Llama's Nuzlockes ([FAILED] Black, Livestream Sienna)

[Kenkoru]

I better be the Shinx. You better get a Shinx.

[Korby]

if Ken gets to be Shinx then I want to be Agumon.

[Sora]

If Korby gets to be Agumon then I get to be Mocchi

[xColdxFusionx]

If Sora gets to be Mocchi I want to be Matador.

[GameAndWatcher]

If CF's going to be Matador, I wanna be Trogdor.

[Dr. Freeman]

If Game&Watcher wants to be Trogdor, this joke has been going on too long

[LlamaHombre]

thanks for talking about the run guys I love you too

[xColdxFusionx]

You're welcome.

I wish I got paid in gum...

[Magnet Dood]

Llama why are you such a lady's man

[Tails]

Was I ever in this? =w=
Also this is a p rad nuzlocke Llama.

[LlamaHombre]

This doesn't seem to be the same size as the window I saw last time, Llama. What the hell's going on?






WHOA PROPHET
THIS HAS A LOT MORE COLORS AND SCREENS THAN THAT OTHER THING YOU WERE POSTING
WHAT'S THE DEAL, MAN?

Hey, this is your somewhat friendly neighborhood semi-domestic animal here and I'm bored to tears of grinding against Gravelers to grind up Wartorn so take this.

My Black Nuzlocke Rules:

1. If a Pokemon faints, it's permanently boxed.
2. Only catch the first Pokemon on each route.
2a. If I have a team of six, no backups.
2b. SHINIES BREAK ALL THE RULES EVERY RULES
2c. Reshiram is of story significance and must be caught.
3. Battle mode is on SET, which prevents me from switching between enemy fainting.
4. Grind like Hell
5. Naming theme is whatever the hell I want this time
6. No purchasing or selling items.
6a. Elite 4 is an exception because really

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Well hello lady

Wait, why are the walls like this

I understand I'm crazy but I don't need to be institutionalized



Oh, so this is one of them anime things. I'll bite.

This woman's very friendly and she seems rather reasonable as well!



Well then, so much for being reasonable.

I mean, seriously. Why do you even have to ask!?



You shouldn't need to ask that! Isn't my very feminine voice enough?



One obvious question after another.

I say that you should never trust your first impression, it's only 99% right.



I don't get along with the term "friend".



So I'm friends with Ryan Seacrest



and Megan Foxx



I dunno, Ryan Seacrest is the only thing that sells Unovan Idol nowadays.





Ryan Seacrest's a bit of a greedy bastard, isn't he?



And Megan Foxx is being Megan Foxx.



Oh we're just keeping animals in a cardboard box stapled closed.



I call shotgun



Ooh, it's a little grass snakey thing with legs. It's so smug and radical!



Aw, it's a little piggy thing with a bad case of diarrhea!



Oh, it's a fat bald bastard that evolves into a whale for some reason. How cute.

I HAVE BUTT PLUGS SO LET US BACON



And then I hated Ryan Seacrest

And then Megan Foxx decided to be an idiot and challenge me in my room and I decided to be a bigger idiot by not taking the screencap
Oops



Jeez Megan, you're making it sound as if I attacked YOU instead of your slick Snivy there.





OH GOD MEGAN NO

MY ONE DIRECTION POSTERS

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME



RYAN YOU'RE MAKING IT WORSE



RETURN TO THE HELL THAT YOU ARISED FROM, FOUL DEMON



THIS IS MY ROOM, RYAN

I DON'T EVEN HAVE A MOTHER



That woman back there isn't my mother what are you talking about



She'll let me name my Diarrhea pig now



You know.
As in the bacon.

You know what time it is.



Oh god this is going to smell beyond awful isn't it



These free air conditioners don't smell that bad to be honest.

HEY LET'S POKEMON



SUGAR HONEY ICE TEA, YES



TURKEY, YOU BASTARD

I guess since we only have one guy now let's grind him up a little



NEXT TOWN



Something here reeks like forced tutorial.

Meanwhile outside



"I am here representing Team PETA! We euthanize more Lillipups than any other organization out there because we're forced to!



And then his lackeys pick up his stuff and everybody leaves.



This is N.

He uses Pokemon to force you into not using your own Pokemon.



He's also really damn easy.



And then he leaves.





What kind of hairstyle is that anyways?

ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF DRAGON BALL Z KAI:

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Oh god please be ok at least my hats

ALSO PLEASE COMMENT OR I MIGHT GO OUT OF CONTROL AND HARM FLAMINGOES

[Sora]

And so Llama lost all his hats, End The.

Seriously though, I love reading through these~

[LlamaHombre]

Oh

uh

I should put these flamingos away then.

Thanks, glad to know I haven't lost my touch. I'll try to get an update up tonight.

[OZX]

Seriously though, I love reading through these~

This.

[Nostalgia]

I don't care about Pokémon in the slightest and I enjoy reading these.

That should give you an idea of the quality of your work.