Ask xColdxFusionx (and friends!)

[Jatea]

At least Gawayno was a genuine guy. This right here is just some pentapolar guy who decided to answer our questions while simultaneously providing supplementary material for the Great War.
And so is that Magnet Dood guy.

What doctor(s) would you recommend if you were in need of medical assistance?

Suck it up! That wasn't even a hard hit!

I don't get it.





If all of you were on the UESC Marathon when the Fire Nation Pfhor attacked, what would you have done in the stead of the Security Officer?

[Max]

Are you... 'people'... actually all friends or is the title a lie?

[Beed28]

xColdxFusionx, have you ever played any of the actual IdTech1 games (Doom, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, etc)?

[ChaoticChao]

Let's see, they all use the same account. CF: do you let your friends access such private information?

[xColdxFusionx]

Does any one else here think that your ripping off gawaynos forum game, 'ask gawayno'

If you honestly think that was the first time this has been done, you've obviously never been on Tumblr.

Pfft... *snort* Immortal? Immortal?! Ha ha ha ha! Try saying that the next time you get hit in the neck with a hatchet!

Come try to chop my head off again. I dare ya.

He's got a point there. You're not exactly immortal, and judging from most people's opinions, most don't see you as a badass either. Seems that most see you as... uhm, a whiny female dog?
I think you mean b-
Soldiers do not use such language when talking to belligrents.
Yes sir...

You're walking a bit funny. Is your backside in pain?
...That wasn't even remotely funny.
My question, not yours.

How do you guys type with boxing gloves on?

I dunno, how do you play poker with them?
Elementary analysis of the surroundings indicates that none of us are wearing boxing gloves.
...Remind me to show you a little thing called HumrProg...

If all of you were on the UESC Marathon when the Fire Nation Pfhor attacked, what would you have done in the stead of the Security Officer?

Murder everyone and everything, then take over the Pfhor and rule with an iron fist.
...That's your answer to everything, isn't it?
I can dream, can't I?

Are you... 'people'... actually all friends or is the title a lie?

xCFx just put that there for the sake of making us all look friendly. The only thing keeping me from chopping his head off is a nice little Zenny stipend.

xColdxFusionx, have you ever played any of the actual IdTech1 games (Doom, Heretic, Hexen, Strife, etc)?

I have Doom 2 and all three installments of Chex Quest. Also Samsara.

Let's see, they all use the same account. CF: do you let your friends access such private information?

We all sit around the computer when we answer these things. I'm the only person who knows my account info.
He he he...
...If I catch you doing anything stupid on here, I'm not paying you.
No balls.
...Goddamnit.

[Jatea]

Do any of you fellas even have any permanent or semi-permanent settlements or just living space?

Also, imagine that the five of you were in a slice-of-life comic-type story.
What would you do?

[Donutyoshi]

If you five were in a place other than Earth. Where else?

Inside the Internet? A dimension far away? Another planet?

Tell me.

[Galactan]

ALEXIS, is your system waterproof?

[Hilman170499]

To Cold Fusion's Friends:

Would you rather...

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avoid a gang of three robots each mastering one mode of transportaion or fight them?

To everyone:

What's your favourite material/element/substance?

What's your favourite colour?

Do you like pie and cake?

[ChaoticChao]

CF and friends: what do you think is better, teleportation or psychokinesis?

[Ceridran]

How is that colossal miniscule turtle getting around?

[MasterXman]

Which one of you is the fastest?

[xColdxFusionx]

Do any of you fellas even have any permanent or semi-permanent settlements or just living space?

I've been renting out an apartment while I try to find someplace where I won't get involved in any war shenanigans.

Also, imagine that the five of you were in a slice-of-life comic-type story.
What would you do?

Kill all these assholes and take their wallets.

If you five were in a place other than Earth. Where else?

We're already in the Internet. I'm not sure where else I'd want to be.

ALEXIS, is your system waterproof?

Great pains were taken when designing me to make sure my systems would not fail for any conceivable reason.

Do you like pie and cake?

...Do you even need to ask?

CF and friends: what do you think is better, teleportation or psychokinesis?

I personally prefer teleportation, though both have their uses.

Which one of you is the fastest?

Me, by far. ...Unless you count teleportation, in which case Celeste wins hands-down.

[ZeStopper]

What's for dinner?

[DarkAura]

What are each of your elemental attributes? (i.e. Darkness, for me)