Ask xColdxFusionx (and friends!)

[MasterXman]

CF, how fast are you?

How unstable is Alexis?

Also

CF, will Lego's class ever get those jumping frames and is CSCC going to be out this month or April?

Are you tired of all of these questions?

[Dr. Freeman]

Which reminds me of a question I want to ask- do you suspect that Epic Kirby has an unfair bias to your creator? He's used all of you at least once in the second part chapters... some of the other characters from other people haven't been used at all.
Yeah, that doesn't make much sense...

No bias here! Just story stuff! I'll introduce the rest in due time.

[Hilman170499]

Do any of you know anyone who is a Cryokinetic(ice user), Pyrokinetic(fire user) or Photokinetic(light user)?

[Jatea]

What kinds of weapons would you prefer in a fight to the death?

[Galactan]

What are your opinions on overly loud noises?

[xColdxFusionx]

CF, how fast are you?

Without my armor, I can sprint at about 10 miles per hour. ...I don't think I've clocked my top speed with the armor on. It's probably somewhere in the low hundreds, if I had to hazard a guess.

How unstable is Alexis?

Very.
I am quite stable, contrary to this mind's poisoned opinion.

Do any of you know anyone who is a Cryokinetic(ice user), Pyrokinetic(fire user) or Photokinetic(light user)?

I can control all three through my magical training.
I technically could too, but my magic skills are a bit rusty...

What kinds of weapons would you prefer in a fight to the death?

...You're talking to a group of heavily-armed fighters about their favorite weapons. ...You can't be serious.

What are your opinions on overly loud noises?

They're great for pissing people off and making them really easy targets. He he he...

[LlamaHombre]

Why does Turkey meat continue to exist if nobody likes it?

[Jatea]

What doctor(s) would you recommend if you were in need of medical assistance?

[Captain Barlowe]

CF: ...Are you having fun with these questions?  
Elena and ALEXIS: Who is currently on your hit list of people to kill?
Celeste: What do you think of your "employer?"

[ChaoticChao]

CF: what would you say is the most annoying question yet?

[Solar Equinox]

To all: If you were all to fight to the death, who would win?

[xColdxFusionx]

Why does Turkey meat continue to exist if nobody likes it?

Turkey is actually pretty good. To be honest, turkey bacon is almost as good as actual bacon.

What doctor(s) would you recommend if you were in need of medical assistance?

Suck it up! That wasn't even a hard hit!

CF: ...Are you having fun with these questions?

Very much.

Elena and ALEXIS: Who is currently on your hit list of people to kill?

I would tell you my list, but then I wouldn't have time to actually kill anyone on it.
That information is classified.

Celeste: What do you think of your "employer?"

I wish I wasn't working with him, that's for sure.

To all: If you were all to fight to the death, who would win?

I would say ALEXIS, if only because she'd kill us with neurotoxins if she died.
Uh, hello? Immortal badass over here.

[Colonel ServBot]

Does any one else here think that your ripping off gawaynos forum game, 'ask gawayno'

[Magnet Dood]

Pfft... *snort* Immortal? Immortal?! Ha ha ha ha! Try saying that the next time you get hit in the neck with a hatchet!

And don't come saying that I wasn't able to live or whatnot. Epic Kirby just saw me as Too Cool to Live.

He's got a point there. You're not exactly immortal, and judging from most people's opinions, most don't see you as a badass either. Seems that most see you as... uhm, a whiny female dog?
I think you mean b-
Soldiers do not use such language when talking to belligrents.
Yes sir...

[Tfp BreakDown]

How do you guys type with boxing gloves on?