:

Round 1

Chapter 1

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A year has passed since the end of the first war, culminating with Thatguy defeating Terukasaga and gaining control of the world. He had placed various parts of the world under control of delegates - his allies in battle. However, new faces will bring a new war to fruition...
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A huge white mansion stood in the center of a grassy plain located in England. In one of the many rooms in the mansion a man around his 30's with black hair, a black suit with a tie, and a blue and black cape was reading a newspaper. On the side of the room an older man with gray hair and a black suit stood off to the side. The younger man slammed his newspaper on the table.
"...Pathetic." The younger man spoke dryly with contempt.
"What's got you today, Master Antares?" His butler responded.
"The ruler of this area... 712, as he calls himself. I've tried to give him a chance but this character is nothing more than a child!"
"You're right... Only four years old. It's amazing he's lasted this long at all."
"He won't be around much longer. I can't sit around and let this kid rule unjustly. If he can't do what's right, I'll make sure someone more qualified takes his place." Antares gathered his belongings and stood up.
"I suppose you'll be back for lunch later, then...?" His butler was not surprised by his master's words.
"Certainly, Jeffrey." He turned and left the mansion.

   After he became the king of England, Michael712 usually took it easy in his castle. Even though Thatguy was the ruler of the world, he allowed Michael712; who was his enemy in the last war, to have his rule. As long as he didn't try to rebel. He had no real reason to, it wasn't like Thatguy was constantly hunting down anyone or anything. On this particular day he had no real meetings going on. These days were the best, as he enjoyed the free time off every now and again. While he was striking up conversation with one of his guards, the door the the throne room was burst open. Standing in the entrance was a man with a blue and white cape and had a set of reflective armor on.
“Who the hell are you?” one of the guards asked.
“The name is Antares Satevis. Nice to meet you. I have come here for one simple reason.” He said, slowly walking farther into the room, "You've been the king of England for an entire year now... and what do you have to say for yourself, 712?"
"I haven't done anything! I swear!"
"Precisely. This entire time, you've done nothing for the people of England... Never worried beyond your own needs. Your reign of injustice ends today."
"Guards, arrest him!!" Immediately following his cry, the guards drew their swords and rushed at Antares. He raised his hands as a mirror emerged from the floor. Just as the guards were in reach of attacking him, Antares clenched his hand into a fist and shattered the mirror. He flicked his wrist and the glass shards flew forward at lightning fast speed, knocking all the guards back with cuts. The guards dropped their swords and withdrew preloaded crossbows as Antares summoned a mirror behind them. They all raised their bows and fired at Antares, who summoned a wide mirror in front of himself. The arrows flew out of the other mirror behind them and struck all of the guards, killing them. Michael712 stood up from his throne.
“So you beat the first wave.” The toddler started, “But let's see how well you can handle me!” Michael712 drew a red sword and pointed it towards Antares, accidentally shooting a fireball out of the sword.
“So that's how I do that!” He exclaimed. 712 ran toward Antares, but Antares jumped into the mirror nearby before he could get too close. 712 turned around to face Antares, now behind him, but was too slow to avoid the wave of glass shards that flew at him, knocking him off his feet. As the king stood up again, Antares summoned a mirror behind him. Antares appeared behind 712 and swung his sword at 712, but only close enough to graze him with a small scratch. 712 countered by pointing his sword at Antares and launching a fireball, knocking him backward.
“Don't worry...” He muttered. “That was all I needed.” Michael712 fell back a little and seemed to black out for a few seconds.
“What the...” he muttered.
“What's the matter Michael? Is something bothering you?” Antares asked.
“That's Michael712 to you!” the king stammered.
Satevis put a hand to his chin as if he was deep in thought, “Maybe 'Micheal' sounds better...”
Something inside of Michael712 seemed to snap, “You never call me 'Micheal'!” He held his sword out and rushed towards Antares.
"When enraged, you become completely predictable." Antares was completely calm as he easily sidestepped and then swung his sword in a long arc, cleaving 712 in half. "Controlled by his fears... Weak."
The king of England fell to the castle floors dead. Antares adjusted his cape and walked out of the castle.

Chapter 2

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The moon shone brightly over a forest. A cloaked figure sat there, waiting for something. He looked forward and saw something slithering across the ground. It was some type of goop, with a blue sphere in the front. The sphere had a red circle in the front, and it had arms made out of the same goop coming out of its sides. The figure smirked under the cloak as the slime moved closer.
“You said you wanted to see me?” The slime asked as it made its way into the building.
“That would be correct.” The cloaked figure replied, “Now we've known each other for around six months now Toxin-EDDI20. So I think you won't mind if I ask you a favor.”
“What do you need me to do?” Toxin asked cheerfully.
“I'm sure you are well aware that this world has been under leadership for the past year.”
“How could I not know that?”
“I'm sure that none of us like being under the control of some man who killed another last year.”
“Well, now that you mention it, that is kinda ridiculous.”
“Exactly! And what's the better thing to do, then rebel?”
“So you want me to go against him alone?” Toxin asked
“At first. No one would expect one. Shortly after your attack starts, I will join you.”
Toxin seemed interested, “Sounds like a plan! I'll see you there!”
The slime slithered away, as the figure followed him outside, and stood in the clearing as it went off.
“And the master plan starts now.” The cloaked figure muttered.

   Helig Castle. A beautiful area. An ancient castle surrounded by a lake with four large pillars of marble coming out of the corners of the lake. The luscious fields remained after the events of a year ago. While the castle was previously a tourist site, now the grand building was taken by the ruler of the world himself, Thatguy. People would now come to the castle to see their ruler. Given Thatguy's publicity after the war, he was in constant danger of assassination. He promoted Ventus to his second-in-command and personal bodyguard. 'You never know when the outside guards might fail,” Thatguy when he appointed Ventus. He constructed a bridge for an easier way to get into the castle. This also allowed visitors to look at in the interior of the castle, if they so wished.
One of these “visitors” happened to be Toxin-EDDI20.
The ball of slime slithered across the bridge and into the surprisingly empty courtyard. He started to look around, he needed to find the way to the throne room where Thatguy would no doubt be lounging.  He looked up and saw a huge pair of doors. This had to be it. One of his hands turned into a huge chunk of stone, as he pounded it against the door, causing it to open. Two men and a group of guards sat in the room. They all stopped what they were doing, and looked at the newcomer.
Thatguy looked confused, “Can we help you?”
“It's time for this age you end!” Toxin started, “No longer will we be controlled by one man!”
“Great, another one of these guys...” Thatguy muttered. The ruler of the world then snapped his fingers, as a group of guards rushed forward at Toxin, swords in their hands. The slime wrapped itself around the guard leading the charge, and quickly the head gave the slime an electric charge, which quickly fried the guard and sent him towards the ground. The other guards quickly stood back, and switched to more ranged weapons. Realizing that the odds were against him at the moment, Toxin split himself up into 8 pieces, and started to ram himself into the guards.
“Really?! Another one of these things?!” Thatguy said, obviously peeved by this. Most of the guards fell back because of the attack, as Toxin got himself back into one piece.
“I think I can handle this thing.” Ventus smiled.
“Just remember to aim for the eye. I had enough of these things...” Thatguy said.
Ventus summoned a keyblade in his hand, and quickly started to make his way towards Toxin. The slime tried to wrap itself around him, but Ventus easily got out of the way, and plunged his keyblade into Toxin's head. The slime screamed, and turned his hand into metal, and punched Ventus into a wall.
“Where the hell is he...?” Toxin muttered. Thatguy got out of his seat, and took out his Yoshitsuna. But Toxin quickly shot a beam of plasma at Thatguy, stunning him in his place. Ventus got himself back up, and was about to strike again. But Toxin started to spread the slime across the floor.
“Time to give you 50,000 volts!” Toxin said. But before he could electrocute the slime, four walls came flying out of ground, and cut off Toxin's head from his slime body.
“What, who did that?” Toxin demanded, his head could only see the opening at the top of the walls. From the opening he saw the cloaked figure from the woods. His ally.
“What do you think you're doing?” Toxin hissed.
“Oh, it's nothing personal. Just making myself look good.” The figure smiled as he dropped a sword into the hole, causing it to hit Toxin in his core. Killing the head quickly. The slime started to dissolve in the room, as the walls faded as well.
Thatguy caught his breath, “Thanks for that. Who are you by the way?”
“I go by Galaxy.” He said.
“Well, I'm impressed.” Thatguy said, “How about you help out when you have the chance. As you can see, the guards don't always do the trick.”
Galaxy smirked, “That would be perfect.”

Chapter 3

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The rising sun started to shine across the wasteland. The only things lying in the open plains were broken pieces of machinery, and a robot looking around through the trash. The robot had a green head, claw like feet, and scrawny legs and arms.
“It seems I can't use any of this junk. What a shame.” The robot said to himself as he started to walk away from the junk. As he was walking away, he heard footsteps behind him. He turned around and saw what seemed to be a woman covered in mechanical armor, and was wearing a backpack.
The robot started to chuckle, “So you followed me in time?”
“Correct,” The woman said in an emotionless voice, “One of my orders was to track you down. And destroy you.”
“So they think they can just send a little robot to stop the mighty Scrap Metal!? Tell me robot, what is your name?”
“Artificial Lifelike EXperimental Integrated System. Code name: Alexis.”
Scrap Metal laughed quietly, “An experimental robot? Simply pathetic. But I'll make due with what I have.”
Scrap Metal lifted his hand towards Alexis, as a form of dark energy came forth from it.
“They should know better then to send robots against me by now!” Scrap Metal stated. Alexis stood still, trying to fight off the energy coming from Scrap Metal. A few moments of silence went by, and the energy emitting from Scrap Metal's hand disappeared.
“Impressive. Your programming is high enough to resist corruption. No matter!” He said as he took a drew a sword, “If I can't control you, I'll just have to kill you.”
Alexis scanned Scrap Metal from a distance, gaining knowledge of his abilities. Scrap Metal pointed his blade at Alexis, shooting a dark sphere at high speeds. Alexis launched into the air using her rockets to avoid the attack. A pair of machine guns emerged from Alexis's arms, and she fired at Scrap Metal from the air. He summoned a bolt of purple lightning from the sky, striking Alexis dead center and sending her crashing into the ground. She jumped back to her feet, charging a gun in her left hand. When she fired the ground surrounding Scrap Metal exploded and his tentacles were destroyed. Scrap Metal lunched forward from the explosions. Alexis narrowly sidestepped a punch and countered with an energy blast from her other hand. The blast left Scrap Metal flying backwards. Scrap Metal clawed into the ground with his feet to slow down his momentum. Once he stopped he swung his sword, firing another beam of energy at Alexis. Alexis dropped to the ground under the attack and grabbed a metal pipe. She fired energy at it and the energy took the shape of a blade coming from the metal pipe. Scrap ran forward and thrusted his sword, but Alexis quickly knocked the blade away with a downward sword sweep. Scrap Metal stood back a bit.
“Such a strong robot.” He started, “It's truly a shame you don't join me. Imagine the power we could have if we joined forces! We could make this world ours!”
“The federation ordered me to destroy you. Orders are orders.” Alexis replied, prepared to finish Scrap Metal.
“What a pity...” He muttered as he kicked Alexis, sending her flying towards the ground. He then shot a beam of purple energy at Alexis, but she rolled out of the way, and activated the engines in her feet, allowing her to take flight. Scrap Metal shot another beam at her, but she activated engines in her hands that allowed her to fly out of harms way. From the safety of the sky the backpack she was wearing opened up, revealing around twenty missiles. The missiles fired straight towards Scrap Metal. He moved out of the way, but the missiles just turned around and went straight towards the robot. Scrap Metal summoned twelve tentacles from his body, arms, and hands to protect him from the barrage. But it wasn't enough. The missiles tore right through the tentacles and started to hit Scrap Metal's body. All at once there was a huge explosion. As the smoke cleared Alexis landed on the ground. All that remained of Scrap Metal was his head. Alexis took out a small radio.
“Target Scrap Metal has been destroyed. Send more missiles. What's my next objective?” Alexis said into the radio.
“Try to investigate the dimensional activity in this time. And the missiles are on there way.” A voice replied over the radio. Alexis turned it off and started to walk away, leaving Scrap Metal's head in the wasteland.

Chapter 4

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A tall man stood in the middle of a snowy field, looking a map. He wore an old had, crocodile-skin boots, and had unkempt scruff over his lower face. He was a genuine Western-cowboy.
The man sighed and threw the map at the ground, “Great, I must have made a wrong turn somewhere. Me, Alphonse McGraw! What a dark chapter in the Royal Flush's life.” He lowered his head in shame, feigning sadness. He quickly lifted his head back up and chuckled, “Well, it looks like I won't make it to the city today. What a shame! Those ladies don't know what they're missing! Ah well, I'll just head on back.” Alphonse picked the map off of the ground, stuffed it in his pocket and began to walk in the direction he came. He continued to walk across the plains until he noticed something out of the corner of his eye. He stopped in his path and looked to his left. He saw an average snowman sitting there. McGraw walked up to the snowman and studied it.

“Why would someone build a snowman in the middle of nowhere?” He thought to himself, he then continued to look over the snowman as if he was an art critic.
“It's painfully average too...” he muttered, “Did he really need to put a top hat on it? As if that wasn't cliché enough! And does it really need a shovel? You hear me whoever made this?! Your snowman sucks!” The cowboy walked away from the snowman, but before he could get far he landed face-first in snow.
“What the hell was that...?” Alphonse muttered as he turned over. Only to see the snowman he so harshly critiqued standing right over him, ready to stab him with the shovel that was sitting by it.
“HOLY SHI-” He yelled as he rolled out of the way to avoid the snowman's shovel. Al quickly got himself back on his feet and whipped out a pair of pistols, which he pointed at the snowman.
“Geez, can't take a little critique can we?” McGraw taunted as he quickly started to shoot rounds into the snowman's body. The snowman stood still as the bullets grazed through its body, leaving a lot of holes in it but causing no actual damage. The snowman then reached down, packed some snow and filled up the holes in its body. Al stopped firing his pistols and stood there with wide eyes.
"Crap." The snowman lunged forward and attempted to decapitate him with its shovel. McGraw ducked and aimed at snowman's legs, or at least where he thought the legs should be. The snowman didn't react and swung its shovel at Al's stomach. Al narrowly jumped back to avoid it.
“Yes, I know I'm pretty awesome,” McGraw started, only being interrupted so he could sidestep to the left to avoid another attack, “and I understand that you're jealous,” the snowman tried to stab Al's legs, but he jumped over the shovel, “but is that really a reason to kill someone?” Al  shot at the snowman's shovel so he could buy more time while the snowman was picking the shovel back up. The cowboy  jumped back and aimed at the snowman's head and fired. The shot knocked the carrot off of the snowman's face and it fell to the ground. Al quickly picked up the carrot, and held it in front of the snowman.
“Got your nose!” McGraw taunted,"This proves that coal isn't part of his body. In that case..." Before he could finish that thought, the snowman summoned a row of icicles and fired them at McGraw.
"You've got to be kidding me!" Al raged as he was bombarded by the icicles, drawing blood from his face.
Al wiped a bit of blood from his cheek and smirked, “Don't worry, you're not the only one here that knows how to play dirty.” Al jumped into the air and aimed his two pistols at the snowman's coal eyes. He fired, and the coal were shot out of the snowman's head, leaving the creature blind.
“Bingo.” McGraw muttered. The snowman started to walk around blind, not knowing where he was walking, swinging his shovel like a mad man, in hope that he would hit the cowboy. Al walked up behind the blind snowman, and carefully took the head off of the rest of the body, and placed it onto the ground. The body instantly stopped moving without the head attached. Alphonse then took the shovel out of the snowman's old arms, and started to smash the snowman's head into the snow. He continued until there was nothing but an old top hat left sitting on the snow. Al picked up the hat and looked at it.
“What a piece of junk.” He said as threw the hat to the ground, wiped the snow off of his clothes, and began to walk away.

Chapter 5

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Darkness. Nothing but darkness. How long has it been now? Time had lost all meaning. There was no time, no reality. Only the darkness.
Suddenly, there was light once more. Everything came rushing back that was previously lost. The woman's eyes opened after a year of sleep.
What had happened? The last thing she could remember was smashing the little brat's toy, then...nothing. She sat up and looked at her surroundings.  The walls were not those of Earth. Pure black with a few white lines running through them. A loud knocking sound was heard and without waiting for a response the door was opened.  Three humanoid figures walked in. Though they were definitely not humans. They were all pitch black from head to toe and they seemed to be flat. They noticed the girl sitting up and exclaimed some beeping sounds. She couldn't tell what it meant, but they seemed happy with something.
The girl finally spoke up, “What the hell is going on here?” she demanded.
The figures looked at her as if they forgot she was there. One of them stepped out of the room and returned a few moments later, only with a man wearing only rags walking behind him. The pitch black figure stepped aside and pushed the man in front of her.
“H-hello. My name is Francis and I'm the Game&Watches translator.” the man stammered. One of the figures took out a piece of paper and began to make beeping noises.
Francis cleared his throat, “Elena Ampere...correct?”
The woman stood up and crossed her arms, “How do you know who I am?”
The figures made some more beeping sounds, Elena figured that this is just their language, even though it sounded really dumb.
“It's only natural that we have records of every poor soul that makes its way down here. But now, let me get straight to business.”
One of the figures began to pace around the room as Francis continued to translate.
“Now as a little recap, you were killed by Dan Jenkins when he threw his hatchet at your neck, but-”
“You mean that little brat actually managed to kill me?!” Elena yelled.
The figure raised his hand and continued to beep, “He did, but you also managed to destroy the only thing that kept him alive at the moment. You see, there's a nice price to using our power, and you got rid of it. Now, we saw your dead body on the battlefield and took it with us. Normally, we just dispose of them, but we have watched over the war that took place and saw great...potential with you.”
“What are you saying?”
“How quickly you would kill someone. And how efficient you do it. So we took some time to bring you back to life. Of course that means we had to sew your head back to your neck. Though testing shows that it can be removed for a short time. Though we helped you, now it's time to help us. After Dan's failure, we have had a shortage of souls lately. You see those white lines on the wall?”
Elena nodded, while trying to figure out how to take off her own head.
“They are running low, they power this place. And by turn, power us. So it's simple. We let you run back to Earth and do what you're best at. Except you let us take the souls of all your victims. What do you say?”
Elena started to chuckle, “While a job centered around killing doesn't sound half bad, there's still one important thing you need to know.” She quickly searched her pocket, found her whip and took it out, “I work for myself.”
The Game&Watch stood back and started to beep faster, “You don't seem to understand, we put you back together, we can easily take you apart again!”
Elena smirked, “Go on. I'm waiting.”
Elena cracked her whip and a bolt of lightning shot down into the room. The three figures stood unflinching, though Francis was caught off guard and was quickly killed by the attack. The three Game&Watches in the room quickly took out weapons of their own. What could only be described as a hammer, a frying pan, and a stick that was on fire. The one with the pan rushed towards Elena but before he could attack Elena kicked him towards the wall, straight at that white line. The line burst open and an alarm quickly went off.
Elena quickly realized what was going to happen next and she rushed out of the room as fast as possible, the other two Game&Watches following close behind. Elena ignored them for the time being and continued to run.
“They mentioned going back to Earth...there has to be a portal here somewhere.” she thought to herself as she continued running. She noticed an elevator around the corner, ran into it and shut the doors. Inside the elevator was a map. Though of course none of it was in English, there was still a marking that looked very much like a portal, and with no other leads she hit the button that matched the marking on the map and the elevator began to move.
Of course she was expecting some problems on her way to the portal, but fifty Game&Watches waiting outside the elevator.
That was a bit of a surprise.
Though she saw the portal on the other end of the room, and that was what mattered. Elena started to spin her whip around and lightning bolts started to shoot all around the room, knocking a lot of the Game&Watches into the walls. She started to run towards the portal as fast as she could, but one of the figures lying on the ground split a can of oil under her fit while another threw a torch at it...
The center of the room was engulfed in flames, Elena raised her arms to cover her face, but there was much less burning then she expected. In fact, it only burnt a little. She lowered her arms and began to laugh. The Game&Watches looked on in confusion, when suddenly she burst from the flames and made it to the portal where she quickly jumped in. One of the figures began to rush after her, but another one grabbed it by the shoulder and stopped it. The one that grabbed it only pointed up to a huge throne. The hasty one lowered his arms and nodded. He knew what would happen next.
Compliance wasn't an issue...

Epilogue

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And now, we're back with the 6:00 news with Shelly Porter.
“Good evening everyone. In the last few hours the previous king of the U.K; Michael712 was found chopped in two in his throne room, with dead guards surrounding him. It's currently unknown who murdered the king or why, but police are currently investigat-”
Antares turned off his TV, he had seen enough. Jeffery walked into the room and placed a glass of wine at his table.
“You know Jeffery, I think we should go on a vacation. This wouldn't be the best place to reside at the moment.” Antares suggested.
“Do you want me to turn on the defense systems before we leave?” Jeffery asked, not minding his sudden choice.
“Of course Jeffery.”

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“Thanks for coming over Dr. ...Umm...”
“It's Oshiro.”
“Oshiro! That's it. I apologize, I'm not all too good with names.” Epic Kirby said.
Oshiro smiled, “No problem. Can you please remind me of what you want again? Something involving a teleporter...”
“Yeah, during that war a year ago my tower was stolen from me. Quite rudely I might add. And when I returned I found some data in one of the computers that the people who resided here while I was gone teleported to some place. I'm just a bit curious on where someone would go. Who knows? It could answer some questions we have about the war.”
“I see...Smash Man!” A robot entered through the door, “Can you take the teleporter out of the truck?” Oshrio asked.
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“You want to join the guard?” Thatguy asked.
Galaxy nodded, “I knew that slime from a while back, but he came over a few days back and said something about attacking the ruler of the world. I of course would have none of that and rushed over as soon as possible. We just can't afford to have anything happen to the king.”
Ventus looked over at Thatguy, “Well he seems friendly enough.”
Thatguy stroked his chin, “True...and the more help the better.” He turned back to Galaxy.
“Well then, you already proved yourself, you can join the guard.”
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Elena looked around. She found herself in a barren field. How long had she been dead? Did they mention a year? However long it was, she was out of a castle, a slave, and a place to even stay.
“That's not something a little bit of killing can't solve...” Elena muttered and began to walk off.
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A large group all sat in a room together. All of them wearing very similar silver cloaks. One of the men stood up.
“How's the dimensional travel plans going?”
Another voice piped up, “We are almost done, the plans are in our lab. I will send you the copies as soon as I put the finishing touches.”
A deep laugh echoed throughout the room, “Perfect...”
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“It-ts not...not over!” The discarded head of Scrap Metal started to fly off of the ground. The bounty hunter wasn't aware of his true powers. But he was weak right now...he would need a host.

   After a few hours of flying low, Scrap Metal's head had flown by a camp. One that obviously hasn't been tended to for at least a year. In on the dirt outside one of the cabins, a discarded body of a robot lay. Scrap Metal smiled, and started to attach itself to the body. His new host.
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History begins again...

April Fools Day Chapter

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Rainclouds formed over the bridge, a short figure standing on it sighed, this is going to be one of those days huh?
His thoughts were interrupted by footsteps, a young woman had walked onto the bridge. The small figure raised an eyebrow.
“What the hell are you doing here?” The figure asked.
The woman smirked, “Kirbysonic are you not?”
The figure took a step backwards, “How could she have known...?” he thought to himself.
“Please, that Epic Kirby fellow told the newspaper about your existence. Though I'm a bit surprised to see you here.”
Kirbysonic smirked, “I'm impressed that people would even listen to a story like that.”
“Oh please, they had stories of killer sheep and murderous boyscouts. This wasn't too out of the question.”
“Touche, though who are you?”
The woman sighed, “I guess I should be nice and tell you who I am. Or rather, my alias.” The woman hit a button and a suit of armor went around her body, “I'm known as Power Woman. One of the most nice and creative people in the world. And I'm here to bring you to justice Kirbysonic.”
Kirbysonic lowered his head and started to laugh, “Please. For someone as creative as you, I'm sure you didn't think of something like this!”
Kirbysonic put one of his hands onto his face and started to pull on it. The entire face came off, revealing it to be a suit. Inside was something that sort of resembled a monkey. It was actually kind of hard to tell.
“You see, I'm not Kirbysonic at all! He's sleeping at home or something. The truth of the matter is that I'm actually the almighty...XMAN!”















Power Woman stood back surprised, but a smile spread across her face.
“While we're revealing things! I should tell you that I'm not actually Power Woman...” The suit of armor fell away to reveal a robotic woman.
“In reality, I'm actually Wet Woman!”
The two foes were about to charge at each other, but suddenly the bridge disappeared In fact, the entire world basically disappeared All that was left were many confused people, and a never ending green and black sky.
Thatguy looked around the area, “What the hell happened.”
Smash Man began to run around the area, “Has anyone seen where Epic Kirby went?” he asked.
Suddenly, a giant creaking sound was heard and everyone looked up and saw a flying table, chair and computer. Though it started to crash towards the ground. Once the dust cleared from the landing they noticed Epic Kirby sitting in the now broken chair.
“Son of a...” he muttered.
Galaxy raised an eyebrow, “What the hell are you doing?”
Epic Kirby let out a weak chuckle, “Umm...you see there was a battle between Xman and Wet Woman...but it was so stupid that reality kind of broke...”
Elena ran up and grabbed Epic Kirby by the closest thing that can be considered his neck, “What do you mean reality broke?!”
“P-please put me down. And I'll explain” he managed to say. Elena complied and dropped him on the ground.
“Err...welcome to Cutstuff War Part 2 guys.”
“What's a Cutstuff?”
“Part 2?”
“You do realize I was in the middle of taking a shower?”
A mob was slowly forming around Epic Kirby by this point. Seeing no other option, he jumped at his computer and quickly typed something in.
“And time was somehow reversed so this chapter never happened!”
Suddenly, everyone except Epic Kirby disappeared from Cutstuff War Part 2.
Epic Kirby sighed and sat back down in his chair, that's the last time he'll every listen to Kirbysonic's ideas or Yellow Devil's “advice” on Skype. He was about to type something else, but left a quick little PS message.
“April Fools”

[MasterXman]

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Michael712 lost to Antares

[LlamaHombre]

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LlamaHombre predicted The 712th Michael's demise.

[Solar Equinox]

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Michael712 was haunted by Antares Satevis Sword

[Dr. Freeman]

So, a typo was pointed out near the beginning. But for some strange reason everytime I try to edit my post to fix it, the white box with the post is empty.
So I can't quite edit it...

[Tesseractal]

So, since I like pictures (and most people don't have them), I'll find character art that matches the description of the characters in each fight.

Here's Antares, non-combat attire.

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And another mysterious character...!?

[LlamaHombre]

Good luck finding something for LabadaHorde.

[BiscuitSlash]

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I don't care if I got chopped in half, I am very satisfied with this round!

Oh man Antares, M-7 is gonna be pissed!

[Dr. Freeman]

Spoilers Michael...

[BiscuitSlash]

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Michael712 to you EK!

Srry, I forgot

[TheBladeRoden]

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You could say he was...
*puts on sunglasses*
Darth Mauled
because Darth Maul was sliced in half, get it?

[xColdxFusionx]

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Michael712 suffered bad luck from Antares's Mirror Breaker.

[AquaRaider64]

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Michael712 was Sliced by Satevis Antares' Sword

[Dr. Freeman]

Umm, the messages are good and all. But I was curious if you can also tell me what you thought of the writing itself, and what was good, and what can be improved upon.
Thanks!

[Solar Equinox]

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The Chapter was ok.
It was an average chapter but the kill at the end seemed off. When Antares said "Controlled by his fears" it did not seem that he was afraid of anything, just increadably mad. The only logical thing that I think that Michael712 could fear would be Antares. Unless something happens later and conferms what this fear Michael712 had, I will be somewhat confused. That is the only complante that I have with this chapter.

Whoops my bad.