Most embarrassing moments in a video game?

[Dr. Freeman]

Giving up on KHI: Kept trying to fight the shadows with the wooden sword (on the island right before it gets destroyed). Didn't realize I was supposed to find Riku and then get keyblade. This happened many a time to the point I was so frustrated that I didn't touch the game again until 5 months later.

Story of my 8 year old life.

[Sora]

Struggling for ages on taking down the final boss of FF8 when I had cards which could be turned into 100 Elixers and 100 Heroes.

Derp.

[Max]

Red thinks I'm a derp~

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[29/09/2012 20:18:27] Max: franz is another good one especially if he promotes into a great knight
[29/09/2012 20:18:40] Red: i promoted him to that lol
[29/09/2012 20:19:02] Max: he's level 20 on my new file but i have no knight crests hurrrrrr
[29/09/2012 20:19:15] Red: use a master seal
[29/09/2012 20:19:22] Red: buy a knight crest <_<
[29/09/2012 20:19:26] Max: wher
[29/09/2012 20:19:36] Red: that secret store in grado's keep
[29/09/2012 20:19:42] Max: i didn't go to it
[29/09/2012 20:20:21] Red: wsdfghjklkhgfdshjkbgvfdgsghyjunmbvcdxfsxrftyghjlkñ
[29/09/2012 20:20:25] Red: use a master seal then
[29/09/2012 20:20:33] Max: i don't have any
[29/09/2012 20:21:03] Red: what about the one you got in jehanna hall
[29/09/2012 20:21:06] Red: <_<
[29/09/2012 20:21:16] Max: uh
[29/09/2012 20:21:20] Max: uh
[29/09/2012 20:21:30] Max: uhhh
[29/09/2012 20:21:53] Red: how
[29/09/2012 20:21:54] Red: did
[29/09/2012 20:21:54] Red: TOU
[29/09/2012 20:21:55] Red: NOR
[29/09/2012 20:21:56] Red: FWR
[29/09/2012 20:21:56] Red: RHr
[29/09/2012 20:22:02] Max: what
[29/09/2012 20:22:04] Red: fuck my keyboard
[29/09/2012 20:22:05] Red: HOW
[29/09/2012 20:22:06] Red: DID
[29/09/2012 20:22:06] Red: YOU
[29/09/2012 20:22:07] Red: NOT
[29/09/2012 20:22:07] Red: GET
[29/09/2012 20:22:08] Red: THAT
[29/09/2012 20:22:08] Red: ONE
[29/09/2012 20:22:14] Max: i thought i did
[29/09/2012 20:22:22] Red: it was in the village
[29/09/2012 20:22:31] Red: IN THE GOD DAMN VILLAGE YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY MISS AND IT'S RIGHT NEXT TO YOU
[29/09/2012 20:22:41] Max: a village in jehanna hall????
[29/09/2012 20:23:08] Red: in the jehanna hall chapter
[29/09/2012 20:23:08] Red: yeah
[29/09/2012 20:23:10] Red: it was
[29/09/2012 20:23:11] Red: like
[29/09/2012 20:23:16] Red: right next to your starting point
[29/09/2012 20:23:29] Max: outside or inside
[29/09/2012 20:24:17] Red: sigh
[29/09/2012 20:24:22] Red: you're making me go to this damn place again
[29/09/2012 20:25:21] Red: http://www.fireemblemwod.net/fe8/guiafe ... h15fe8.htm
[29/09/2012 20:25:23] Red: there's a map there
[29/09/2012 20:25:32] Red: you see the village that's close to ephraim
[29/09/2012 20:25:37] Red: yeah that one has a master seal
[29/09/2012 20:25:44] Max: it's in spanish
[29/09/2012 20:25:49] Max: oh
[29/09/2012 20:25:52] Max: uh yeah
[29/09/2012 20:25:57] Max: i sent knoll to that village
[29/09/2012 20:26:00] Max: and then he kind of died
[29/09/2012 20:26:07] Max: hue
[29/09/2012 20:26:12] Red: WHAT HOW THE FUCK
[29/09/2012 20:26:29] Max: it was eirika's story
[29/09/2012 20:26:31] Red: WHY DID YOU LOSE THAT MASTER SEAL
[29/09/2012 20:26:48] Max: i forgot duessel's name for half a sec
[29/09/2012 20:26:54] Max: i ended up calling him darius in my head
[29/09/2012 20:27:07] Red: http://www.fireemblemwod.net/fe8/guiafe ... k15fe8.htm
[29/09/2012 20:27:27] Max: what
[29/09/2012 20:27:27] Red: seriously
[29/09/2012 20:27:30] Red: you fail hard at this game
[29/09/2012 20:27:39 | Edited 20:27:41] Red: that's the map for eirika's chapter 15
[29/09/2012 20:27:46] Max: knoll just fails hard at not being jumped on by cavaliers
[29/09/2012 20:27:55] Red: and why did you send him
[29/09/2012 20:27:58] Red: you fail
[29/09/2012 20:28:04] Max: because he was closest
[29/09/2012 20:28:35] Red: you fail at this game hard
[29/09/2012 20:29:03] Max: i do
[29/09/2012 20:29:26] Max: ewan died as well so i'm definitely a full time fail
[29/09/2012 20:29:37] Red: HOW
[29/09/2012 20:29:37] Red: DID
[29/09/2012 20:29:39] Red: YOU
[29/09/2012 20:29:39 | Edited 20:29:41] Red: KILL
[29/09/2012 20:29:42] Red: EWAN
[29/09/2012 20:29:43] Red: AEODSIFXHVJDGPOHF
[29/09/2012 20:29:44] Red: EISDGFN
[29/09/2012 20:29:48] Red: FUCKING HOW

[WheelieCarbonate]

diving on a low health anything in League of Legends, hitting him to 2 hp, the tower kills me, he gets first blood

[ashura9699]

Pokemon Online                                                             |
Me: All of my team dead except for shiny electrode.           |
Enemy sends out dusclops.                                             |
I ATTEMPT EXPLOSION, DERPING FOR A SECOND               |
It doesn't affect the foe's Dusclops...                               |
oops                                                                            |
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Playing Starcraft with Friends:
Me: Protoss
Kpio:Terran
I send carriers to his base
then
i realise i have no defense
and i realise that his ghosts are missing
oh SHIT
I run back to my base, cause i dont have mass recall
as soon as I arrive...
NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED
and he destroys my base
I meanwhile run away with an arbitur, and a shuttle w/probe
then
A wild BattleCruiser appeared!
Go! Arbiter!
Arbiter used Plasma!
It's not very effective...
The wild BC used Yamato Gun!
It's super effective!
Arbiter fainted!
Shuttle fainted!
Pylon fainted!
Ashura9699 has been eliminated!

[BiscuitSlash]

First time I played MMX3, I did something really dumb. Spoilers because spoilers

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On the Intro stage during the Zero segment, I jumped into the pitfall thinking it was were I had to actually go. Since Zero only have 1 life in this game, I game over'd and had to start the whole game again.

Really, I genuinely thought that was where I had to go, and dying just after caught me by suprise.

[Jman]

Dying at the VERY LAST SECOND in EoSD on Lunatic mode when I was about to kill Remilia.
Then a bullet barely touched the side of my hitbox when I thought i grazed it

[Colonel ServBot]

How's about playin mm8bdm and not getting any frags. For a fifteen frag limit. Or getting negative frags

[Galactan]

I somehow managed to fall off of Mobius loop in F-zero GX.  It was hilarious at the time, but now I feel really bad about it.

[Mr. X]

That's not really too embarrassing.  From my experience, if you go fast enough, you can randomly fly off the track for no reason.  I know I've had it happen several times on the final "turn" on the first Casino course and other places.

[Solar Equinox]

Speaking of F-ZeroGX I was on the last course on the sapphire cup there is a jump that requires speed and control to make.  I make the jump but my cart landed on the rail, but I landed on it horizontally with the games gravity keeping me on the rail. The game damages your cart when you touch the rail, and in less in five seconds I die, later after a retry I make the jump three times, and on the last lap near the finish line I randomly fly off course losing my last life, and that was the closest I was to beating that course for the first time.  THE END

[ashura9699]

Playing Mirror's Edge and dying because a cop walks backwards into me and steps on my foot.

[*Alice]

I die so often in the first stage of many games (more than in most second stages even). The poor Reset button / Esc / F10 / F3 / Tab key ...
Also Ys Book I&II can easily cause funny and embarassing deaths due to the ... unorthodox combat system. I had quite a few laughs while playing it.

[Ceridran]

I unintentionally harmed myself while playing MGS2. (Take a guess as to why!)

Post some of yours or something I don't know

Wasn't Psycho.. psycho guy.

He reads your memory card. Was he in that game?

[Beed28]

No, Psycho Mantis and the things he did was in MGS1.