Worst Sonic Fan Character Contest: Voting has Begun!

[Dr. Freeman]

Info on voting!
http://www.cutstuff.net/forum/viewtopic.php?f=9&t=5383&p=219469#p219469


This is a skype call gone really wrong.

Llama, Uki, Blaze, Swift, Electros, and I were talking about Sonic Fan characters and about how 95% of them are unoriginal and lame and boring and why.

So I thought of the best idea to make THE WORST SONIC FAN CHARACTER

The following must be included.

Name
Appearance (Picture not description)
POWERS
Backstory

That's good enough.

The main rule is that while they're meant to be cliche and terrible, PLEASE don't make people's eyes bleed with the worst colors. There's better ways to make the worst thing ever.

This will go for a week, but since today is getting late, we will be done on February 9th.

TIME FOR THE WORST SONIC FAN CHARACTER EVER

This is the topic's theme song, because this is the song everyone uses with Sonic.

[Copy Robot]

This is ROCKY the ROCK.

Back Story
The Chaos Emeralds, then scattered, they after hitting a rock all. All seven rock joined together, forming a lock Rocky. Ever since he disguised himself as a rock at all levels to see cause you do not like Sonic, he will appear in his Sonic Sonic games all forever. Of course, is the prototype of a real shadow is a prototype of Biolizard really when he has amnesia, Gerald Robotnik was so formed even when tested using the Sol Emeralds, which he it's just what I was told.

Real Back Story:

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Once the Chaos Emeralds were scattered away but then they all hit a rock. All 7 rocks joined together and formed Rocky the Rock. He appears in every Sonic game ever because he disguises himself as every rock in a level watching Sonic forever cause he doesn't like Sonic. Of course this is just what he was told because he has amnesia and is really the real prototype of Shadow being the prototype of the Biolizard and was also formed when Gerald Robotnik was testing with the Sol Emeralds.

Powers: Rocky is a rock, and it is sitting still. He looks like a rock all of the universe. He also can take the Chaos Emeralds and the Sol Emeralds to become Super Ultra Mega XD ROCKY ROCK DX. Have the power to destroy his universe, his power was confined to Tikal and Chaos 0.

Real Powers:

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And Rocky is a rock and sit still. He looks like a rock all of the universe. He also can take the Sol Emeralds and Chaos Emeralds to become Super Ultra Mega XD ROCKY ROCK DX. Have the power to destroy the universe he, his power was locked away in Tikal and Chaos 0.

[Thunderono]

IT'S STARIUS

HE WAS MADE WHEN TWO STARS HIT EACH OTHER IN AN EXPLOSION OF DEATH AND YES

HE WAS TRICKED BY EGGMAN INTO ATTEMPTING TO MURDER SONIC BUT NOW THEY'RE BROS

HE CAN USE HIS GUNS TO SHOOT LAZERS AND BAZOOKAS AND FUCK YOUR OC'S POWERS HE BREAKS THEM WITH HIS GUUUUUUUUUUUNS

and he has homing shots

HOMING SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTS

[Swiftphantom]

Oh hey I'm done in 10 minutes like I said I would be

Name: Jesus Turbo

Appearance:

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Backstory: One day he was on a walk and then Princess Celestia stabbed him and he became Superman but now we just call this guy the universe's mistake. However, the word "Turbo" means "the universe's mistake" in German, so we call it Turbo. It's okay, he doesn't know German. Also he likes men.

Powers: Kaio-Ken (Limit is x500), Super Saiyan 1, Super Saiyan 2, Super Saiyan 3, Super Saiyan 4, Super Saiyan 5, Golden Great Ape, Laser eyes, Laser feet, Laser legs, Laser head, Laser nose, Svedishness, Laser hands, Frost breath, Super strength, Flight, Invisibility, Super speed, Transformation, Super Sonic, Hyper Sonic, Ability to summon the Biolizard, Ability to become the Biolizard, Kamehameha Wave, Can't make an original character, Amnesia, Spontaneous Combustion, Fire hands, Can drive a motorcycle, Has an airboard in his nose, Can't die, Can take his enemy's powers in a similar to fashion like Megaman, Homing shot, Death glare, Razor arms, Spontaneous Explosions, Fire hands, Fire arms, Fire legs, Fire fires, Homing shots, He can talk to you even though, We're in different dimensions.

Can fuse with: Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Eggman, Rouge, Myroc, Cream, Vegeta, Goku, Biolizard, Rocky, Stairus.

Theme Song: Through the Fire and Flames

Favorite Youtube video:

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[Russel]

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[LlamaHombre]

Bekcy the Whale



HISTORY

Once upon a time the true whale Known as Becxy ate a duck and made ??friends with the flamingos on planet Mobybus nearby. He caught a fish and it kicked Repeatedly Until It spat out the 12th Chaos Emerald Which he then used on his delicious salmon flambe donkey burrityiodnchilada

POWER RANGERS

Hiers face is secretly a duck gun that shoots recliner chairs that can in hit butt and remove all sense of feeling and place it inside a hat which he places on his duck gun bill butt
When he gently caresses the 21093 darkspine emeralds he becomes BEKCYHN LENKAKFASLSFLKASFK and sits on a couch and plays his 3ds for too many xbox gamerscone and he brags to his manrick friendieamies

that'z it



Also this has the kickstart it needs to be almost as good as goldfish.

[Davregis]

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My recently-made Sonic fan-character, Snonic.

Backstory: Sipping tea and adjusting his monocle, Snonic one day found motivation to become something greater.
After a journey of considerable length, he encountered an odd ring that could not be bent nor broken.
Finding it quite mysterious, upon donning it Snonic found he had become invisible.

 However, he soon became addicted to this power. Knowing it for what it was, the wizard Gnadalf was enlisted for aid.
Gnadalf was quite a wise man, and being so wise he naturally knew the ring for what it was. Informing Snonic of it,
they quickly determined that there was no choice but to toss it in the fires of Mount Dmoom.

So he set off...

Would you care for the full novel? It's completely original.

[Jatea]

Name: Goldie the Fish




Backstory: Goldie was just an ordinary goldfish until Sonic and pals dropped a Chaos Emerald into a lake
Then he transformed into Goldie the Goldfish with all-new powers

Powers: He can swim around and cause a tornado for massive damage
And then if he's out of water he can make water and swim in it and cause a tornado, summoning cows that get carried by it

Tastiness: yes

Svedishness: no

[Korby]

This is EVIL the ROCK

Back Story
Evil is a rock full brother Rocky lock to remove the 20 evil twin. As the prototype for real for being a model of Rocky true you do not have, such as memory loss Rocky I to shadow as a genuine model of Biolizard, as well as smart super fact, Dr. Eggman is it Amy and he and compelling reasons incredibly, who stone evil, he cool, but will kill so far in front of the letter because I love you more than Sonic, it is a good man yet, he protect the Earth with a force of very ultra confusion.

Real Back Story:

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Evil the Rock is Rocky the Rock's evil half twin brother twenty removed. He was made by Dr. Robotnik as the real prototype to Rocky being the real prototype to Shadow being the real prototype of Biolizard but he doesn't have amnesia like Rocky, he's actually super smart and also amy loves him more than sonic because evil the rock is so incredibly charming and he is the coolest character ever and he will kill everyone but he's still a good guy and he'll defend earth with his super ultra chaos powers.

Powers: Evil is stronger lock like Rocky Rock 30 times, so he must be as close to death as you can use the attack laser eventual destruction of destiny, and death, if he really needs used a very strong movement only. Powers of evil chaos emerald Seoul can use stone, Chaos Emerald, international ring, emerald super, supersonic fighter extra chaos emerald, ice control, fire, laser, darkness, and evil.

Real Powers:

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Evil the Rock is thirty times as powerful as Rocky the Rock but he will only use his ultra powerful moves if he really needs to because he needs to be close to death to be able to use his ultimate laser attacks of doom and death and destruction. Evil the Rock can use the Sol Emeralds, the Chaos Emeralds, the World Rings, the Super Emeralds, the extra chaos emerald from Sonic the Fighters, control ice, fire, lasers, darkness, and super evil chaos.

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[SmashTheEchidna]

When I first saw this thread, I thought it was going to be something really demeaning and would make me feel bad about myself. .__.;

[Kenkoru]

Name:.....darkness the hedgehog....

Appearrence:...

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do not steal....

Backstory:...unknown....but is a fake hedgehog created by one of dr.robotnik's realatives....dr.robotnik found him in a secret lab...and released him to cause chaoss...

Powers:...can use the chaoss emerals to take control of time....has hover shoes (cus there cool lol)....and is FASTER then sonic....he can also use guns and drive cars but idk if those are actuly powers....

[Hallan Parva]

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This is AKUMA THE HEDGEHOG

so one day the maria kept losing at Super Street Fighter IV: Arcade Edition™ so she asked her grandfather Geradr robotnick to make her a super awesome person to win Super Street Fighter IV: Arcade Edition™ so he said yes and then he mad AKUMA THE HEDGEHOG!!!!!!! hes supper stronk and can lift biolizard with his right toe!!!!!!! also he has the powers of both Sonic and Akuma from Super Street Fighter IV: Arcade Edition™ so he can do a light dash and a spin dash and a hommin attak and also use the ultimate move of INSTANT HELL MURDER (japanese is SHUN GOKU SATSU desu desu) to destroy any other hedgehog or person with one hit!!!!!!! also anmy Rose is super in love with aKUMA tHE hEDGEHOG but he is not having NONE OF HER SHIT so he left for the montains to train and get even more stronger until he came back to get laid with CAMMY THE WOLF oh yeah also there is another character named CAMMY THE WOLF designed from Super Street Fighter IV: Arcade Edition™ but hes not mine give credit to xxsexydragonmasterxx2066

[Donutyoshi]

Hard the Purple Hedgehog

Powers:

Runs faster than light!
Can have sex with all Sonic girls without question!  
Don't need Chaos Emeralds to go Hyper Hard!
Can kill anything by a touch!
Plays a Guitar
Can summon gods as his slaves!
Faster than Sonic!
Can fly better than Tails!
Can punch better than Knuckles!
Super Form makes him shoot real deadly death lasers.
Hyper Form can destroy galaxys across the universe!
Sonic is jealous of him
Makes Shadow look dumb
Turned Eggman into Chocolate and ate it.
His fists can smash the Earth in half!
Ate the sun.
Fixed the moon!
Sexiest Sonic character to exist.
Can clone himself!
An IQ of 99999999999999
CAN TRAVEL THROUGH TIME!
Can Inexplicably Inflate!
Can shapeshift to Pony, Vampire, Pokemon, balblahaahahahha
Ninja powers!

Backstory (NSFW Warning):

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Hard The Purple Hedgehog was Sonic's long lost brother. He cracks pot everyday, and says that he's better than that Sonic! He fights the conspiracy doctors of space, and was the 99th doctor of doctor who. Sonic hates him, and he eats Chaos Emwalds as a diet! Nobodsy can kill him because he's the best character ever.

everyone loves him and i'll say it. he has nights with girls everynight, and you cant deny his sexy penis of his!

His wife is Twilight Sparkle because everyone loves ponys for their wives what yes no?

[VGS2]

Death the Hedgehog

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Back stroy: Once upon teh times, their was hedgehog who Sahdow's brother. He live in peas until the evil Robotbotk attak the iland. then he los mammary in the attak and gain ULTIMATO POWAHHHHHH!! but also eviL. and then he evils the galaxy with a car. THE END!    

Powers: ALL OF THEM!

Feem:

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Yoshi's Island boss theme in Mario paint!

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Real story: Death is some douche who is mooching off of Shadow's popularity. He was also a peaceful dude until some fat bastard attacked his island and turned him both evil and quite powerful by making him lose his memory. And then he Mary Sues the universe to buggery, as ya do.

And naww, don't worry, Giz. Your character's cool, bro.

Edit: Oh shit, there's already a Death the Hedgehog, kinda.  :?
Well... thees iz his brudda 2, El Oh El. Donut steel

[Ceridran]

Laddies and mentlegen, may I introduce..

Knuckles the Enchilada.



He can punch through rock hard tacos with his knuckles because he is knuckles the enchilada.

He appeared in sonicland's mexican food land and continued to bash rock hard tacos with his knuckles for no reason.

.. Oh wait

This isn't the BEST sonic fancharacter thing.

welp

I'm still leaving it here.