Tales of Red

[RebootRaeg]

improv story based on red's skype-based shenanigans
tg told me to do it
[edited: story posts are colored red. read only red text to just get the story, read it all for full effect]

[5:13:21 PM] Captain Barlowe of Ecclesia: Rebutt write
[5:13:28 PM] Thom Yorke: what should i write
[5:13:36 PM] Captain Barlowe of Ecclesia: Stuff
[5:13:41 PM] Captain Barlowe of Ecclesia: That you were doing before
[5:16:52 PM] Red: asd
[5:17:23 PM] Thom Yorke: One bright and shining day,
[5:17:33 PM] Red: wat
[5:17:36 PM] Thom Yorke: in the continent of South America,
[5:17:40 PM] Thom Yorke: there was a boy.
[5:17:43 PM] LlamaHombre: Oh wow Green Forest is going to be easy to cover
[5:17:48 PM] Thom Yorke: A boy prepared to set forth on a journey
[5:17:53 PM] Thom Yorke: that would forever alter his life,
[5:18:04 PM] Thom Yorke: and set him onto a new path of excitement, danger, and heroism.
[5:18:14 PM] Thom Yorke: This is the new CutStuff(TM) fanfiction
[5:18:19 PM] Thom Yorke: about the life of a heroic boy
[5:18:20 PM] Thom Yorke: named Red.
[5:18:27 PM] Thom Yorke: that's my prologue do you like it tg
[5:19:04 PM] Red: reboot why me
[5:19:11 PM] Captain Barlowe of Ecclesia: It's new?
[5:19:12 PM] Thom Yorke: you happened to be there
[5:19:18 PM] Red: ok
[5:19:18 PM] Captain Barlowe of Ecclesia: That seems to be good
[5:19:32 PM] Captain Barlowe of Ecclesia: I bet it will contain monkeys
[5:19:39 PM] Thom Yorke: thanks man
[5:19:43 PM] Thom Yorke: it will all be improv
[5:19:53 PM] Thom Yorke: and based on red's skype-related shenanigans
[5:20:34 PM] Captain Barlowe of Ecclesia: So this will be
[5:20:37 PM] Captain Barlowe of Ecclesia: Red's Story
[5:20:42 PM] Thom Yorke: yeah man
[5:21:34 PM] Red: yay
[5:21:36 PM] Red: also tg
[5:21:38 PM] Red: I DEFUSED THE BOMB
[5:22:18 PM] Captain Barlowe of Ecclesia: Now
[5:22:22 PM] Captain Barlowe of Ecclesia: Stop nthe shuttle factory
[5:22:24 PM] Thom Yorke: Red wakes to a glowing morning, the sun shining through his modest window. He sits up, perplexed. He looks up to the ceiling that hung over his head, and ponders. Out loud, he asks himself, or maybe someone else unseen, "Why me?"
[5:22:25 PM] Captain Barlowe of Ecclesia: No charge attacks
[5:22:46 PM] Thom Yorke: He begins to lighten up his mood, giving off a soft, cheery "Yay."
[5:22:57 PM] Thom Yorke: He takes out his cellular telephone.
[5:23:23 PM] Thom Yorke: Quickly he dials the numbers of a good friend of his, one distanced a great way away from Red's southern home.
[5:23:45 PM] Thom Yorke: His friend picks up. He is known as Thatguy, and just might play a big role in Red's even bigger story.
[5:23:57 PM] Captain Barlowe of Ecclesia: Hi red
[5:23:58 PM] Thom Yorke: "I DEFUSED THE BOMB!" Red exclaims into the cellphone.
[5:24:31 PM] Thom Yorke: TG reacts with a calm expression.
[5:24:47 PM] Thom Yorke: "Now, stop the shuttle factory." TG plainly states.
[5:24:58 PM] Red: but tg i already got past that part
[5:24:59 PM] Thom Yorke: There seems to be more this event than currently seen.
[5:25:02 PM] Red: i'm in the temple of flame
[5:25:16 PM] Thom Yorke: Red responds, telling TG that he is one step ahead of him.
[5:25:28 PM] Thom Yorke: Red was always a competent child.
[5:25:41 PM] Captain Barlowe of Ecclesia: Sweet
[5:25:53 PM] Captain Barlowe of Ecclesia: Good luck with Fefnir
[5:26:14 PM] Thom Yorke: "Sweet" TG says, calmly yet again, but with a little bit of excitement in his tone.
[5:26:22 PM] Thom Yorke: TG wishes Red luck.
[5:26:39 PM] Thom Yorke: He will surely need it on the big journey ahead of him.
[5:27:50 PM] Captain Barlowe of Ecclesia: Rebutt what are you doing
[5:28:10 PM] Thom Yorke: We shift our focus onto Red's friend, Thatguy.
[5:28:20 PM] Thom Yorke: He says to someone not physically there, "What are you doing?"
[5:28:46 PM] Thom Yorke: He seems to be a little confused about current happenings, despite their otherwise mundane quality.
[5:28:58 PM] Captain Barlowe of Ecclesia: Rebutt, you're mundane
[5:29:28 PM] Thom Yorke: He continues his conversation with the seemingly invisible person.
[5:29:39 PM] Captain Barlowe of Ecclesia: No, you're right there
[5:29:41 PM] Captain Barlowe of Ecclesia: Above me
[5:29:48 PM] Captain Barlowe of Ecclesia: You darn spy
[5:29:58 PM] Red: tg you're talking to the air
[5:29:59 PM] Red: you're insane
[5:30:34 PM] Thom Yorke: Thatguy furthers his interaction with the air.
[5:30:35 PM] Captain Barlowe of Ecclesia: Well, you're more insane
[5:30:54 PM] Thom Yorke: Red, somewhere in South America, contemplates over his dear friend TG's sanity.
[5:30:56 PM] Red: how so
[5:31:05 PM] Captain Barlowe of Ecclesia: Because of my love of sevens
[5:31:19 PM] Red: then you're the insane one
[5:31:37 PM] Thom Yorke: TG and Red talk on the phone a bit more, discussing numbers and sanity.
[5:31:48 PM] Thom Yorke: Which is actually not as unusual as one might think.
[5:31:52 PM] Cactus: Wut
[5:32:04 PM] Captain Barlowe of Ecclesia: The sevenspiracy infected red, anyway
[5:32:26 PM] Thom Yorke: Somewhere else in the world, another one of Red's friends stand confused like many another.
[5:32:49 PM] Thom Yorke: Much confusion is forseen in the big day that Red has ahead of him.
[5:33:07 PM] Captain Barlowe of Ecclesia: That's because red needs to beat Zero 2
[5:33:10 PM] Captain Barlowe of Ecclesia: WIth all As
[5:33:22 PM] Red: that's impossible and you know it
[5:33:32 PM] Captain Barlowe of Ecclesia: Red
[5:33:33 PM] Captain Barlowe of Ecclesia: I did it
[5:33:33 PM] Onion Knight: Rebutt this is the best thing I have ever seen
[5:33:35 PM] Red: you go do it then, all ex skills, all cyber elves, don't use one
[5:33:37 PM] Captain Barlowe of Ecclesia: It wasn't that hard
[5:33:38 PM] Thom Yorke: Thatguy begins to command Red in a friendly manner. Red has unfinished business, it seems. Thatguy will not led Red forget it.
[5:33:48 PM] Captain Barlowe of Ecclesia: It was yesterday when I did it, too
[5:33:57 PM] Cactus: *brings up some popcorns*
[5:33:58 PM] Red: you god
[5:34:04 PM] Captain Barlowe of Ecclesia: 96 even on the
[5:34:07 PM] Captain Barlowe of Ecclesia: Temple of the sky
[5:34:11 PM] Captain Barlowe of Ecclesia: Fun times
[5:34:20 PM] Captain Barlowe of Ecclesia: Oh and 85 on the lsat level
[5:34:24 PM] Cactus: Oh damn I forgot the 3D glasses
[5:34:36 PM] Thom Yorke: Somewhere in the world yet again, the tiny souls that live within the grains of popped corn perish in the digestive system of one of Red's friends.
[5:35:00 PM] Thom Yorke: Meanwhile, Red and TG continue their shenanigans over their respective phones.
[5:35:04 PM] Onion Knight: you have to post this on the forum
[5:35:06 PM] Thom Yorke: Video games are very important to these two.
[5:35:22 PM] Red: that cactus is my friend?
[5:35:22 PM] Red: neat
[5:35:31 PM] Thom Yorke: But they will not be as important once Red's journey begins fully.
[5:35:40 PM] Cactus: Oh what is this nosense
[5:35:46 PM] Thom Yorke: Red begins to ponder his ties with some of his "friends".
[5:35:49 PM] Red: when am i supposed to begin fully now
[5:36:06 PM] Thom Yorke: He wonders just what exactly his purpose is.
[5:36:18 PM] Thom Yorke: What is he supposed to do in the life given to him?
[5:36:27 PM] Thom Yorke: A question answered best by time itself.
[5:36:39 PM] Captain Roll Buster: Lad why you so dumb
[5:36:52 PM] Red: nemu no
[5:37:01 PM] Thom Yorke: Somewhere in relatively closer proximity to Red's souther home.
[5:37:03 PM] Red: if you do something rebutt will put you in his story
[5:37:34 PM] Thom Yorke: Another pal of Red starts to ask questions that fall under the topic of knowledgability.
[5:37:58 PM] Thom Yorke: This mysterious chum of Red knows just what kind of people are out there in this harsh world.
[5:38:19 PM] Thom Yorke: Red gives this friend a telepathic warning. But over what?
[5:38:36 PM] Thom Yorke: That's just what a close bond between two individuals can do.
[5:38:39 PM] Thom Yorke: It can give them telepathy.
[5:38:57 PM] Thom Yorke: [brb]
[5:39:00 PM] Cactus: Oh god, this is interesting
[5:40:24 PM] Thom Yorke: [back, yo]
[5:40:53 PM] Captain Barlowe of Ecclesia: Isn't galaxy crazy or something
[5:41:02 PM] Thom Yorke: Again, in that mysterious location on the face of the earth, one of the many afformentioned companions of Red gain interest in something.
[5:41:05 PM] Thom Yorke: What could it be?
[5:41:18 PM] Thom Yorke: TG shifts their conversational topic to sanity yet again.
[5:41:28 PM] Onion Knight: say it was Smash Man or something
[5:41:33 PM] Captain Barlowe of Ecclesia: Well, he is under my command
[5:41:38 PM] Captain Barlowe of Ecclesia: Technically
[5:42:25 PM] Thom Yorke: Thatguy asserts and clearly states his authority.
[5:42:30 PM] Thom Yorke: He is not a person to mess with.
[5:43:11 PM] Thom Yorke: The name "Smash Man" comes to an individual's mind. Another friend of Red, it seems. Red surely gets along with many people.
[5:43:35 PM] Thom Yorke: The name just might become important in the growing tale of our hero, Red.
[5:43:35 PM] Captain Barlowe of Ecclesia: Friend?
[5:43:39 PM] Captain Barlowe of Ecclesia: He betrayed us
[5:44:24 PM] Thom Yorke: The idea of friendship becomes a tricky subject to Thatguy. He begins to rethink his thoughts on the concept.
[5:44:55 PM] Cactus: Plot twist
[5:45:00 PM] Red: shut up you
[5:45:12 PM] Cactus: Why?
[5:45:17 PM] xColdxFusionx: viewtopic.php?f=38&t=3946&p=164315#p164315
Thread Revived. Sort of.
[5:45:31 PM] Thom Yorke: Red tells someone not physically there to hush. He seems to be slightly irritated.
[5:45:43 PM] Thom Yorke: Thatguy's mention of betrayal might have ticked him off.
[5:46:16 PM] Captain Barlowe of Ecclesia: Smash man betrayed me
[5:46:18 PM] Captain Barlowe of Ecclesia: Not red
[5:46:24 PM] Thom Yorke: Somewhere, someone in the world looks upon a message board.
[5:46:41 PM | Edited 5:47:14 PM] Thom Yorke: Thatguy tries to calm Red, explaining the reasoning behind his mention of betrayal.
[5:46:50 PM] Thom Yorke: He tells Red of someone who had betrayed TG once.
[5:47:02 PM] Cactus: trys
[5:47:03 PM] Thom Yorke: The mood becomes somber.
[5:47:06 PM] xColdxFusionx: http://youtu.be/EmeIvbBuP_w
[5:47:10 PM | Removed 5:47:13 PM] Cactus: This message has been removed.
[5:47:25 PM] Red: cactus go away
[5:47:32 PM] Red: nobody cares about you and your grammar nazis
[5:47:37 PM] Cactus: I can't. I'm a cactus
[5:47:39 PM] Gummywormz: ken / bb need to exist more
[5:47:41 PM] Thom Yorke: That someone who is somewhere in the world shifts his attention to online videos.
[5:47:52 PM] Thom Yorke: He appears to enjoy sharing.
[5:48:07 PM] Onion Knight: technically it was for a good cause
[5:48:13 PM] Thom Yorke: Red only becomes more irritated as he commands a leave from someone still not physically there.
[5:48:20 PM] Captain Barlowe of Ecclesia: Good cause, right
[5:48:23 PM] Onion Knight: since you know, Elena's FUCKING EVIL and all
[5:48:36 PM] Captain Barlowe of Ecclesia: Elena manipulated me, so it isn't your fault
[5:48:46 PM] Thom Yorke: TG begins to argue inside his head. He remembers the specific person who had backstabbed him.
[5:48:57 PM] Onion Knight: she murdered Sequence, that shit can't go unpunished
[5:49:00 PM] Captain Barlowe of Ecclesia: But smash is right there
[5:49:15 PM] Thom Yorke: [not in universe, man]
[5:49:54 PM] Captain Barlowe of Ecclesia: Okay, well
[5:49:57 PM | Edited 5:49:59 PM] Captain Barlowe of Ecclesia: Blame elena
[5:49:59 PM] xColdxFusionx: "Smeagol: Go away!
Gollum: 'Go away?'"
[5:50:37 PM] Thom Yorke: Red begins to walk out of his home. His journey is still ahead of him. He brings the cell phone along, still in casual conversation with Thatguy.
[5:51:09 PM] Thom Yorke: The sharing-fanatic that is somewhere in the world begins to reminisce the more entertaining things they have come across in the past.
[5:51:31 PM] Captain Barlowe of Ecclesia: CF is dead, though
[5:51:47 PM] Thom Yorke: Suddenly, that same sharing-fanatic collapses.
[5:51:50 PM] Thom Yorke: Something is amiss.
[5:51:53 PM] xColdxFusionx: I GOT SMASHFACED
[5:52:02 PM] Thom Yorke: He yells in what seems to be agony.
[5:52:20 PM] Captain Barlowe of Ecclesia: You got smooshed
[5:52:25 PM] Hiring Devils: [EDITED OUT FOR PRIVACY]
[5:52:37 PM] Cactus: Suddenly random links
[5:53:10 PM] Thom Yorke: Another associate of Red enters the story, and he looks to be as fanatical of sharing as the currently pained, original sharing-fanatic was.
[5:53:11 PM | Edited 5:53:14 PM] Hiring Devils: CSCAT beta 2
[5:53:19 PM] Gummywormz: k
[5:53:26 PM] Cactus: CutStuff kitty
[5:53:37 PM] Thom Yorke: He shares great news to his pals.
[5:53:39 PM] Mrguy891 "Steve Smith": i wanna fuck you hard, I wanna feel you deep
[5:53:52 PM] Cactus: Said a turtle
[5:54:08 PM] Thom Yorke: And yet another associate of Red awakes. He begins his day with a more boastful start.
[5:54:14 PM] Thom Yorke: He is an outgoing one.
[5:54:26 PM] Thom Yorke: Somewhere in the world, cacti speak of turtles.
[5:54:30 PM] Thom Yorke: It is a harsh world that Red lives in.
[5:54:40 PM] Hiring Devils: Guys get on the CSCAT server
[5:54:41 PM] Hiring Devils: now
[5:54:47 PM] Cactus: Minecraft
[5:54:48 PM] Gummywormz: k
[5:54:50 PM] Cactus: sorry
[5:55:05 PM] Thom Yorke: The second sharing fanatic begins to contact his friends, alerting them.
[5:55:21 PM] Thom Yorke: Some are busy, yet some oblige.
[5:55:21 PM | Edited 5:55:27 PM] Hiring Devils: Call?
[5:55:29 PM] Onion Knight: hey look everybody I'm ColdFusion
http://subculture.animeblogger.net/imag ... i11_01.jpg
[5:55:37 PM] xColdxFusionx: OH MY GOD
[5:55:45 PM] Roc's Cryogen: >pony not found
[5:55:47 PM] Hiring Devils: Aaa get me my call back
[5:55:57 PM] xColdxFusionx: WHY IS THIS CALL DYING PAINFULLY
[5:56:04 PM] Thom Yorke: The pained sharing fanatic becomes excited yet again. It may be something that has happened.
[5:56:06 PM] *** Call ended ***
[5:56:10 PM] Thom Yorke: He again remembers the pain he is in, though.
[5:56:11 PM] Hiring Devils: I think Lego's internetz died again
[5:56:20 PM] *** Conference call ***
[5:56:26 PM] Onion Knight: wow Roc
[5:56:27 PM] Cactus: What happened to Red?
[5:56:28 PM] Hiring Devils: yay
[5:56:35 PM] Red: minecraft.
[5:56:43 PM] Thom Yorke: Death has happened among Red's companions. But exactly whose life was taken?
[5:56:43 PM] Lego: internet reset
[5:56:45 PM] *** Conference call ***
[5:56:49 PM] Cactus: No the in-story Red.
[5:57:02 PM] Thom Yorke: Meanwhile, Red still walks outside in the wild.
[5:57:19 PM] Thom Yorke: He begins to take the materials around him and craft things, using whatever was available.
[5:57:25 PM] Thom Yorke: Red was always a crafty person.
[5:57:35 PM] Thom Yorke: The skill just might become important in his upcoming story of heroism.
[5:57:52 PM] Captain Barlowe of Ecclesia: He needs to defeat that guy in th temple of fire
[5:58:00 PM] Red: never
[5:58:20 PM] Thom Yorke: Still on the phone, TG reminds Red of his still unfinished business.
[5:58:26 PM] Thom Yorke: Red disregards TG's implorations.
[5:59:58 PM] Captain Barlowe of Ecclesia: Red, stop being boring
[6:00:00 PM] Captain Barlowe of Ecclesia: And finish it
[6:00:18 PM] Red: but i don't want to right now
[6:00:21 PM] Thom Yorke: Red's day begins to slow down. He looks up at the sky while he subconsciously plays around with the materials he has collected in previous sessions of crafting.
[6:00:23 PM] Captain Barlowe of Ecclesia: Thou must
[6:00:32 PM] Thom Yorke: TG and Red's talk still continues on.
[6:00:50 PM] Thom Yorke: The day is at a mundane point, but calm comes before the storm.
[6:01:10 PM] Thom Yorke: The question is, just when will this storm come?
[6:01:14 PM] Thom Yorke: And what will it entail?
[6:01:20 PM] Thom Yorke: Questions that are best answered by time itself.
[6:01:26 PM] Thom Yorke: END OF CHAPTER 1

[Magnet Dood]

this shall be the greatest fanfic everrrrrrrr

[Red]

when are we going to get an update?

[Kackebango]

i ditn read what u say ..?!
but write pls ,okay thanks we all should learnd to tolerate each other .., mmmkay? lol