Cutstuff War Part 2: A Short Interlude (R.4 P.3)

[Jatea]

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Creation of the Solar-Powered Beverages Alliance, September 18, 20XX

This sure seems like a good opportunity for all the weapons-producing facilities/companies to start fighting each other
Or maybe not even fighting each other but rather making other people fight for them

Also hooray for real non-battle chapters

[Dr. Freeman]

I wrote this chapter on the spur of the moment and some skype talk. Somehow I decided to make it tie into future stuff.

[Laggy Blazko]

         

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I wish I could comment this in some other way.

[xColdxFusionx]

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And then the giant robot ran out of bandwidth.

[Jatea]

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The Airtopian Conflict, September 22, 20XX

[3:47:48 PM] A big teddy bear: Who the fuck takes a bite out of a raw potato
[3:47:56 PM] A big teddy bear: and then wastes it
[3:48:03 PM] A big teddy bear: that could have been perfectly good ammunition

But yeah
More fighting, except it's between Cutopians and a foreign rival
a decent change of pants pace

[Dr. Freeman]

This is the first time I had to make slight family relationships between two characters not related, and ignore a backstory!

Yeah!

Anyway, just a group of shorter events, the first one was going to be in the last chapter but I decided against it.

[Jatea]

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A whole lot of crap happens
The Aftermath of the Airtopian Conflict/Alexis does stuff (September 22, 20XX)
Something about Oshiro & Friends (September 23, 20XX)
Creation of Team Guy the Guy Alliance/Cutopian Book Club (September 23, 20XX)
Kirbysonic and Evil Pal do things (September 23, 20XX)

I probably should have done this earlier but whatever

so yeah I don't get the Oshiro part at all but then again Oshiro was never relevant
also I just reread the rest of the Second Great Cutopian War and I don't know anymore so ok


You should make a section dedicated to Supplementary Material
All the side stories, expanded backstories, character development, and other fun things should go there
except you have to ask around for stories that weren't posted on Cutstuff but even then people might be willing to showcase their words

We must hand out memberships for the Cutopian Book Club and enact our plan of world domination write stories and sell them for massive profit

[xColdxFusionx]

Welp
Since EK's going on a hiatus of indeterminate and possibly infinite length, he's given me permission to post what he calls "the cliffnotes" of the rest of the war for the five of us who were actually interested
So yeah, inbound... not really sure you can call them spoilers...

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[10:14:13 PM] Dr. Freeman: The next chapter was a battle in port town, Raider would have died taking down Port Town. Nix/Savior's characters would have invaded and fought off Antares. Savior/Auoria are also alive. Complicated stuff happens with Antares and Auroria (not my idea, thatguy/roc) and Auriora has some vessel or something to end the world. (idunno) no one else dies, Sephra was working with Tsuki the whole time and they escape leaving Port Town
[10:14:44 PM] Dr. Freeman: ALEXIS joins the guys who beat up Airman James and starts an Anti Magic Alliance. More characters would have joined including Lego's character among others
[10:15:33 PM] Dr. Freeman: The group of silver cloaked men is actually runned by MidnightTH and his clones with the plan of assimilating the entire world, using another dimension thing that was being built by what's his face before Elena killed him
[10:15:52 PM] Dr. Freeman: But Midnight gets the dimensional machine made by Tsuki from the first part from a mysterious person =o
[10:16:14 PM] Dr. Freeman: There's a whole subplot about the bounty hunters and other charactesr in here somewhere
[10:16:18 PM] Dr. Freeman: it's not fleshed out so not important
[10:16:36 PM] Dr. Freeman: Gumballtoid attemtps some thefts from OJ's plaec stealing stuff yay
[10:17:28 PM] Dr. Freeman: Elena makes a temporary allliance with Scrap Metal and friends and attacks the Oshiro Zone. Of all of Smash's characters not Nido and one of the robot masters are killed. Alvin Mexted is killed very violently by Dr. K in front of Nido's eyes. Nido hits despair event horrizon
[10:17:57 PM] Dr. Freeman: Barlowe makes an Anti Anti Magic Alliance with some magic guys
[10:18:28 PM] Dr. Freeman: Sephra mysteriously (!) learns how to get to CHAOS FANTAZY's super lair of computers, kills him and takes all the data from the first war
[10:19:02 PM] Dr. Freeman: Anti Magic Alliance and Anti Anti Magic Alliance Fight throughout everything, no details really. Lego betrays the Anti Magic Alliance because of how insane Alexis is
[10:19:20 PM] Dr. Freeman: During her despair event horrizon Nido not only gets herself a fancy alliance but unseals Solar's character who is impossible to spell
[10:19:47 PM] Dr. Freeman: That impossible character kills Elena for real by using mindrape invovling those childhood memories you posted
[10:20:08 PM] Dr. Freeman: let's see
[10:20:11 PM] Dr. Freeman: trying to remember things
[10:20:17 PM] Dr. Freeman: Korby fights Horby at one point. worth mentioning
[10:20:19 PM] Dr. Freeman: Korby wins
[10:20:26 PM] Dr. Freeman: umm
[10:20:46 PM] Dr. Freeman: Barlowe and Auroria interact, Barlowe wanting the super world ender from Auroria for himself it works eventually I guess
[10:20:56 PM] Dr. Freeman: At some point Midnight does things and loses
[10:21:19 PM] Dr. Freeman: I think HD kills Nido and Impossible Character fights HD and they both die...?
[10:21:56 PM] Dr. Freeman: Sephra uses the first war info to have Tsuki build clones of every character from the first war
[10:22:02 PM] Dr. Freeman: OJ has an exploding bear army
[10:22:25 PM] Dr. Freeman: Thatguy has been possessed by Galaxy for a long time, Ventus finds out and fights Galaxy, killing him.Sam might die during that
[10:22:55 PM] Dr. Freeman: Thatguy is back to his senses but his scouter starts telling him fucked up shit causing him to go insane, because he actually has an insane side in his brain
[10:23:19 PM] Dr. Freeman: As that alternate dimension had three people go in before the first war, Alternate Thatguy, Alternate Galaxy, Alternate EK (Kirbysonic)
[10:23:35 PM] Dr. Freeman: Insane Thatguy merged with Thatguy, Alternate Galaxy killed the real Galaxy and KS did what he did in the first war
[10:24:12 PM] Dr. Freeman: But Thatguy goes insane and attemtps to do stuff. There's a really big battle with Thatguy vs himself. Shit goes down, Ventus probably dies in the battle and after he snaps out of it Thatguy kills himself
[10:24:16 PM] Dr. Freeman: NOW FOR THE BIG JUICE
[10:24:37 PM] Dr. Freeman: Dr. K is still being evil and was behind scouters. Both Alexis and Thatguy. Causing Thatguy to go insane and Alexis wasn't from the future
[10:25:05 PM] Dr. Freeman: Dr. K built Alexis with false memories just to fuck a lot of shit up
[10:25:11 PM] Dr. Freeman: Unknown Crazy Battles happen
[10:25:13 PM] Dr. Freeman: AND THEN
[10:25:21 PM] Dr. Freeman: THAT MYSTERIOUS PERSON KIRBYSONIC WAS TALKING TO IN THE VERY LAST THING
[10:26:18 PM] Dr. Freeman: Is that evil god like being from the end of the first one who possessed Epic Kirby's body and was the only who gave Sephra access to the HUD and gave midnight the teleporter. Being found out EK is killed and the evil god gets ready to destroy the entire fucking planet, just as Barlowe is using the world ender from Auroria. Final Battles go down. Maybe 5 survivors
[10:26:32 PM] Dr. Freeman: that's the cliffnote

[Solar Equinox]

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Well at least I can see this end knowing that one of my characters was planned to kill off Elena for good.

[Max]

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Well at least I can see this end knowing that one of my characters was planned to kill off Elena for good.

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Well at least I can see this end knowing none of my characters did anything HACK COUGH COUGH 1/10

[Magnet Dood]

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None of my characters died, I won J

[Thunderono]

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My character didn't show up, I won more.  

[CHAOS_FANTAZY]

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Well fuck I died
Good thing I stopped caring a long, long time ago

[Hilman170499]

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So, just asking, for characters not mentioned there...
Are they gonna play just a minor role or no appearences at all?

[Jatea]

Ok so Freeman sent out another thing to us (Cold Foosion, TG74, me)
Courtesy of him and TG, he came up with the final list of the 10 survivors of the Second Great Cutopian War

He wanted Cold Foosion to post the list but then he was busy exploring the wonders of his nasal cavities and establishing a name for Elena in the area of Nova Toidtopia, so I decided to do it instead.

Here it is:

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[10:29:36 PM] Dr. Freeman: cf should be posting the list soon but
[10:29:40 PM] Dr. Freeman:
Antares
Mortimer Rivera
Sephra
Nix
Celeste
Lego
Korby
Labada
Stealthy Gumball
TGOT (not his allies)
[10:29:59 PM] Dr. Freeman: EVERYONE ELSE DIES A PAINFUL DEATH
[10:30:06 PM] Dr. Freeman: or doesn't appear at all, I dunno
[10:30:26 PM] A big teddy bear: so I forgot
was there an apocalypse and only the 10 survived
[10:30:37 PM] Dr. Freeman: Various shits go down
[10:31:23 PM] Dr. Freeman: Like giant ass battles, expldoing bears, evil crap. And then there's part 1 of the apocolaypse that TG planned wtih some of his guys, and then there's my part of the apocolaypse that kills everyone else who's not already dead by this point
[10:31:27 PM] Dr. Freeman: And a lot of people are dead by that point
[10:36:30 PM] Dr. Freeman: since cf is busy you can post the list if you want