Ask xColdxFusionx (and friends!)

[Red]

can I kill servbot AND kirbysonic

[xColdxFusionx]

What do you believe is the general Cutopian consensus on the person known as SmashBroPlusB?

He's a bit... eccentric.
He's a freaking creep.
...
He's a bit of a weirdo.
I am unsure I will ever be able to follow his train of thought.

ALEXIS: Since you are from the future, what would you say the greatest legacy is at that time?

That information is classified.

To all except CF: How did you all meet CF?

To be honest, I met this guy because someone hired me to kill him. He amused me too much when he cried like a little wuss, though, so I let him live.
xColdxFusionx is the subject of part of my investigation.
...I'm not entirely sure where. I blame Elena for dragging me into this, partly.
He let me stay with him for a little while when I was looking for a place to live.

So what's with all these people hitting on the girls? =/

This thread is an infinite creep generator, apparently.

To Elena: I hate you, a lot, but I am willing to pay you to do some kill of some people, do you accept cash or credit?

Cash only. Everything else is too easy to trace.

To Alphonse: What education do you have aside from a BA? (Bad Ass)

Honestly, who needs anything else?

To Celeste: Why are you mute?

I would prefer not to divulge this information.
Aw, why not~?
Because I'm very sensitive about the details of my disability.
Fine, whatever. What a load...
I do not appreciate you mocking me...

ALEXIS: Should I care about your thoughts?

I would hope that you heed my warnings. They may save your life.

To CF: How much do you make on a regular biases, it must cost a lot to keep Elena of your back and feed 4 people + one robot.

I'd prefer not to give exact numbers, but let's just say I work way too much overtime.

can I kill servbot AND kirbysonic

Aww, but I wanted that job!

[Tfp BreakDown]

To xCxFx and pals: Who is your favorite and least favorite legend of zelda boss fight?

[Red]

Elena, why don't you kill CF AND steal his money

[Hilman170499]

To Cold Fusion: Is it an honour to be a well-known user in this community?

To Ampere: D- Do you think I am a coward for not asking you any questions before?*guesses a 'yes'*

To ALEXIS: I know you keep a lot of things secret, but can your analysis scan bar codes and special internet link codes?

To Alphonse: Since you are an expert on the revolver, are you able to use other guns like the pistol, shotgun or machine gun?

To everyone except ALEXIS: What's your favourite food?

[ChaoticChao]

ALEXIS: Whenever you say that something is classified, is it that you believe the fact that if we knew, we would change it, or is it that time travel caused an error in your database?
CF: what is your favorite sport?
To all: if you could destroy/kill something or someone, what/who would you choose?

[*Alice]

What is your favorite car in F-Zero?

[Jatea]

How many dimensional/temporal/spatial anomalies has ALEXIS encountered throughout the period of time that she has been active?
Am I one of those anomalies?

[Solar Equinox]

To All: What is a day in the life of one of you? (except ALEXIS it is probably classified)

[xColdxFusionx]

To xCxFx and pals: Who is your favorite and least favorite legend of zelda boss fight?

Most of us haven't really played a lot of LoZ, but my personal favotire boss fight is, believe it or not, Aquamentus. Probably because nostalgia.
Not sure you can call them a boss, but the Phantoms can go die in a hole. I quit playing Phantom Hourglass because of them.

Elena, why don't you kill CF AND steal his money

Don't give her ideas!

To Cold Fusion: Is it an honour to be a well-known user in this community?

I had a little ego trip when I noticed I was the only modder mentioned by screenname on MM8BDM's TvTropes page, but to be honest I don't feel all that special. Especially with powerhouses like Messatsu and Yellow Devil running around.

To Ampere: D- Do you think I am a coward for not asking you any questions before?*guesses a 'yes'*

Nah, I think you're a coward for whimpering like a little puppy when I look at you. I still have that picture, by the way.

To ALEXIS: I know you keep a lot of things secret, but can your analysis scan bar codes and special internet link codes?

I am capable of identifying and accessing such primitive data encoding, yes.

To Alphonse: Since you are an expert on the revolver, are you able to use other guns like the pistol, shotgun or machine gun?

The thing is, most people don't realize how much recoil matters with guns. Especially the bigger ones. I mean, I CAN use them in a pinch, but when I can aim more consistently with my trusty six-shooters, anything else would just be overkill anyway.

(Quick edit to fix some awkward wording. Sorry, guys!)

ALEXIS: Whenever you say that something is classified, is it that you believe the fact that if we knew, we would change it, or is it that time travel caused an error in your database?

Information is classified because it is classified. I am not allowed to disclose it for various reasons, mainly temporal disturbance.

CF: what is your favorite sport?

Soccer. Followed very closely by golf.

To all: if you could destroy/kill something or someone, what/who would you choose?

If I had a nickel for every time I contemplated dropping a Fusion Bomb on someone's head...
Let me get out my novel-sized list...
If I could, I would eradicate all mindpoison and usher in an age of true enlightenment.
I've contemplated drawing on several people, but I really can't say I have a grudge against anyone.
Sometimes, I question whether or not I should rid myself of one Daniel Oshiro, though I am unsure it is in my best interest.

How many dimensional/temporal/spatial anomalies has ALEXIS encountered throughout the period of time that she has been active?

That information is classified.

Am I one of those anomalies?

Perhaps; I cannot run tests on someone's identity through these letters, sadly.

To All: What is a day in the life of one of you? (except ALEXIS it is probably classified)

That would probably take a bit too long to type out.
That is the understatement of the century...

[Captain Barlowe]

Elena: You have been ordered to go to court for the crimes and misdemeanors that you have performed, and the prosecutor is Godot. What do you do?
Alphonse: How fast can you shoot with those revolvers?
Celeste Alaron: Do you ever fear that you will fail your mission?
CF: How about that Euro Truck Simulator 2?
To EVERYONE: THE PRESIDENT HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY NINJAS! ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO SAVE THE PRESIDENT?

[Orange juice :l]

Would you rather have the magical abilities of Telekinesis (The ability to move stuff from far away [including things you could not ordinarily manipulate, such as subatomic particles... or bears] without exerting physical force, thus breaking the laws of conservation of energy) or Conjuration (The ability to create matter and potentially magical miscellany spontaneously burst into existence, thus breaking the laws of conservation of mass)?

[Ceridran]

Alphonse, you're Elena's defense attorney.

Get in there.

[Jatea]

How many enemies have you made over the ages?

This guy in a red suit keeps stalking me and sometimes he tries to hit me over the head with his electric staff, but I think he just wants to start a business arrangement

[Solar Equinox]

To all: If your powers, skills and abilities were gone for one day, how would you react?