Worst Sonic Fan Character Contest: Voting has Begun!

[Watzup7856]

Oswald da Pig



he can PARTAH AND EAT KEIK AND CRACK FUNNY JOKES

Oswald was gifted with the power of DANCE when he beat BREAKDANCING EGGMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN in a dance competition, he then used his power to save the universe from tyranny and became the macdaddy of all DA POOTY TANGS IN DA WORLD.

Oswald beat this dude

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[Red]

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Sonic The Hipster Dickhead Hedgehog

                                     "You probably haven't heard of me"

His powers are so obscure, you probably haven't heard of them, he has the power to be edgy as fuck hipster as fuck by just using his power to be a great dickhead

that's two powers in one

can you believe it

boy i sure can't

anyway

anyone who is unlucky enough to find him, he'll be bombarded by stupid hipster opinions about shit you've probably never even heard

(you'll probably never find him, he's so obscure)

BACKSTORY
Sonic was one running through some zone you probably haven't heard of

then he found his evil twin, sonic the hipster hedgehog
he was melting while listening to "How To Dissapear Completely" (he wasn't even paying attention to it)

He also hasn't even heard Unknown Pleasures or Kid A at all, but his powers make him say he has, so people will be disgusted at this piece of shit amazed at his musical knowledge


Theme Song

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Tails The Average /mu/tant
>tfw no gf

Powers

He has the power to use his entry level hipster knowledge to completely annoy the fuck out of his enemies

he can also gather up energy to use his great and almighty beam!
heres an image of  him using his beeem



BACKSTORY

One day he got bored of /v/ and went to /mu/ to make fun of them

since that day, he's slowly becoming one of them

poor thing doesn't realize listening to all /mu/core doesn't make you patrician

Theme Song

I think this is the longest post I've ever made in cutstuff.

[Sora]

Chris the HuMan Hedgehoog not to confude with human

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steel ant i hurt u

chris is aa half human half hedgehog half salamander his parents were kill in a plane crash when dr.. eggman made the plan crash!!!111  he is good friends wit everyones but doenst like evil peoples he hates them for his paste

he can use the chaso emerlds and soll emerlds to turn into SUPER HUMAN FIGHTER CHRIS OF LIGHT

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no steal plox

he can use this form to kill all evil but only for tree minutes and then he fals a sleep so hurry up!!11

[Magikarp]

I WILL ENTER MY OLD FANCHARACTER FOR THIS THAT I WAS ACTUALLY SERIOUS ABOUT WHEN I WAS YOUNGER

oh and check back to see this post cause i'm likely gonna edit it

prepare yourselves for OBLIVION THE HEDGEHOG



edit: a small taste of what's to come

[1:56:02 AM] Blades: Oblivion the Hedgehog, basically colored Sonic pink tore on of his ears and slapped huge boobs and a grey shirt onto it
[1:56:39 AM] Blades: Could summon the Chaos Emeralds anytime she wanted to and had a seperate form for each one
[1:56:49 AM] Blades: Dated Shadow
[1:56:56 AM] Blades: I'm cringing just typing this
[1:57:44 AM] Blades: had a carefree, don't-give-a-shit attitude and that's about it
[1:58:56 AM] Blades: So let's see here... Seven Emerald forms, super, hyper, darkspines, dark, and also had a Knight form
[1:59:10 AM] Blades: I AM SO GLAD I SCRAPPED THAT... THING
[2:00:06 AM] Blades: SOMEBODY PASS THE HOLY WATER

[2:16:09 AM] Blades: oblivion was originally made from the energy of two stars colliding and had power even beyond a god
blew up Angel Island and instantly put it back together again once she found out Sonic lived there
met Shadow in a dark alleyway and they were instantly married or something
defeated Eggman once and for all
etc etc

[Shade Guy]

okay guys heres my fan character based on me (note: do not steal)

its shade The hedgehog!

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in sonic Adventure 2 battle (note: a great game on the game cub by the way),  we were told about   how gerald robotnik made shadow, the biolizard,  the finalhazard and maria ( note: in my story 'sonic adventure 2.5: revelations', maria was revealed to be a robot made by gerald ),  the four ultimate life forms......however.,  we weren 't told about his secret fifth creation, shade the  hegehog:  who gerald made to create the space colony ARK!
however,after he made the Space colony ar k, a portal to an alternate universe appeared which he flew into (because he secretly hated gerald for making him build a space colony and wanted to leave). here, shade grew up slowly hating the robotnik family more and more until he met the alternate universes' version of sonic. at the same time, the alternate universes version of dr. eggman Robotnik was thretening the earth with the alternate universe's version of the eclipse cannon. after hearing this, Shade decided to vent his hatred of the robotniks by saving the world with the help of alternate sonic and friends (note: he did most of the work (seriously he beat all the bosses by himself).)
however, when shade stopped the eclipse cannon, he fell from the space conaly he made (note: how ironic) and crash landed into Australia and lost his memory because he ran out of the alternate universes version of rings. during this time he was forced to relearn all his powers from scratch and ended up learning new better powers as well! after living in australia for so long he also decided to give himself an australian citisenship so he could be 'true blue' (note: i'm not being biased just because I'm asutralian as well)
however, it is currently unkown what shade is doing now....but secretly , a portal appeared back to shades original universe which he went through and beat his universe's eggman robotnik using his new powers. however he saw that beating Dr. eggman was everything to his universes Sonic, so he made a new robotnik for him to fight. what people don't know is that from sonic heroes onwards, the dR. Robotnik eggman shown is actually the fake one shade made!

oh and he was also the one who taught Shadow how to use guns and vehicles in the game shadow The hegehog.

Powers;
flying (note: it doesnt always work, because it would be boring if he could fly always)
good mechanical skills (note: i'm referring to how he made his universes space colony  ARK and a fake Dr, Eggman Robotnik)
using guns and vehicles (note: which he taught shadow how to do like i said before)
trvelling through universes (note: i forgot to mention that he made the portals to the alternate universe himself)
controlling the alternate universes version of the chaos emeralds (note: i also forgot to mention that he used this to stop the alternate universes version of the eclipse cannon but ran out of rings and fell to australia (though i did say that already))
alternate control (note: called alternate control because he uses the alternate univeres's version of the chaos emeralds to do this ( he uses this to warp space time)

(note: all the alternate universes versions of things have other names for them but I haven't thought of them yet).

theme:

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i heard people arguing whether this was actually 8 bit but it sounds like it to me....have they even played a Nintendo before?

[ashura9699]

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This is AKUMA THE HEDGEHOG

so one day the maria kept losing at Super Street Fighter IV: Arcade Edition™ so she asked her grandfather Geradr robotnick to make her a super awesome person to win Super Street Fighter IV: Arcade Edition™ so he said yes and then he mad AKUMA THE HEDGEHOG!!!!!!! hes supper stronk and can lift biolizard with his right toe!!!!!!! also he has the powers of both Sonic and Akuma from Super Street Fighter IV: Arcade Edition™ so he can do a light dash and a spin dash and a hommin attak and also use the ultimate move of INSTANT HELL MURDER (japanese is SHUN GOKU SATSU desu desu) to destroy any other hedgehog or person with one hit!!!!!!! also anmy Rose is super in love with aKUMA tHE hEDGEHOG but he is not having NONE OF HER SHIT so he left for the montains to train and get even more stronger until he came back to get laid with CAMMY THE WOLF oh yeah also there is another character named CAMMY THE WOLF designed from Super Street Fighter IV: Arcade Edition™ but hes not mine give credit to xxsexydragonmasterxx2066

Um. Akuma?


http://www.mgcomics.com/AkumaTh/
Did you, sir, have knowledge about this?

[Sora]

Just out of curiosity

who are the judges of this contest/will a poll be put up at a later date for everyone to vote on?

[Dr. Freeman]

I think I'm gonna go with a poll. I can't decide which is the worst on my own.

[Red]

Can i submit 2 or will i have to pick one? :c

[Dr. Freeman]

I was going to call you out for submitting two...but they go together enough, and it's fine. I'd rather keep it at one, but I'll make exceptions if I have to.

[BiscuitSlash]

I made a thing. Sorry I'm not very good at drawing sonic waves and this is my first time using Paint.net wow.

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It's Hedgehog The Sonic

He is a(?) sonic wave created by Dr. Robotnickolus, Eggman's long lost cousin. He created him to EAT THE CHAOS EMERALDS! He named him Hedgehog to remind him that Sonic the Hedgehog and all his hedgehog friends and enemies are bad and should be disposed of, which is actually a bit of a dumb idea. Hedgehog has an unknown age but is likely to live for only 30 more years because he's a(?) sonic wave. Hedgehog's favourite sport is ice hockey and his favourite board game is chess.

Hedgehog can fly at very fast speeds, so fast that if Sonic and Hedgehog were to race, Sonic would win but only by 67 picometres. His main method of attack is by eating things with his unseen mouth. He can eat both characters (he wants to eat hedgehogs the most) and chaos emeralds, which is his main goal. He also has the ability to set fire to oil by throwing ice cubes at it.

His eyes are also orange.

[Solar Equinox]

Warning the following is harmful to the human eye

Enchilaladia "tails" The HogHegeHeghog"

He is very sxy

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Powers: Echilaaalada The Hegeheghoghog can uses evrey ablllity that sonic knicules and tailles can usres. He can glikde and spwe fire out of his but. He can flky and use the powers of the chaosemeralds and masteremarald to become superduberhyproerexplosivesmega Entlicada the hogehegedog.

Backstory: He is Sonic and tlases lilgitiment halfbreed son who fused with knuclkesa and shadows child to become the sexyest hoghege in the world.  He laster became 2 sexcy for the wor3ld and tried to yuse the soulemeralds but ge wassent back in time and now he needs to find the seven rings to get back to the future and make tailes and sonic make the events of shadow the hegehog take place.

[Max]

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The best part about this design is I didn't make it

Someone seriously intended for this to be created

[VGS2]

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The best part about this design is I didn't make it

Someone seriously intended for this to be created

Oh sweet biscuity Jesus, really? He looks like something from the circus!
To quote myself from the screenshot caption thread... "And thus, Wily vowed never to build another Paint Man again."

Oh well, at least it's not something like 'Red Sonic'. That'd be dumb.

[Solar Equinox]

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The best part about this design is I didn't make it

Someone seriously intended for this to be created

And we have a winner.