Llama's Nuzlockes ([FAILED] Black, Livestream Sienna)

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This is the best screenshot "let's play" I've ever read. Seriously dude, good job.

Also why is Oddish not Ivory

[Nostalgia]

This is better than LPs in general

[Donutyoshi]

I actually know I would've been in this Nuzlocke if Llama actually went back to Goldenrod and got Bill's Eevee. But I think it's normal for Nuzlocke to not backtrack just to get a poke?
If not, I may pester you to get that Eevee and actually grind it. Well there's still that Eevee in the game corner, but does anyone who Nuzlockes a pokemon game even take time in the game corner shit?

Just sayin', but still keep going llama.

[Ceridran]

If you get a Fighting type, could you name it after me, just because you may just not?

[LlamaHombre]

Yo dawgs

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-Ivory: Really? I could've sworn I sweeped that place looking for him. Thanks for the info though.
-Red:
   was
   it
   really
-King Dumb: spoilers guys I fight a gym leader in this part
-SaviorSword: Magikarp
-SmashBro: I have already removed my internal ear organs so I can be freed of this torture
-Star Dood: I'll try!!1
-Humbly Depressed:
-Nostalgia: You're the one giving this damn thing a license to thrill
-Donutyoshi: Who the hell needs gift pokemon
-Zerokk: Didn't know Magikarp was a fighting pokemon

This update is brought to you by Necrophageon

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So until this guy gets the 92+ subscribers he deserves Day 4's going nowhere

let's go with Day 3 first though coming to you from photobucket

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there's a fucking bat in your house you witch



so I'm not in hoenn?



fuck you too



gummy's a pinsir by the way



holy shit global warming wasn't even a big deal at this point in time why is your mouth moving and speaking speech



oh ok no seriously
Where am I supposed to get a water stone?





hnnnnngh oh look grass



ha no



holy fucking what

where is this man's right eye

no I'm serious here
this is a serious question
I'm seriously serious



oh uh I'll take ten boxes of double fudge then



THIS MAN WAS CHILLING OUT IN FRONT OF A POWER PLANT
SHMECKIE MY MAN YOU KNOW HOW TO PARTY



if it would allow me to play any hl2.exe mod at more than 3 fps then I'd steal it as well



yeah his name was zapdos you inconsiderate fucks



oh boy

so now we have to chase this engrish dude




let's ignore the plot and jump around the gyms a bit



ok no seriously what
what is this doing out here
who is even going to come here



OH KAY I NEED TO GO THERE



skmech can bring some flash up in this shit



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I FUCKIGN LOVE CUBONE



aw it's so ronery

wait

>female

oh hell no





holy evolutions batman



ok we're out



HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA-choo



hey guys it's lavender town
we all love lavender town
it's the reason why we replay gen 1 and 2 right



I think the scariest part about this place is its Pokemart
those are some attrocious items




That other thing's a nidorino but this is the bigger offender



oh

...oh

We should probably get serious for a bit, guys.



I've been fortunate to only lose six, as I know there are plenty who have lost more, but it hurts all the same.

DarkAura, I never really knew you. If I had just switched you out instead of trying to run like a bitch, you'd be here.
Fyone, you were my first capture. You had a lot of promise, being a flying type that can shoot psychics out of her eyes. If I had known Miltank still had one more rollout in store, I'd have put someone else in.
Nemu, you were the most careless of my deaths. I had known you for so long and I needed just to survive one final rollout. I carelessly through you in there as death fodder. Your sacrifice went to vain, even, as one extra rollout ended Fyone.
Roc, we had such a future. I don't even remember what happened, you just...died. That Gengar just drained the life from you without a care in the world. I should've known he wouldn't have just been stupid and tried shadow balling you.
Megaman, I couldn't ever understand it. That one Low Kick that did you in was a Critical Hit. I just don't understand what either of us could have done for you to deserve that. Arceus knows whether this will happen again.
Swissroll, I fucked up. I wanted to get through this with you. You were the thunder, rain and lightning. I decided to slam the space bar like a retard though, and I paid the price. Our team still isn't as complete now as it was then.

Thunder, rain and lightning
Danger, water rising
Clamour, sirens wailing,
It's such a bad sign

Shadows of dark creatures
Steel clouds floating in the air
People run for shelter
What's gonna happen to us?


































I'll return someday, my fallen comrades.

We have a quest to attend to.






FUCK YEAH SEAKING



oh wow that face
he looks as if he already knows



pikachu stopped being cool after the gen III anime



hnnnnng fuck

there's like cut trees everywhere and I need it to get items and pokemon

must resist urge to teach lego cut



oh damn look it's a unique sprite



welp



don't you ever bring rock club back to this sacred ground again or I'll end her life myself



now see why can't people in kanto have actual scary things like this
and by scary I mean it would be if I didn't have iron tail



spoilers there's no safari zone in this game



I'll buy your passion pink milkman for three bajillion buds with 47 bill's hats



ok hold on this one has green hair

what



oh god it's like a naruto convention where a bunch of girls cosplay and one sexually awkward boy decides to show up crossdressing



you'll never scare me as much as koga



ok scared



and then I wasn't



I win your soul

and
AND
AND

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

aw man guys you excited

I will be once Necrophageon has those 92 subscribers I mentioned earlier

[King Dumb]

Youngster Joey never ceases to amuse. It's like he was meant to be a joke or something.

Lavender Town never disappoints.

Also, the classic dilemma: who to **** over with Cut.

Wartorn was a good name for that Cubone. Makes you classy

This is hilarious, man.

[Nostalgia]

Would I be sane if I thought I would be the most OP Pok?mon on your team now that I've learned toxic

[Sora]

Mommy, when I grow up...

...I wanna be just like Youngster Joey!

[Captain Barlowe]

Youngster Joey is the star today.
This is hilarious and definitely cracked me up, especially the parts with Joey

[Ceridran]

YES, I GET IT. YOUR RATTATA IS IN THE TOP PERCENTAGE OF RATTATAS.
IT'S BEEN A FREAKING RATICATE SINCE OUR LAST BATTLE, WILL YOU EVER
CALL IT A RATICATE?! IT'S NOT A FREAKING RATTATA- .. Ah, screw it. *hangs up*

[Max]

Why am I never used

[xColdxFusionx]

You give a long, serious memorial eulogy for all your dead Pokemon.
You shed a tear as you turn to leave.
Your cell phone rings. You answer it, trying to fight sobbing.
"H-hello?"
"MY RATTATA IS A BADASS YOU SHOULD COME FIGHT ME"

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"Labada Horde was found guilty of the murder of one Youngster Joey earlier today."

[Hallan Parva]

don't you ever bring [REDACTED] back to this sacred ground again or I'll end her life myself

damn son

you know we call those "jokes" in my country

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name her Nido and we have a deal

best part so far

NOS YOU GOT THIS IN THE BAG YO

[KillerChair]

If you ever want to give my name to a pokemon... Make it a Scizor/Chinchou
GL HF for the rest of the playthrough.

[LlamaHombre]

Necrophageon has 92 subscribers so I've decided I'm going to stop blackmailing you guys

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King Dumb: Haha it's annoying, but I'm just going to have Gummy be my Cutmonkey
Nostalgia: You're going to love this update
Sora:
Zerokk: I don't even talk to the guy
Ebithio: I actually use you a lot more than I show, as you'll see here.
xColdxFusionx:

SmashBro: Naming her Nido would conflict with rule 3 and would force her to be released
YOU ALL ARE GOING TO GO INSANE WHAT HAPPENS THIS UPDATE

KillerChair: Won't be able to get either of those without some serious luck or rule changes so sorry but thanks!

IT'S TIME.

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route 18 catch

oh god svdbkjfkaj it's female again



probably won't give a fuck



DUDE MAN WHERE'S MY WATER STONE



cycling road catch



















it's female














what I need is a water stone

you used to have this shit celadon

yuno



Frustration (Japanese: ????? Angry Outburst) is a damage-dealing Normal-type move introduced in Generation II. It has been TM21 since Generation II.



guess who forgot their coin case in goldenrod guys

spoilers it's me



I found some typo



fucking
why



YOU'RE THE BEST

AROUND

NOTHIN'S GONNA EVAH BRING YA DOWN



these trees' asses are grass

and I've got the weedwhacker



but I'm all out of gum






It's thunderstorming over here in Maryland
Lovely weather indeed



Please do so that I can loot the badge off you



>implying I'm going to lose



you



stand



no



FUCK NO



































MY FACE

MY FUCKING FACE

I had gone first with Ebithio, and Powder Snow did about half.
Bellosom used Sunny Day, and I have no idea why she'd do that.
I pushed Powder Snow again.

When it failed to knock out Bellosom, I remembered.

SOLARBEAM



Erika decided to be a retarded little bitch and use a Max Potion though, or I'd be missing a pokemon.



YOU CAN'T PAY ME IN SKITTLES

I ONLY ACCEPT TRIDENT LAYERS



route 8, didn't catch



TM29 in the town with a psychic gym

Well now I know what happened to Sabrina



Hey guys remember the engrish grunt

He put that part in a pool

So now let's go return it to the power plant





AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANFVKLASNVALKNBVLKAVNASVLKLKAS

fuck that noise we're going up



Just go back to your gym already

speaking of gym

I got my master's degree in stealth








well fuck



If I could just have something who could counter shit like this easily I wouldn't have to be scared so much



what is a cascade even



I think it's time we did some team changes.



I hate doing this, but as you're not pulling your weight, and there's no water stone in sight, I'm boxing you.



Let's do this.



My favorite Ground Type of all time?

Hell yes.



Most powerful water move in Gen II?

You bet.



Locked, loaded, and ready to kick ass?

His name is Nostalgia, and her name is Wartorn.

Good fucking luck, the rest of you gym leaders.

We're prepared.

Team Shot

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Going to need to continuing grinding up Wartorn, as well as getting more covers on the rest of my team.